To whom your heart belongs to?

To whom your heart belongs to?

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Satan

Nuke both of these shitholes

Why can't Germany get along with any of its neighbors?

based Ñápölêòn

Germany is jealous we love Denmark more than them

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Denmark no question

Goes to the French-bros. But Danes are based too

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Me obviously

Humanity

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based

Norway

Germany is gay, stupid and frankly irrelevant

Northern Denmark*

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Poor Norway

>frankly

Jackie Chan

My body, for without it I would die..

>frankly irrelevant
eheh

I'd say france but they hate us with a passion and i hate denmark so my heart goes into the trash.

to denmark

Don't say this fren, we genuinely like you

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Love the netherlands

we hate anglos, not you

nah, 'love anglos, 'ate germans...
except when anglos are truly despicable
then 'ate anglos, 'ate germans
unless I have a neutral opinion
fuck it

My heart's already taken by another.
[spoiler] Denmark is cool though [/spoiler]

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