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>How's GF2019 going, user?
edition

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NOOOOO USE MINE !!!!!!!!!!

lads

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this is the one

need more /brit/ threads lads

Mum says it's my turn on the xbox

Finished my final day of training and got a four day weekend, hope to make up for my lack of presence over the last 2 weeks during this time

Observations from today

>Saw a pack of 3 paki males with a white male
>could this be the future of Britain? Whites allying with pakis and avoiding their own because they think it's normal, they've already adopted their culture, are they even white at this point?

Also
>Extremely light skinned brown female in my training group
>White first name
>Paki sounding surname
>No one in our training group queries here heritage for 2 weeks
>Today our group mixed with the other training group
>That group has a paki male
>Within 5 minutes the paki asks about her surname
>Turns out it's Afghan
Why are pakis so completely lacking in social skills, politeness and plain common sense/decency

Also saw a paki male/white female couple but that's so common it's not even worth mentioning

you're a visicious little runt arent you
monkey.
you die.
die now.
you are dead.
ahhhhh

Girls sometimes show interest in me but i think they're just faking it so i let my guard down and they can humiliate me
so i'm not even trying to get a gf to the detriment of my aunt and uncle

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hello

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choon

>that absolute STATE of this pointless round

This is the average intelligence of a brexit voter

is she going to get you an xbone or even a 360 any time soon?

Parents just called me to let me know they're splitting up.

>Why are pakis so completely lacking in social skills, politeness and plain common sense/decency
Have you tried looking in a mirror?

Rough

HhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahH

"captain pugwash was a white supremacist"

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watching the chase because i’m not a tory

no your mum is after how hard i shagged her last nigjht

I can't stop wanking. I feel like a drug addict.

Don't get itv but the chase is better I agree

POWERFUL

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peng lass on the pointless tbqh

You know the funniest thing is I didn't even react. Mum's in tears and the best I can do was an expressionless "Okay." then ask if my brother was handling it.

FUCK thread splitters

FUCK early posters

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David Lammy is a fucking moron

French catfish gf who isn't a catfish has come out to me as half-Hungarian. For some reason she's ashamed of this and thought I'd think less of her over it

>sweaty upper lip

ew, would not fuck

blog on

Going to kill the university professors lads

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she's hungary for cock lad
take the punge in her gunge

any k2s porno man in?

ugly

*blocks your path*

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Hungarian women are known as prozzies and pornstars. Also, eastern/central euros think we all hate them.

No he's a fucking genious.

Now no one will want to give charity to those shitholes.

poley only hates pakis because deep down he just hates himself

I work as a bank teller for Lloyds bank and I have secretly slipped a £20 note into my pocket once a week, every week, for the 6 years I have worked there.

on the verge of crying lads

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(8) went to meet her in ibiza (8)

jesus christ
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only charity I'll donate to is the RSPCA
love animals me

god durham is so peng

cheeky

blog on
>her
>Ibiza
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Nice one

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dog

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why's that, lad?

holy shitting peng

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incontrovertibly bored lads

what should i get for lunch?

whoa you must be a millionaire by now then

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let it all out mate

dont know dont care

am an absolutely slow read
read an hour a day and I'm only on chapter 10 of moby dick after a week fucking hell

going to see my counselor soon lads

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hey lads

Bought some £150 prescription-free glasses because I'm a dickhead

the chapters in that are really short mate
sort yourself out

it's okay lad, take your time

Not looking forward to all the neurotypicals discovering The Japanese House (aka Amber Bain) and posting her face everywhere and falling in love with her like they seem to do snail mail.

strip burger wings meal likkle rubicon ting on the side init

EXTREMELY hungry, but all I have is half a microwave pizza (I ate 1 half yesterday) and a chicken and mushroom pie.

BOTH of which will require me to use the oven in the shared kitchen, where 3 (THREE) of my normalian housemates have decided to congregate.

FUCK. I should've stocked up on snacks. I ALWAYS forget.

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specky four eyed cunt

english please

evenin' ladies

What's the best martial art to learn?

read a whole book today

I have moby willy, do you recomend I read it?

weight lifting

Krav Maga

todays purchase

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holy PENG PENG PENG

want to buy a little cabin in northern Vermont

Me dad bought some for 4 quid in Aldi the other day

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just suck off your attacker

Going to watch Twin Peaks, is it good?

don't know what I'm doing wrong

>Russia bad