When you eat your white gf's parents food

The carolina reaper (spiciest pepper) was grown by Ed Curry, a white man.

Based ricardo

is he still popular? it was a while ago

The computer was invented by a black man

I think so. My girlfriend gets most of her recipes from him

Based

?????

Germans are black?

nice, you should score some food off of her soon

> tfw you eat

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CHI here
seriously what does dinner look like for white people day in and day out? I imagine stuff like mac and cheese with chicken and asparagus.

All species of the genus Capsicum were domesticated in Mesoamerica. Without brown people domestication of pepper your white ass Ed Curry wouldn't grown anything.

Why isn't your gf cooking for you?

my family rotates through imitations of foreign dishes

Oh yeah cuz only the genius minds of the indians could have thought to add peppers to food.

Why do Mexicans eat corn with a shit ton of mayo on it? I thought only white people ate mayo

Whatever we feel like cooking. Gosh.

it was also native there. anyone else born there would've done that as well. you're still based though.

Ironically I got my low spice tolerance from my MENA dad.

>mac and cheese
Why do amerimutts eat this? It smells like dick cheese

That is best shit on earth

Mexicans love strong flavors, everything here is too spicy, too sweet, too salty, too fatty...no place for mild flavors. Corn with a lot of mayonnaise, a lot of cheese and a lot of chili pepper are great!

are you a CHI? if you are then I would like your insight because I have never tried it.

Spot on

It was pretty good.
The only thing I didn't like was roast carp which fucking stank.

Anglo gf here. I avoid eating any meat other than steak at her parents house. Especially chicken, its always dry and poorly spiced. Good steak though.

It looks absolutely disgusting but my point was why do you people make memes about whites and mayo if you eat it more than them?

because we're not 3rd worlders

I've always wondered this is as well desu. The ways of the wh*tes are truly a mistery.

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What do CHIs eat on a day to day basis?

Do you gave a white gf?

we try to copy you a lot to be honest and fall back on meat and potatoes when we're confused

Based and redpilled

>we try to copy you a lot to be honest
How?

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>Anglo gf here.
Open bob

What? I'm not Indian.

mexico is the nearest neighbor so it's the tasty foreign food that we're most familiar with.
otherwise it's
>google x country food
>get recipe
>attempt to cook it

absolute state of american «whites»

the south and cajuns have their own stuff to work with at least

Cajuns are based. Had gumbo in Louisiana and it was awesome

Glorious swedish tacos

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It might come as a surprise to you, but we usually don't eat Amerifood here. Not Brit shit nor Mexishit nor Mac and shit.

apparently there's some fusion food called viet cajun. I'm curious about it. they both like seafood and have a french influence so it makes sense.

Memes aside the same things as anyone else but when I lived with my mom I could expect things like
>Breakfast: huevos rancheros, machaca, chilaquiles, refried beans, chorizo eggs, fried plantains, all eaten with bolillo
>lunch/dinner: tortas, ceviche, chile reinos, caldo, taquitos, carne asada, tamales, enchiladas, pupusas, pozole, much more that I can't remember
Now I only eat all those american fast foods that Europeans make fun of since I'm terrible cook. I do miss my moms food and I'm gonna have to bug her soon to make me tamales

>chilaquiles
red sauce or green sauce? I love that stuff and it's my go-to whenever I go to a mexican joint

My mom would make the red ones and serve it with a side of scrambled eggs. Good stuff when you're hungover

Interesting
Sounds great actually. Mexican food is pretty good but your kids will probably still end up eating the same disgusting garbage as every other American

People here eat things like:

Curly kale, mashes potatoes, bacon, gravy, smoked sausage (or meatbal and mustard)
Spinache, mashed potatoes and eggs and cordon blue.
Brussel sprouts, with bacon, mushrooms and small potatoes.
Cauliflower stove, potato disks on top with bachemel or cheese sauce over it and a meat ragout below it.
Witloof wrapped in ham and cheese.
Field pies, with pineapple, leek, diced pork chops, bacon small potato pieces and whatever you want in ketjap sauce (in a pan and stirred).

Of course usually with pepper, salt and nutmeg.

In all honesty, brown people foods are for the large part low quality slop with zero subtlety and balance. It's pretty clear they're inventions of artless minds and created mainly to mask the low, low quality of the ingredients used.

Try "chilaquiles a la diabla", they're super spicy, great for a hangover.

I know it's a meme thread but wtf is wrong with your guy's parents, im yt but my parents still know how to season food.

Also, Dutch people love veggies mashed with potatoesand gravy and bacon and onions and meat at the side.
So you have varieties with carrots, a variety with red cabbage and apple, a variety with endive and so on.

>bacon
Terrible muslim.

And Dutch dishes don't have tomatoes or corn or that kind of shit. Those are foreign territory.

t. eats horse heads and rotting fish. Nord food is garbage, you can tell because whenever they try to replicate "brown" food it comes out embarrassing

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Sounds pretty damn good. I have a bag of chips so I might conjure up a cheap imitation in the morning.

googling this now

Potatoes are from Peru, retard.

>horse heads
>rotting fish
that sounds good though
if it's anything like beef tongue or pig jowls and fish sauce then I'll be a happy camper

So what? That's part of our cuisine. Those two things aren't.

might aswell rangeban Australia you thinskinned bitch

nordic food is healthy and nutritionally dense, meanwhile brown people food is literally carbs and sugar with spices.
taste doesn't mean anything if the food is devoid of nutrients.

Sames
Typical white stuff like potatoes + vegetables + meat and shitty pastas/taco’s/chili/asian food. Also most families have a day over here where they either eat fries or a kebab/shoarma

>implying brown people food even tastes good
It just tastes like some guy threw his whole spice rack and 10 different cooking oils together in a pot, it's absolutely shit tier. Simple honest cuisine is vastly preferable.

Our culture is younger than our trips to the New World. Protestantism itself even is younger than potatoes in the Netherlands

white here, my family barely cooks at home. we eat out for dinner 4/7 days a week. we're all skinny too so we rarely eat much for other meals. my mom subsists on yogurt, grapes, and berries.

>tfw your gfs mom flirts with you

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and then proceeds to feed you while smacking her lips "have a taste of that, handsome"

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