/brit/

love podcasts, love fantasy premier league, love tranny porn and asmr simply is as simple does

*crushing sound*

i remember at one point they thought the guy that was running the silk road was an australian and he lived right by this park i used to go to a lot

what are you lot reading then?

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>Will never be an early19th century cavalry officer

*reaches for exit bag*

Why didn’t you stop in for tea and chat?

any manchester man in?

soul/soulless

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How come you’re an hour behind in Australia

hate twats like this, minging cunt bet her fanny fucking reeks

got the old test anxiety lads

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i think he was in jail or something haha just a bit of fun that

youtube.com/watch?v=QhRAZpmEX2M

Isn't she just perfect

Finishing an okay non-fictikn on yank opioid crisis, then... Pynchon or Mark Fisher

Also got Alan Sekula's Fish Story to read, maybe that

Have carpal tunnel in both hands

why is everyone from the north west such an arrogant wanker

Didn't bloody ask you Singapore now did he?

left looks like a tranny

Love this pic. Good post, friend.

one on the left has a penis, right?

looool

why are Russian women so fit

quit doing the wanky wanky dance then

Lads what's worse
Turning up to your younger sisters wedding without a plus one or hiring a gfe escort for the day?

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Holding carps in both hands

russian propaganda fuck off, up the west

Last night on this island before I take a boat back to Bali lads. Reckon I shall acquire a kebab for dindins

Can I have one?

>le why are women from X country so hot maymay

they think there's honour in poverty and constantly playing the victim

hard gaming session bro?

something very fishy about this

yeah but it's cute so it's ok

your life is not a sitcom, just go alone

Turn up without one, you mong. If you hire an escort, you'll have to carry the lie on forever when they ask you where she is after the wedding.

I went to my sister's wedding without one. It's not big deal.

sorry mate but I don't give a carp haha

tired to hire an escort but she asked me if i can pull my foreskin back all the way and i said no and she blocked me

I got it from lifting you presumptuous skanks

kebab wanker loves his fucking kebabs fat cunt

Manc swagger.

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alri alfie

>alicia vikander
I'm related to her on my mothers side.

Friendly regards : a Vikander.

>teehee i dont mind the deranged yank that posts all day just post the fuzzy wuzzy animal
ffs

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friday lads

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No, I'm not lifting. I'm leveling up.

Gamer scumbag you make me ill

lifting your foreskin up and down too many times hahahahahaha

Seething freak.

escort is worse
turn up and prowl those young eligible lasses

The latter by a factor of ten

Would be fucking hilarious if you brought a very obvious, intoxicated prostitute and earnestly tried to pass her off as your gf though

who are you quoting?

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hello mate thoughts on her husband???

GAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Imagine that escorts have to put up with these sad, lonely and most likely hideous socially stunted individuals who hire them for public events to broadcast the image that they’re not sad, lonely, socially stunted individuals.

Sounds fucking grim, couldn’t deal with that shit myself. Just giz a quick shag and fuck off freak.

squash tonight
love squash
simple as

if you actually sit and have a think about it at the end of the day radiohead are quite shit

Based

that's you get jack the rippered

starting to think it's literally impossible to get a gf

there's just no relating to women

god im fucking horny

dreamed i had a woman's body and my father berated me again

*Spitefully jiggles me belly*

those events are where the money's at when you are paid by the hour.
I wouldn't mind doing that at all really. I would just get outrageously drunk on the guys cash and make embarrassing political faux pas around his professional friends

Mewing rn lads

blog on virgin

The game, the drink, or the fruit

might start collecting snow globes

Do not. Enrage. Gamers.

I’ve got the ending for your book spoiled already sorry lad it’s money

escorts wont even shag you if youre ridiculously ugly and haggard m8

alright will mate drunk any piss lately you posh twat

Was in Dublin the other day

Quite the metropolis

happened to you? haha

thanks for speaking from experience emmett

Have to announce to the parents tonight that I have my first ever gf
nervous but excited :]

you had to sit down to figure it out?

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literaly underage blog on neurotypical

Oddly specific post

Soy claws typed this post

why does physics have to be so hard ahhhhhhhhhhhh

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thingken bout alfies little sister

waheyyyy aha

where do you live normally

My cousin

My parents figured it out when I vanished for two days and she tagged me in a picture

Ever done the riverdance, lad?

game