Fuck third worlders

Third worlders literally live in paradise. They live as pseudo-neets with big families (real estate is cheap). Their parents support them. Having kids is not a big deal compared to first world countries. Food is healthier and cheaper, people are in better shape, and there's more freedom to be yourself.

First worlders have to deal with 8 hours of mental stress working a lifeless office job. Work life is much more difficult in the first world. Thirdie life is built around community, family, and love for each other. Simple low stress jobs are everywhere and provide enough to live if everyone is working. In the first world, you need a prestigious job or you doom your children to even more stress and mental illness.

First worlders never have that big family, comfy feeling. This is because they are obsessed with safety and private property, so they have a small family and a shitty apartment. Living in the first world is a barren and soulless existence. You can walk outside and see pic related and suddenly all of your 'problems' are reduced to nothing. You wouldn't last a week here. Take some free college classes in your spare time. No stress, no expectations.

Me? I have to work some mindless office job, smile and be polite with all my stupid coworkers. I have to stare at a computer understanding poorly written technical documents all day or else my boss and coworkers start treating me like shit and I get fired. I have to maintain a car, health insurance, work 45-55 hours a week, drive 30-60 minutes both ways, focus on my career, making my parents proud.

So much stress. You need a good job to have a family or else no respectable woman will marry you.

But you? Just knock up some girl accidentally, no one cares, everyone can live with their families. Comfy weather, tons of fresh food, no pressure. Sometimes weekly parties and get togethers with your big family.

Fuck you thirdie. I would kill to have your life.

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Imagine being a native of the Bahamas or Cayman Islands. Yeah my job will probably be a lifeguard or hotel valet, but shit, it’ll probably be more fun

>firstie thinks he's allowed to even daydream abou cozy thirdworld
back to your wagie cage, bruce

>be thirdie
>no regulations or civic responsibility so you can just bribe important people to get things done quicker instead of going through red tape
>everything is 100x as cheap, can live on 6 pesos a month
>human life is valueless so you don't have to help anyone and can focus entirely on yourself
>mental illness doesn't exist and everyone is physically healthy unlike obese firstoids
>nepotism is not only tolerated but encouraged so your uncle or cousin can just give you a great job whenever they feel like it with no repercussions
>don't have to independently date women because you can just have an arranged marriage set up by your parents
>religion and traditionalism haven't been destroyed by postmodernist degeneracy yet
>education is the only way to succeed without nepotism so every 2nd person has a masters degree so society is much more intelligent as a whole
>death penalty is still in force so there is much less crime and safety is no longer an issue
>pollution and industry haven't destroyed the environment so everything is pristine and you can live in harmony with nature

In the first world you would just be a wageslave NPC who wants to kill themselves like everyone else

>he actually gave me a (you)
did you ask your local council before that, bruce? we dont want you to violate their so called laws and have them send a strike team to your house for unauthorized use of the Queen's intenet
>being an unironic firstie
lmao
imagine respecting the rule of law
i dont even respect the rules of grammar

nobody cares how people type in english on the internet, anglos don't even know the difference between there and they're

>be thirdie
>wake up, mom cooks you breakfast because it's expected
>go to job, or maybe you don't work because it's not expected for you to be anything at age 20
>do nothing, maybe hang out with family until mom cooks you a snack or lunch
>If you have friends, maybe you meet Maria at the fruit stand and enjoy the freshest orange drink in the world
>say hi to Don Juan on the way there since everyone is nice to each other
>sun is shining, warm with a slight breeze
>if you live near the coast, stay there in the afternoon laughing around with Maria and Diego who came out to visit
>head home for dinner, which your mother so graciously prepared
>fuck around on some free to play game in the evening
>cool breezy air, chirping in the background as you fall asleep waiting for another day of no responsibilities

this is the fucking life

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Dunno about the third world but life in the second world is just like firsties' plus more corruption and censorship, less income and infrastructure.

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First time someone says the "third worlders literally live in paradise" meme and it actually sounds like it's true.
I mean, is life really that expensive and shitty in first world countries?
People are happy when they earn 5k BRL a month here (about 1.3k USD), and they can actually live a pretty comfy life if they are living alone or with their parents (living with your family is really common here too).
I have no real problem with money, I have plenty of food, 100Mb/s internet, a nice PC to play vidya and I'm in college taking computer science classes "for free" (public education paid via taxes) while me and my parents live off their retirement money. And even with all that, every single person I know, including me, have the dream of living in a first world country.
You are fucking with my head right now, please tell me this is just a meme.

It's all true
Thank God every day that you were born a Brazilian instead of a soulless wageslave subhuman in the supposedly superior "first world"