Mandatory military service

>mandatory military service

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Nope

Thank Allah I have no chance of getting shot at or bombed.

I think that's actually a good thing. A rite of passage.

for how much time?
If it's less than 2 years it's a meme

Several months of life wasted by potato peeling and licking officer butt*
I so fucking envy you, fuck this middle eastern shithole I want to live in a peaceful city-state
6 months for uni graduates, 12 months for others

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I don't lel

I really hope it won't happen here and never will. Feel for you OP.

I get how you feel, I was scared when I though I had to go, but I managed to get a medical record for epilepsy (I don't actually have epilepsy) to be considered unfit for the military, mine is 1 year if you go to college and 2 years if you don't. I was 1 year. How long is in your countries?

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>How long is in your countries?
This long

>tfw no service

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>you must learn to obey and waste a few months of your life before you are a man
A rite of passage should be linked with an achievement. A show of strength, that tells you this person has mental fortitude, wits, and physical abilities needed to survive in life, and to achieve success.
Army has nothing to do with it. Army does the thinking for you. It makes your life for you. You won't get any say. You are just a resourse.

Castro allows you to post? Or just larping tourist?

America hasn't had such a thing since 1973, still have to "register" but it's done automatically when you get a driver's license and the worst that happens if you don't is cant get welfare or student loans of any kind

Belgium is not really a country desu

So it's only 6 months for you guys? Sounds neat. We have to pass it before we enter college, the moment we turn 18 we go in, there's a new law here that guys who choose to study medicine don't go to the military service.

It's funny how smart an american can be

>Mandatory military service

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>We have to pass it before we enter college, the moment we turn 18 we go in
Well its good that you don't have to waste a year after getting a degree ,but most 18yo are not mature enough to put up with the bullshit from officers

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this
It took 6 months just to get to my first base

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Probably the latter, but it's actually fun to talk with tourists/proxies LARPing as their flag.

>tfw dodged
Get fucked

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>tfw suspended in 2009
At least one thing this dumpster fire did right
Last thing I want is a potato peeling holiday with bydlo

What proof do you want I'm really cuban?
To put on the TV maybe? Also Google it, we do have data now

Probably the right choice, had a finnish-russian guy serving at the same time with me and he said hed rather serve in finnish army than go to those russian homo rape camps.

Why are you gay?

Feels good knowing ameriblobs are ready and waiting to throw themselfs and giving their lives for us.

Jullie hebben ook geen dienstplicht oetz.

That's true, so true, I've had so many friends have issues with officials, one even got some jail time because of it, a couple days only to scare him off.

i really enjoyed mine tbqh

Why don't you do like Odysseus and feign madness?