What are dates like in your country?

What are dates like in your country?

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never tried them

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You should, they're great. Extra good when stuffed with goat cheese and topped with either almonds or pistachio.

Looks like an ugly man.

exactly like OP except more asian people

Don’t know, never been on one

You need to pay with a goat to the father first, 2 if you want sexy time.

In my case it's dinner and drinks and hope to get laid but usually don't.
Second what the other burger said. Dates are god tier.

imported from iran

Just 2?
Here it only has to be a herd of chickens for the mother and a horse for the father...I don't have that much
Sometimes I wish I were a Kazakh, so I could just steal a bride :c

It's 1st of march here

I'm the richest man in the village I have 6 goats and color tv.

What do they taste like? Fruity nuts?

>Looks like an ugly man.

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i have some fruity nuts for you to taste

They taste like a dried fruit, very sweet.

not as good as figs or prunes

Nice, but only if you ETMA.

Almost like honey, and they have a really pleasant texture.

sort of like sugar cane? Kind of funky but overwhelmingly sweet

Back in brasil i used to take girls on the beach to smoke a joint/alcool and after take them to motel to fuck.

Nothing especial, brazilian girls like to be treated like bitches.

But here in france? never had one

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You left out the best part where she slobbers all over Winston's hairy fartbox

>not as good as figs or prunes

what a vile creature you are.
Maybe that's the case if you're eating disgusting """(((californian)))""" dates instead of authentic, Israeli Medjoul dates.

I dont know

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Dates with Asian girls are comfy as long as they're not westernized or have rich parents.

There is no dating culture here. The almost ritualized dating culture in New World countries is considered to be absolutely bizarre here. There are no 'first dates, second dates'. First you meet through mutual friends. Then you hang out a bit then you hang out some more this time without friends then you fuck and so on. There are no 'bases'.

German efficiency at its finest. Also, do Germans even play baseball?

A qt asked me out multiple times but I just kept postponing it until she stoped

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That’s no fun

What's fun is not having to pay for food of entitled bitches and then get a perfectly legal blow job from Tatyana for the same money instead.

why would you do that

Here “dating culture” has been a thing going back to our parents’ generation when young women weren’t spoiled sluts

So what? You are not dating your grandma. Trads are so funny.

>Trads are so funny
Sure thing, every culture is funny by German standard

He was probably nervous or something. I can relate. All of my dates happened kind of naturally. If I had to call someone to hang out purposely, it just felt wrong and forced. Things work better if they happen naturally.

No, only those cultures that create elaborate rituals and customs for the sake of pretending things that aren't true. Coming from a culture that values honesty, directness and even bluntness. It's both baffling and hilarious.

Yet again, your entire post confirms my point.

Yes and it also confirms mine you see.

fug I miss my asian ex so much. best dates ever.

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>only those cultures that create elaborate rituals and customs for the sake of pretending things that aren't true

Isn’t quite a bogus statement? By extending your argument even marriages and holidays might as well count as this. If people only cared about what is “real” as to your definition then all aspects in their life would be about eating, sleeping and fucking.