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Highly recommend mewing

What is mewing?

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Pretty good video
youtube.com/watch?v=YdQZR4dl88Q

it's where you suck your own penis

youtube.com/watch?v=zbzT00Cyq-g&t=2s

Not breathing through your mouth and resting your tongue on top of your mouth.Makes breathing easier and alleged jaw gains.

Bump

Remember not to give the Danish poster in this general any (Yous), he’s another diaspora Paki.

Me with the lads.

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the diaspora ones are the most cancerous.

His mustache is kinda weird

It's a based dravidian moustache.

Biryani is overrated.

there are 70 million more males in India than women and as arrange marriages end the competition to get a wife will increase.

I dislike mutton. Too rubbery.

South indians have mustaches like that
I expected a mallu like him to be all hairy like a manbear but he ain't
Guess south indians being hairy is a M-E-M-E

South Asia

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I honestly wouldn’t mind if it was an actual Pakistani from Pakistan making these threads.

POO

Isn't he a tamilian?

IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

No , he is mallu
he is inSouth indian aircommand
stationed at Chennai
But he is from Kerala
That's what the news was saying

>it’s the amerimutt stationed in Korea
>he unironically is stationed in another country while his wife fucks negroes back home
jej

Too bad you won't be able to get a wife then, it's not like you were going to find one even without all the competition.

There are mutts called Anglo-Indians.

Shut up retard

More like India general

bully

Why do Indians smell so bad??

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABCC11

Follow Dr. Mike Mews's channel on youtube.

Chew tough foods. It will develop Jaw muscles which over time will help take the lower jaw bone a good shape and result in good jawline.

Keep tongue in neutral position( Touching the roof a from tip to back of tongue) The tongue should apply some pressure on roof to counteract the pressure from cheeks on the upper underarch. Otherwise overtime this pressure from cheeks can shrink the underarch of upper jaw resulting in crooked teeth, facial assymetry and lower cheekbone.

keep lips closed while chewing.

Breath from nose all the time and avoid breathing from mouth. Mouth breathing will lead to bad jaw posture and result in weak jawline.

Swallow by pushing chewed food with tongue rather than creating suction to prevent the cheek muscle from engaging. It will give aesthetic looking hollow cheeks.

Have a good body posture even while eating food.

Facial bones don't fuse even in adults therefore they are malleable and following above suggestions can restore the facial bones to good shape.

>be Amerimutt
>be stationed in Korea
>while his girlfriend whores herself out for Tyrone back home

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I can't breathe when I put my tongue on the roof though.

Indian bros post some headlines showing how the Indian media feels like they're winning.
I wanna see the fakeistan headline

The danish paki is here.

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They stop posting if you start posting bacon and the prophet. But our actual paki poster would get caught in the crossfire.

What do.

>PeAcE gEsTuRe By PaKiStAn

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Because you have low volume in your oral cavity. Because of this back of your tongue is trying to move into windpipe. But if you try to keep your tongue in that position for few hours everyday, that will create more volume in your mouth and you will be able to breath better.

Thanks to my sports teacher in school, who always said us to keep our mouth closed and breath only from nose, even while heavy breathing after running, I have a habit of breathing only from nose all the time and my tongue naturally rests on the roof of my mouth all the time, my cheekbones are high and I can breath better with my nose.

Pakis at it again.

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Why did you post trees

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>Danish paki gets outed once more
>he starts to pretend as an indian now
Why are these Muzzies mentally ill
Why are th

Why?

Fuck off.

I'm not pretending to be indian...
Btw I wanted to buy an Indian pizza but I have a feeling the guy will spit in the pizza because he's mad at us for the war

whats up chutiyon
aaj konsa porn dekhega

Jo maine teri mummy ke saath record kiya tha, wo wala.

kill yourself you stupid fuck
You. Tell your dumb cunt diaspora to stop acting like an absolute imbecile inside the general.

پورن حرام ہے۔

he will jerk off into your pizza

I guess I should wait a few weeks before buying one then.

there will be no pakistan in a few weeks time.

???

the pizza place you go to adds semen to all of their pizzas

Based

That's obviously bait. Think about it man, the only reason he and other diaspora Pakis post stuff to annoy indians is because they know they'll get a reaction out of them. Just ignore them and move on.

Are you that mallu guy living in aystralia?

No

they bring their autism into the general.

How would the MENA general or the latino general feel if i went into theirs and started being an autist? durr warrrr durrr

This is my general too.

I don't just mean on here, I mean on Jow Forums in general.

That guy was a real motherfucker. Did you browse Indiachan 2.0?

>Did you browse Indiachan?
lol that place is more dead than the 300 terrorists on whose heads bombs were dropped.

So no?

feel like oppressing someone

Just oppress Pakistan lol

oppressed your mum's fanny last night

یا علی، رحم علی، یا علی، یار پے قربان ہیں سبھی۔ یا علی، مدد علی، یا علی، یہ میری جان، یہ زندگی۔ عشق پے ہاں، لٹا دوں، مٹا دوں، میں اپنی خدی۔ پیار تے ہاں، لٹا دوں، مٹا دوں، میں یہ ہستی۔

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Can this war drama just die already? Nothing will happen and you know it.

اللہ بکروں کے ساتھ جنسی تعلق رکھتا ہے اور محمد نے بچوں کے ساتھ جنسی تعلق کیا ہے.

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Modi has provided a sense of satisfaction and revenge to the people who were angered by Pulwama terror attack. Now he has the favour of public for the upcoming election so there is no need for further aggression.

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Dude, can you please take your political opinions and fuck off to ?

>جنسی تعلق
That's too formal. Just say چودا ہے.

Post moosic

youtube.com/watch?v=cDdDNQw4WAU

What type of moosic?

But Modi said this was just practice, now it will be the real thing

How long do you think it will take me to breathe properly

Sister incest porn, like everyday
Why is sister-brother porn the most patrician, out there?

Cringe

How excited are you for the return of the hero?

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I love holi I love indian food I hate paki diaspora autists simple as
>inb4 indian
I am not, I‘m not even /sag/

Also on quora (I never go there but I keep getting annoying e-mails about it) there is this huge shitposter on par with the paki diaspora autist
quora.com/profile/Aisha-Singhaniya-2

are you surinamese?

Not /sag/, so no not Surinamese as most if not all Surinamese from /sag/ say they are indian as well.

India forward
Kill paki dogs

Lads I'm gonna be offline for a few days because of exams
See you soon

Fuck off, hope you fail.

My grandparents are watching Mahabharat at full volume in the room next to mine.

youtu.be/Gm9VVYbABvk

Based