/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>have scottish name
>ancestry is majority english

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My mother got married at 19 and my dad was like 34

leave him alone, you fucking cunt!
He's a good person.

What is it

My dad was a popular Chad in high school and then a U.S. Marine. I'm a 19 year old virgin.

My mom was 12 years old than my dad when they had me

that's disgusting

nvm, googled that pic, turns out shit is an actual slav

I want to fuck your mom.

>last name is one nationality
>but i'm majority something else
>first name is from a third european country of which I have no ancestry
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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not really

It's a secret

Older *

tfw no slavic gf

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>tfw Norwegian
>tfw Swedish last name

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I know that feel user and it's an absolutely terrible thing to feel.

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yes
and i don't give a FUCK what you think

Are they still together?

That's a dumb name

What a stunning dime piece this lovely creature is

She always tells anecdotes about how when they first started dating that people would ask if she was his daughter and literally everyone at the table that table tries not to cringe

Thanks blog

No he means he doesn't want to say his name

I have both an Italian first name and surname

Never been on a plane before

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i need 500 dollars so that i will never have chest hair again

The Great Debate
Goliaths of the Pseudointellectual Realm
Head to Head

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Why is she best Emma?

Every time I go on planes I get headaches unless I chew gum

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she's 2nd best

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Lads, where is this?

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same
I'm pretty sure I'm a bleeder so I'm not looking forward to ever getting on one

MOMMY

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i also need 8000 dollars to cut my balls off

Roberts is easily above Watson. Watson is already past her prime

back is so dry
ahh

That's the absolute worst Emma. At least Stone and Roberts had some dignity

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*donates to your patreon*

I need 100000 dollars to fund a year of sex tourism in Thailand

My mom wasn't a hot teenager

literally costs 10 euro to fly to London some weeks

gfs grandma told my gf she wants our kids to be able to speak Spanish

604 is British Columbia, probably Vancouver or nearby

Never been on a plane, boat, or train

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it absolutely does no. Ryanair is 20 euros and like 40-50 if youre flying into london

New job is comfy
Spent half of my shift sitting in the break room talking to my coworkers

stop dating wetbacks

My mom was a teenager in the 80's
She had huge hair like Pic related

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does not*

Yeah but what's with the +1 one then?
I'm a call code pleb, just trying to chat with a qt cannuck.

mine too kek

she's probably from Vancouver

But she’s cute and I like her brown skin

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da bunda da bunda
!!!

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First kiss when?

i flew from Gardermoen to London for 12 euro in 2013, even the train from Oslo central to the airport cost more

Mine came of age in the early 70s so you know what that means

+1 is the country code, which is used for the US and Canada

12

When you’re 12 you autistic freak

forgot to do my yoga today

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I'm 19 :(

and you sucked her titties

Cheers pham.
It's vancouver specific right?

ashy ass niggas need MOISTURIZER smdh

Yikes
I was already in a 4 year relationship when I was 19

date, don't marry

Every time I feel a bit down I watch the 1st minute of this video.

youtu.be/z5t3v6qwm5M

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Did 60 push-ups

I flew from Antwerp to London(not gatwick, some other one) and it was like 45 euros

literally across the channel and it was that much

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7oxU3hnh4s

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It's not exclusive to Vancouver, but it's Vancouver plus the outlying areas nearby

There's a map here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_604

I’ve been dating her for 7 years so marriage is likely

I got some lotion for them

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>yoga

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>vancouver

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Mine was when I was 13. Still remember it vividly, probably the most memorable event from my middle school experience

disappointed but not unsurprised

How many girls do you talk to a day

Hei landsmann!

saving this epic gif

My first kiss was during gym class
We snuck away during flag football

based, fuck vancouver

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Mom kissed me on the lips when I was 3

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Bought some books today. 4 new ones and replacing my invisible cities copy that i gave away.

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Like 3 or 4, but there are 2 who I hang out with for hours every day. They are platonic friends though.

There's no way I'll still be a virgin by 25, right guys?

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what's it like having friends you skype/discord with every night

we planned it ahead of time on msn messenger LOL

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repetitive