Hairdresser attempts smalltalk with me

>hairdresser attempts smalltalk with me

does this happen in your country?

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ofc, all hairdressers are employed by the state police

Yes, and usually it seems they never understand what I say

Yes, and almost all of them are young qts. I feel like a loser every time I say I don't have much planned for the weekend.

He always tries to fuck my arm

>Hairdresser asks what I do for a living
>Have to make something up on the spot

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If you have no response to their smalltalk you have no reason to not cut your own hair.

No because I just go to Kurd male barbers. Also women can't cut a shit

the barber I go to is a guy in his forties. I just say " the regular" he replies "hmm" then cuts my hair and says " 5 euros". I give him the money and we part ways.

I think most hairdressers do that. Are you that scared of interaction?

do u need a hairdresser for the polack haircut?

is it true turk barbers burn the hair in your ears?

Hair dressers here are all foreigners. You're lucky if they know enough English to even understand what you ask for, let alone small talk with you. Last time I got mine cut the guy barely understood what I was saying, did the whole haircut in complete silence, then just took my money and went for a sit down.

no
they see i'm awkward so they don't

Is he an old or a young guy?

When I was visiting York I got a haircut and the hairdresser - who I don't think was English - didn't say a word and I ended up talking to someone that was sitting in a chair waiting instead lmao

based

I don't know, I cut my hair myself

yes, that's why i never go to the barbershop

It does but I always put headphones on and listen to music to avoid social interactions

>i put headphones on while someone is cutting my hair

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