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I found a lonely Japanese girl. When she gave me a pic of herself I called her hot.
She said she was never called hot before and when i asked her what she was doing she said (in a shy way) that she was masturbating
what do i do with her
otsu
>she was masturbating
are you sure that's she?
Yes, it's a woman. She was so happy that i called her hot that she started masturbating
It sounds like next she is going to ask you to wire your paycheck to the Philippines
you are dreaming. it didn't happen.
Actually she wants to kill herself
日本では恋愛を見つけたい
僕の日本人彼女は可愛いです
ありがどうございます
here's a picture
羨ましい
Why the Philippines?
Did it happen to you personally?
she's a typical attention whore
women commit suicide but they are never serious
Don't call my potential Japanese wife a whore
Because the Philippines is a much poorer country than Japan. It's more common to hear of people wiring money to those kinds of countries.
Actually, when I bought a fake ID, I had to wire money to Ukraine for some reason
you sound desperate
maybe you deserve each other
>fake ID
What kind of document? Did you order it online? Maybe I need one myself.
Thank you
おはよう、かなみん
新しいメガネは買いましたか?
Why would she censor her tie? What kind of info is on a school uniform tie? The name of the school?
Just a fake drivers license so I could get into bars before I turned 21.
A lot of Americans have them
It looks like an employee id or something.
are you sure she's a student?
I see that a lot on American movies... isn't that supposed to be a serious crime? Well, Americans are making almost everything a felony nowadays, but I've never heard of any minors using fake ids here.
yeah I'm pretty sure
Yeah, I've just noticed that the strap had the "high school" print on it.
Jesus Christ...it is a very difficult time to raise a kid... I don't know how I would stop my teenage daughter from masturbating for a Croatian stranger online.
She said she loves me and I think I saved her from suicide.
I didn't actually see her masturbating, she didn't wanna show me, but she said she was doing it in a really shy way because she got horny because I called her hot and she was never called hot before
She's masturbating or saying she's masturbating, thinking that it wins your attention.
It's safe to assume that she's doing that with everyone she meets online.
Do you really want to deal with that kind of girl?
Like I said, she was shy about it. She blocked everyone that added her just for nudes and such.
She's very conservative
How did you find her?
>conservative
okay sure
A friend of mine got caught with one.
She had to pay the court $50. It's less serious than a speeding ticket for driving
>$50
that's cheap considering other commodities in the us.
i guess justice is still affordable there
over Jow Forums. She was looking for a boyfriend because she wanted to feel love for the first time before killing herself
sounds trouble
I'm sure everything will be okay
酔っ払いが加速してます。
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いつになるんならこの世から抜けられるんかん。
最近空調の設備が盛んでて税抜き40万毎月もおかるけど。
ノルウェーの鮭は全てが養殖の知ってましたか。w
>everything will be okay
yeah...good luck to you.
鮭は白魚
空を自由に飛ぶ薬
>この世から抜けられる
人生は借金と扶養家族さえいなければ、何とかなると思う。逆を言えば、どちらかがあるだけで人生ハードモードになるし、両方あると頓死する可能性がある。
>税抜き40万毎月もおかるけど。
めちゃええ稼ぎやん
男の甲斐性や
あんた偉いで
お~ま~いら~ぶ
まいだ~りん
子供はじゃまなだけ?
命を作り出して家族をもつことの喜びも
あると思う
そやね(´・ω・｀)
そうですね(´・ω・｀)
やだー(´・ω・｀)
なつかしー
こういう本がベストセラーになっちゃう時代だからなんとも言えないわ
ここだと少ないほうけど。。。。何の免許もないわけでやってるからええ。
銀行に私が2600万円の物件すぐ買っええと言い割れてもの。w
俺は職人でちょっと現場の担当やってるだけで。w
モンゴル行きたい
>2600万円の物件
ノルウェーってそんな値段で家買えるの??
物価考えたらめちゃくちゃ安いやん
買えますよ。俺は田舎住まいやってます。ここも年々家の値段上がってますけど2600万円あったら家は買えます。
128平米の一戸建てとか。
w。
最近ほら親方とか引退して。。。言い張る私に。何かを買ったら俺が全部払うとか。。w
やっとRESPECTされた。
嫁さんの実家に相談してみよう!
日本では嫁に行った娘の住宅購入に親が援助するのはよくあること。
税金の優遇もあるよ!
寒そう
その人ちょっと変わったおばあさん
声のデカい酔っぱらいだ
(( (ง ˙ω˙)ว ))
確かに、この人は立派なキャリアもあるし、旦那もちゃんといるから、誰でもこの人の考えにならって家族を持たない選択ができるわけじゃないもんね。
ムラムラしてきたけどお前どう責任取るつもり?
ふふふ
色っぺえな
欲しいの…?
お前らだからなるほど?
小学生がお好みかしら?
でも結婚して普通にセクスすれば子供ができる
わけで、それを自分の生活を優先するために拒否
してるわけだからやっぱり不完全な人生で悟りも半分なんだろうなー
ものほんの酔っ払いやんけw
ここ皆無視された。だからすべての者が英会話の先生。
スレ全てがその嘘に乗られた奴らの遊び場。
おもろいおっちゃんやねw
子供たくさんいるん?
vocarooでどーぞ
家族から何でも俺は日本人に囲まれてますけど。あんたはただのDAVIDくん。
なぜふるまっとんのかい。
ばか。
目をあけていられない
ノルウェーの酔っ払いさん
おやすみ~
?????
oyasumi my man. chotto demo kantou ga warui no minna ga wakatterunara ee.
kuso kantou. kuso "toykyo" kuso nihon janai janai.
Kuso kuso kuso.
Ok lets go. Ask me something I will asnwer. I have this lifestyle now that people live with me and they get the anwers they need.
Cult cult. Cult cult. Just ask me something and you will have your peace.
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頭の中の雑音が静かになった。とてもおめでたい事。いつかに神武天皇が橿原の墓から上がって俺たち人間に生き方の指導します。
あり得る。
上がったれ神武俺たちはあなた様の指導を待ちかね。炎を起こしてこの人類のばかを直しなさい。
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>頭の中の雑音
お医者さんに診てもらった方がいいですよ
揚げ猫
どこか地方の訛りがあるな
どこだ?
俺は日本なら奈良弁なってます。奥さんが奈良の方でやっぱりそうなる。
関西っぽくないな
ええ嘘やろ。w
ウソや。ワイは関西ちゃうし。
橿原神宮まえの電車に乗って楽しみなさい。w
やっぱ日本なら関西。ほかは意味なさすぎる。