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nobody wants to watch that fat smelly dope it must be him

Topicsperg is on the case!!

That's what the beaker culture said whilst they genocided the Stonehenge people.

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The plan:
Escape toil 30 mins - 1 hour early
Get hair cut
Shave bollocks
Shower
Din dins
Poo
Watch telly

nothing like screeching passive aggressively into the void to convince people you're in the right

lads
gf is due home in circa 3 hours
I'm tipsy right now
do I go all out to be smashed by the time she returns or try to rein it in?

not a fan

Robert Smith posted this

one of my coworkers spiked a friends spliff with cocaine the absolute mad man