The /balt/ + /ausnz/ Supercontinent

In The Name of Her Glorious Might, Royal Beauty, Empress and Autocrat of All the Baltides, Baltinia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsarina of Kazan, Tsarina of Astrakhan, Tsarina of Poland, Tsarina of Siberia, Tsarina of Chersonese Taurian, Tsarina of Georgia; Lady of Pskov and Grand Princess of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Princess of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lady and Grand Princess of Nizhny Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lady of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lady of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duchess of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, Empress of Austria; Apostolic Queen of Hungary, Queen of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria; Queen of Jerusalem etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Grand Duchess of Tuscany and Cracow; Duchess of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukowina; Grand Princess of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia; Duchess of Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Auschwitz and Zator, Teschen, Friuli, Dubrovnik and Zadar; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Princess of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and Istria; Countess of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenburg etc.; Lady of Trieste, Kotor and the Windic March, Grand Voivod of the Voivodeship of Serbia, Queen of The Balkans, God Queen of Australia, New Zealand and Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Ruler of Britannia and Rightful Heir to The Großdeutsches Reich etc. etc.

General for the Baltides of Livonia, the Lithuanian Commonwealth and The Great Oceanic Commonwealth and so forth.

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Who let's this latvian retard make the threads?

me on left, you on right

That feeling when retarded bräliuks strikes with his retardness again on Jow Forums.

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me on the left, you also on the left

Lohs esi?

ka nori, gaidi?

You need to stop making threads you tard. I was going to make one before going off to work but it didn't let me.

ė moliūgas

>first day of spring
>starts snowing
nu pizdėc

don't forget to work hard, wagie

Don't make any more threads retard. Better yet, ask your parents to beat it out of you.

Based as fuck LITHUARYANS weather conditions
Feel you bro

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More like LITHUYNIANIAN weather.

>Just found such a good memeball LMAO it's so funny and unrealistic
>Right guys? D-do you agree with me? No fucking way that this garbage could be accurate
>Probably some slavic-subhuman made shitmeme
>R-right guys?..
>Guys?......

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Is that Method Man

At least we have something to be proud of you faggots

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I almost vomited looking at tgis pic

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>tfw Australian with Lithuanian heritage
>tfw I will never truly connect with Litthuanian culture

is it american tier 1/6th heritage, or were your grands post war refugees

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OZ OZ OZ

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I am greek.

>tjk skaitau apie kandidatus į merus/tarybas
>tjk skaitau partijų programas
>"išsirinkime sąžiningą valdžia ir greičiau sukursime gražesnį rajoną, nebeliks skurdo ir neteisybės"
nu pizdėc
Aš nesuprantu kaip prieš rinkimus nepadaugėja savižudybių...

no, i am greek

I am Baltic

>baldick

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balt friends :3

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hilarious joke my Baltic brother

fuck shitskins

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hahaha only top quality jokes ITT this thread lol

Bronson was based.

> While on the set of The Great Escape, Bronson told actor David McCallum: "I'm going to marry your wife." Then he married McCallum's wife two years later.

I think I'm going to make a pizza tonight.

At the hospital.

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Finally makita got STD's from sucking off people near the train station for a bowl of soup.

Wait a minute... I recognize those pants! Aistė?

Ko tev tur gaiļezerā jādara vispār?

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I wish I was dead

Being a lithrat is condemnation

not mikaka

no, i'm not a slut

had to pick someone up

imagine the husband farted in this position

Why are you wearing slut pants then?

umm, those are not slut pants, honey

I'm not your honey, dear.

who wants a handjob?

me, but not from a pinoy

I'm more of a DIY man desu

i am of bāleliņš

can i still help?

I don't know, what are your qualifications? Any experience in related fields?

Hell yeah

proper way to start a thread

did you make this?
kažkuomet galvojau, kad reikėtų domėtis politika ir balsuoti, tačiau neįsivaizduoju kur pradėti... Gali pasidalinti informaciniais šaltiniais?
Who's Bronson? My physique looks like the lads on the left

Fuck I got in trouble at work for sleeping at night. 30 mins late. Fucking gay.

When are you supposed to sleep?

What would you do in this situation?

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offer a handjob :3

get out of here, homo, /balt/ is a homosexual free, christian general

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I'm not.

use my newly enhanced strength and rip them all to pieces

Also two Pizdonians got caught in the same case for doping.

Kek this Mexican was in the gas station last night and I was like "Can't wait til Trump builds that wall. My family got killed fighting in stupid wars, and it fucked up our wealth, my grandma was raised without a father, which fucked her up. My family built this nation from the ground up, and we need to send all of them back. There's 196 other more countries than can run to if they need help, fuck off my land." Cashier thanked me for that.

How are you my baltic brothers? How's your first spring day?

nice
fuck spics, kikes and niggers

woke up with a sore throat but rinsing with salt water helped

the rest of the day was jolly good bruh

Spring is March 20th here. Got snow today.
Seriously FUCK them. I expect you guys to deal with this shit, but you have no fucking clue what it does to me as an American.

I hear "Freedom violation" my mind goes blank then "AAAAAÀAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ EVERYBODY RUN WERE ALL GONNA DIE"

But you guys just keep trucking along.

Daily reminder that if you didn't fucked any negroe in the past you are (not) true balt. 1.11

You're assuming anyone who's ever fucked a negro gave consent. They are rapists.

Waiting for the bitch to release me from work prison.
So I can spend my freedom sleeping all day.

And making coconut chicken thighs.

Again.

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haha looking from the thumbnail I assumed you were pissing into the pan or something haha

Oh no, I would NEVER do something like that :^)
Never ever.

What are you cooking? Nice pan, too.

Pizza. Waiting for the dough to rise. Testing out a few flour/recipes for dough, for the past week.

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Like the difference between stretching the dough by hand vs. letting it rise in the pan

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Ohh pizza-guy is here. May I ask you what is your weight?

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I've gone from 107 lardass to 76, I feel great. Nearly at my goal.

Oh wait, that was adressed to pizza man, my bad

That's good to hear. Good job user.

>new survey finda that most popular party amongst voters in the 18-25 age bracket is EKRE

Wew. Talking about generation zycklon

This is the kind of shit I have to deal with on my quest for pizza knowledge.

89kg or so, 7kg down since New Year

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It's good for you then that your body tolerates all those carbs without weight+ as an side effect.

hey, wait a minute, that pic is from yesterday!

It's like 70g of carbs from the flour per pizza, they're quite small.

stop using russian gas

No it's not. That picture was from two days ago, and the cutting board was placed on the counter, not on the stove top :^)

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>mfw a /balt/ poster and a Jow Forumstard will literally become a member of parliament

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eesti user so you are a-against EKRE? how so?

Does anyone here have a pic of gramatic ability in Russian empire?
Thanks

So letting it rise in the pan is clearly the better way. Dough is much fluffier.

It's 50/50 Norwegian/Russian, actually. My food is only half communist.

>both parliament and profesional armed forces has /balt/ posters in it
Ok, now I'm impressed

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How do you stand peperoni on your pizza? It's so fucking salty, whenever I've tried it.

delet this

fuck off, janci

Wash it down with a bit of wine.
I'm not entirely sure what meat would go well on it instead. Made tomato sauce with minced beef before, but that's basically making it a pie.

lamp vend see tommy cash

sometimes i wish i were born lithuanian but then i realize that i'd be retarded, so i stop

But you're still retarded. Come home, lithuanian man.