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just like your face then

proofs?

Okay

Shawty know was up

Shawty want a rockstaaaaar

Okay

just watch shit on the internet bro

buy some salad you fat twat

cook

youtu.be/3lSjXhMUVKE

Interesting watch

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Ask him

>watching tv

ck' off' 'derer

Zoomer

Boomer

haircut time - skin fade

see you later

grim grim grim

definitely
already seen a lot of tv sometimes you just wana watch some entertaining show with naked people or celebrities but that's too much to ask clearly

did you watch that thing where celebrities ate nothing but takeaways for 3 weeks?

It's no surprise

I’m pretty useless at texting girls. Thankfully I’m a lot better in person as I’m always afraid of awkward silences so I basically just don’t stop talking. Most girls seem to like that as it takes pressure off them. Me blabbering about random shit definitely puts a few off though.

Name a better duo than lil uzi and goat music

don't need to watch it because thats what your mum does when i come over desu

Don't think so. doesn't ring a bell at least.

there's something hilarious about a virgin being shit at your mum jokes

Seriously who the fuck watches tv anymore? You can just watch everything online and the best bit is you don’t have to pay the BBC any money.

i just say whatever comes in my head tb h lol

today its the air max 90s, pure white

I have a mate in Manchester who loves off takeaways so I’ve alredy seen it in real life.

dogshit shoe i much prefer wearing my derek mose rogan loafers

>already seen a lot of tv sometimes you just wana watch some entertaining show with naked people or celebrities but that's too much to ask clearly
yeah i feel that, get a prossie round and then have dinner with her

they were getting anxiety attacks and stroke risks by week 2

redpill me on the skin fade

the fee is nothing more than happy to pay it for some of the bbc4 shows and radio shit they put out.
I have two monitors and a tv I've watched a lot of online tv over the years and it's nice to have, say, norton on while browsing brit or whatever stuff.

Test

i should really get a skin fade maybe i could get laidf 2bh, right now i have curly hair like diego rivera lol i need it cut actually its rather messy

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katarina johnson-thompson on bbc2 atm, have been a big fan since 2010.

He has normal food sometimes but as he lives right by the curry mile he has takeaway nearly every day.

might purchase a set of sounding rods

>tv
>schedule

Are you posting form 1995?

currently in a bed with a mimosa and a cigar. this is livijng... wikl be riding my penny farthing around london later

Like speaker bars? Those are dogshit mate, just get a proper hifi set up

Weird how some young people seem to be afraid of watching live tv.

BBC aint bad with the exception of Kang Arthur tier shit they make some nice programs like WILTY and they have the best documentaries

Me

The BBCs days are numbered. The left hates them as they see them as a Tory mouth piece and the right hates them for being so pozzed on social issues with all their propaganda about how great refugees are and the like.

smoking in bed is one of lifes god given luxuries, its a shame im getting ash all over my bed sheets and stinking my property up with dirty cigar stuff, the secret is to always have your window open

Why would you try and imply a sense of superiority by using the term 'afraid'? It is just out dated and irrelevant. I'm 29 and haven't watched live tv except sports and news in over 10 years, why would I?

me too #hungover amiright boys aha

True
Will probably be watching the top of tue pops rerun on bbc4 tonight. 1987 so should be alright
Also theyre showing a documentary on synth music which looks decent

its a velvet slipper and dressing gown morning, currently mindlessly driving about my property on a segway doing laps. very bored

Well I’m never paying for a tv licence fuck em, only thing I enjoy is In Our Time and the occasional history documentary they put out but even those are getting dummed down.

Saturday Breakfast shopping

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I agree the bbc is in trouble but It's more because of online services and the inability to fund the same kind of "quality" content that amazon netflix etc now can on such an outdated concept as a license fee.

only cigars I smoke are the ones out of the gf's bum

this entire point of this post was to let everyone know you smoke cigars

steve buscemi isnt as ugly as people make out, didnt even think he looked bad in that black and white film he did in the 90s which name I've forgotten

>in our time
yeh this is one of the best radio programs for sure

he's like 3-4/10 normally which is a hollywood 1/10

Only ever smoked in bed once, I’d just taken this black girls virginity at a house party I put on and thought fuck it why not.

Never smoked in my life. Genuinely have a phobia of it lol (dont care about second hand smoke just afraid of smoking myself and non medical drugs in general)

blog on

why do humans look better with glasses

Was it a jim jarmusch film?

blog on

See

I've never had sex this year

>search driving irish countryside in youtube to see beautiful irish country
>half the videos are yankoids making videos mostly about how hard it is to drive because the car isn't automatic
>they then include wobbly 'shots' of a few hills and rivers before a steady selfie shot of themselves talking about how roads are too small and they feel scared .

in the soup was the name of the film. and yeah he aint bad at all tbqh

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they imply you've put effort into your face

they dont it at least drops your attractiveness by one and makes you look younger in a abd way

only those with poor orbitals/brow ridge/maxilla/eyes. only people lacking aesthetic in the midface will benefit.

I've never had sex this month

yeah in the soup

The korean girls at uni look pretty fit with the harry potter glasses they all seem to wear nowadays

200 something days left anyway

I moved to a new flat, with a flatmate. shall not bring the fwb when he's around, not my proudest fwb ngl

It’s more like Out of Time, they really could do with being longer, some of the broader topics I feel they don’t get into enough.

Jeff Buckley was a chad but...

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wish i was a girl but im not a girl and dont intend to mutilate myself to become one but i still totally wish i was a girl like if i could press a button and just become female i would

>korean girls
asian eye ares are usually very poor so not surprising that they would benefit

It’s alright lad we are only 2 months in

There ia not much impressive about the Irish country side

>asian
dropped

...what was going on with his teeth?

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It's always a lottery with who the guests are as well, some of them are just hopeless and if two of them suck and only 1 is decent 2 thirds of the program is wasted as well.

proper carnivore him

poor maxilla development probably due to being poor growing up

Anyone recommend books on neoplatonists?

>only three sausages and about two rashers of bacon topped up with half a ton of chips (?), mushrooms and beans
king of dog shite

is google broken?

Imagine my shock

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It is sad that is what most of England looked like until we cemented over it.