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dumb crossposter

if A managers hire A employees and B managers hire C employees then who hires B employees

"Some years ago I gave my expression to my own feeling – anti-patriotic feeling, it will doubtless be called – in a somewhat startling way. It was at the time of the second Afghan war, when, in pursuance of what were thought to be “our interests,” we were invading Afghanistan. News had come that some of our troops were in danger. At the Athenæum Club a well-known military man – then a captain but now a general – drew my attention to a telegram containing this news, and read it to me in a manner implying the belief that I should share his anxiety. I astounded him by replying – “When men hire themselves out to shoot other men to order, asking nothing about the justice of their cause, I don’t care if they are shot themselves.”

holy shit the weekend is just around the corner!!I can't wait to play my GAMES tonight with my ONLINE friends!! Yeeeehaah

tfw ghosted all my online friends multiple times

>brittain

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POST
ANGLO
MEMES

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I like Triplanes.

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theory; angry mick that calls people apes is actually that brazilian-irish poster

Moroccan mercenaries helped Franco win the Spanish civil war

>At least 100,000 women are believed to have been raped in Berlin, based on surging abortion rates in the following months and contemporary hospital reports, with an estimated 10,000 women dying in the aftermath. Female deaths in connection with the rapes in Germany, overall, are estimated at 240,000. Antony Beevor describes it as the "greatest phenomenon of mass rape in history", and has concluded that at least 1.4 million women were raped in East Prussia, Pomerania and Silesia alone.

But I thought the Allies were the good guys..

don't care virgin

Sounds comfy

>baboon like savages for centuries
Only in the latter epoch of the Victorian era was this the case, conservative media institutions (such as Punch magazine) published these cartoons to denigrate the Irish Home Rule and Fenian campaigns. This is literally satire conceived in the 19th century that you are taking for fact like an ignorant, autistic grub.

We have a richer literary tradition than England.

weird how there's not a white mens history month

I would of raped a Jerry slag too if my officer let me.

there is an entire board for you boring autists

who was more barbaric in WW2? The Japs, the Germans or the Russians?

Where are AMERICAN H∀CKERS?

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If Ireland had sopa de macaco we wouldn't have starved
the sad truth

NEED rare clarksons

Read an article once that disproved this, numbers were exaggerated from a small sample. Shan't be wasting me time looking it up again however.

that's every single month

Be quiet you absolute fool, baboon brainless beast

*dabs back at you*

getting the weekly dose

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We don't need one because its our country you fucking idiot.

think I might be balding at the crown
not sure if I will be able to cope being that baldspot having freak in my mid-late 20s

doing some autistic spreadsheet work out of boredom

hope nobody ever finds out about this haha
bet my GCHQ fella is properly freaked out innit

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fuck off you dull birch-whacking jar of fermented rabbits' cunts

Russians saved your ass. Say thanks.

>history
>boring
Maximum pleb

No, no. To say you were a baboon would be too much credit. More like half human half rat

>Brazilian apes consume primates
>Monkeys are a staple of the Brazilian diet

My god

pleb.

Thanks for what, finishing the job?

How do we stop Russia hacking our countries?

great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people

pathetic dogshit american

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>muh good and evil
autistic freak
the krauts hardly walked into eastern europe treating the peasants, women and children, prisoners of war and Jews very kindly when they invaded
whole villages burned to the ground, women and girls mass raped, torture commonplace
war is cruel and evil

some sides just enjoy the cruelty more than others (like Germans and Russians)

>We have a richer literacy tradition than England
HAHAHAHAHAHHAVAHA

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How do I get rid of mould on my window once and for all? I've tried dehumidifiers, cleaning the windows with bleach and dettol every week. NOTHING works.

>out of boredom

build a time machine go back and unfuck their country so they are not so bitter and twisted

do your ancestors ghosts scream when you eat fish?

bogpill me on cornwall

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probably on zionist-communists.org was it?

USSR literally won this war. Say thanks, dummy.

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>great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people

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bet you were an emergency cesarean because you couldn't even get your mum's fanny wet on the way out

That was us

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why are the british lower class so mind-numbingly vulgar?

What about the history of ideas?

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Anyone wanna go carnival this year?

me? i discuss video games

beans on toast cunts

>english language
>named after england
>ireland has the richer literary tradition
sod off and spit some irish then, shamus

bogpill me on kent

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My post about gogglebox right at the bottom.

>if you're not autistic you're lower class
ah yes, life would've been much better under based Hitler's rule, right?
you would've been swatting off "aryan qts" with both hands!

And all your best writers are of Irish extraction you fucking swine

Banal iterations of pseudo intellectual genuinely mentally handicapped swine crying out in impotent anguish at fact like niggers.

when war started in 1939 you were busy carving up Poland WITH the Germans, not opposed to them
you were both the villains of that war, you just happened to be the lesser of the two evils and made a pragmatic ally

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>extend my hand to shake strangers hand
>he ignores me
>it's in public so i have to act cool
>go back home and fantasize about ripping his head off

i just wanted to ask for directions

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any other want to die in their sleep men in

what is the name of this gimmick lads

how do we refer to it?
summaryposting?
the curatorial aussie?
???

Hello, i am a bald and fat albanian. My skin colour is olive and i have dark brown eyes. I own a van which i use to transport immigrants illegally and sell some drugs on the side. What are my chances of coming to UK and marrying a british qt (preferably the north) ?

beans are so lush

how's hitler even relevant to classism you stupid fuck?

for me, it’s the Victoria line

a wise man posts because he has something to say
a fool posts because he has to say something

CANT STOP FUCKING RUBBING THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH WITH MY TONGUE IT ITCHES

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To be fair, the Irish lad is right. Most of the writers and books people laud when thinking of Britain were actually written by Irishmen.

Picadilly Circus

poo

I know everyone thinks its hilarious here but consider this next time you start calling the Irish brits - The French never displayed their minority ethnic groups as subhuman, nor the German empire when it owned Poland, nor the Austrians when they owned the balkans and so on...
Only the British portrayed their fellow Europeans as ape like.

Lads lets link up at Notting Hill in August. We'll all pull dark skin beauties

consider myself a wise fool

in English

>villains of that war
on the surface, yes, it seems so.
but if we go deeper for a little:
hitler literally backstabbed USSR by violating the neutrality pact.

You’re in no position to slander anyone, your miserable pit of a “nation” is one of the most erroneous inceptions of the modern aeon

you mean these?
*takes out my ballsack out of my pants and puts them on your forehead*

Picka-dicky

For me, it's the Elizabeth line. ;^)

Once we're done there, they'll be calling it "Noshing Hill"

the irish look and behave like apes though

That would be the North American mongrel

>take shower
>put dick in shampoo bottle
>it feels so good
>my cum mixes with the shampoo
>my roomate will use it eventually
>it might even get in his mouth and ass

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Doesn't matter, really. The writers themselves were still ethnically Irish.

They're only joking. In reality, we love the Irish.

the roman catholic poster is here

literally live on the parade route my cousin does

ill be at his, sitting on the balcony sipping my brewskis, appreciating all the semi-naked dancing girls and scoffing at the peasants stuck in the crowds below

if you ahd a cute 6/10 gf with c cups who got implants and turned into an 8/10 would you still like her

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Lahndahn Whata'oo

Fuck, no.

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you leapt to that fast you dog
if only your forebears displayed the same haste in rushing to their fishing gear