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.I need to gi vack home but I'm too drunk

could any rich kid with good pc screencap their specs

I'd rather live in big and rich Yugoserbia.

N-nemoj bit tako ljut

Niko nece moci Srbe da razdvaja.

srbe na vrbe, surdulica massacre best day of my life

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All Serb brothers from Triglav to Sunny Beach need to unite under one flag as soon as possible

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get a taxi

>The conscience of the peripheral parts of Serbian nation grew, therefore the officials and the wide circles of population considered the slavs of Macedonia as "Southern Serbs", Muslims as "Islamized Serbs", and Shtokavian speaking part of today's Croatian population as "Catholic Serbs".The population of Kosovo and northern Albania was identified as Serbian or Albanian of Serbian origin (Albanized Serbs, called "Arnauts") and the Greeks along the Aliákmon as Greeks of Serbian origin (Hellenized Serbs).
the dinosaurs were serbs

Serbs are schizophrenic people crazy their whole country is in ruins they are all cucka and poor on top of that they cannot get into eu and their country got bombed to oblivion

They better kneel and stop saying that serb is a god etc

the funniest part is that the serbs were actually just a small slavic tribe, like many others. they united with some weaker tribes and conquered others

i even hear some saying "all slavic people are serbs", and i think they actually believe themselves too

apparently there was some indian god "Saurva", or smth like that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daeva
i think that's what they're referring to

What i said has nothing to do with what you said, brainlet

servs srent even slavic genetically to stary with

Mилa poдинo
ти cи зeмeн paј
твoјтa хyбocт, твoјтa пpeлecт
aх, тe њaмaт кpaј!

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Lost 10 kg in 2 weeks m8s
Ama

Diet approved by Enver with hands full of sugar

literslly how??

Serbs cannot even imagine to be as succsessful as macedonia

did you cut your arm off

ΝΔ on suicide watch

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Macedonia was Yugoslavia's testicles, no wonder it was so successful.

absolute unit

I can only understand "Olympiakos" there so I guess this fat guy is some kind of a corrupt football oligarch that rules half of Greece

tell me how wrong I am

not having money to buy food is not an achievenment

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Only glass of milk in morning, no dinner at all. In lunch dont eat bread. Also i didnt eat any kind of sugary thing, didnt drink alcohol, sodas or juices + excercise such as 12 minute hiit workout in morning and push ups and pull ups before sleep. That plus the walk and the everyday work i have to do.

Και πάλι αυτή kυβέρνηση θα είναι.

What do /balk/anlars feel when they hear Serbian? It's a very melodic language after all but I'm biased while judging it since I understand it and I focus on the meaning the message in Serbian conveys rather than what it sounds like.

Gosh I wish Serbian was my native language I could speak at home.

He is the bitch of the Oligarch not the Oligarch himself
they placed hits on referees and this journalist exposed the last calls of one of their "hitmen" and they are connected with him and the owner of olympiacos

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youtube.com/watch?v=MYdlWaZ4kts

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>What do /balk/anlars feel when they hear Serbian?
hatred

Id i hear serbian i want to stab him in his eyes cut his or her throat and proceed to rape him with a dildo or her with a dildo as she or he dies

fuck lel, id probalby pass out. are you goinh to stick to that diet?

I feel lile vomiting, its one of the reasons i hate bosnians

Its a shitty language and the grammer rules suck ass

Better than Syriza tbqh
Both parties support crime lords
SYRIZA supports Melisanidis and ND supports Marinakis
Unfortunately we can't escape this just thank Allah that we are not like Mexico

Post just one attractive /balk/ girl pro tip you cant yall are slags lol

serbian kind of reminds me of polish
needs more vowels or to speak slower

you csn get in trouble fir those kind 9f threats, sashko. seriously, not kidding.

Yes of course. Im only 10 kg more than my ideal weight now, and i have started developing big muscles under the fat, and frankly its the first time since i was like 6 yrs old that im not that fat. 1 more month and im gonna look better than ever before

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Was Albania mostly Catholic or Orthodox before the Turks came?

how heavy were you when you started? also how tall are you?

Orthodox

I can't believe anyone may feel anything but delight while listening to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=Fz0ZQwGx0Sg

Even if you don't understand the words, the melody of this language is so beautiful...

Serbian is the easiest and most logical Slavic language, if you can't comprehend its rules it means you're a literal brainlet. Actually after learning Serbian I eventually understood some vague features in Polish as in Serbian they're clear.

>needs more vowels

But Serbian doesn't have many consonant clusters, comparing to Polish. You just need to learn that "r" is sometimes a vowel.

109 kg
186 cm

It sounds like any other slav language meaning I hear the 'sh' noise a lot. The way they sing sounds similar to us tho
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

>inb4 womanlet
>inb4 pussy cysts
>inb4 incel comments

nope, she's fine

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>being so autistic that you masturbate to a fucking language
wew lad

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>Serbian is the easiest
macedoian and bulgarian are objectivrly easier cuz no cases

Stereotypical balkan girl desu would fuck as long as she wears make up

Hammurabi was right when he wrote in his codex "Any fat person shall be put to death."

she's the Queen of balk

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tjats just rude, beung fat is sufferimg abyway

Thats not healthy

magyar?

Don't kill yourself you moron!

y do u h8 me?

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she fine but theres already 10000 girls that look like that over here so the appeal has kinda worn off

literally any video about Android studio is from a fucking Indian third worder who can barely speak English

It's over.

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Cases aren't a big deal, Bulgarian has a very complicated tense and verb system, also these retarded articles. And a lot of exceptions.

On the other hand, Serbian has very few exceptions. You write like you hear, every word can be easily assigned to one declension/conjugation group etc.

For example, in Polish we have actually 5 grammatical genders (masculine-personal, masculine-animate, masculine-inanimate, feminine, neuter) in singular nouns and 2 in plural (masculine-personal and non-masculine-personal). In Serbian it's easy, it's masculine, feminine, neuter in all numbers.

>yet another pointless extrapolation of current trends as if they could never change and China will grow by 7% for ever

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Nothing is over, those are just projections and America will remain a sole superpower for the hundred years to come

I believe Chinese economy is a bubble
Most of the big companies have 0 tax if they cooperate with the Chinese Communist Party
If the Americans take their manufacturing to India or some other low wage shithole then it's bye bye China

yhats so depresisng

Serbia should change its politics and get along with the US. There's no other choice for Europe.

Serbia should start WW3 like they started WW1

Americans hate slavs, servia will never become US ally

>stupid retards think china will be #1 economic power

Do these idiots put the automatizatiom revolition into their eqiation

>If the Americans take their manufacturing to India or some other low wage shithole then it's bye bye China
And you think they didn't count on this happening at some stage down the road?

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i coukdt care less aboyt setbia

>Americans hate slavs

They don't.

Chicago is the city with the 2nd biggest Polish population in the world after Warsaw.

Serbia should become a rich and developed country like Tesla always wanted.

what am i looking at

>map of europe with a different migration period

>tfw

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i'm the bug your soup ~
i'm the booger up your nose ~
i'm the burglar in your house, i steal your things i bugger your wife ~

this is the life you see, the mongols tip their hat to me ~
i do it all because i'm bulgar ~
and i do it all for free ~
-salt water is the only thing i'll ever nee~d

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I love Hungarian girls, whats her name?

:^)))

China has not made any back up plans for Civil War in it´s entire existence

>:^)))
Can't read Hungarian, never studied Asiatic languages

qt 3.14

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not really

faggot

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everyvody shoudk learn hubgarian

Rip : (

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didn't you kill yourself?

i Said ill do it om sunday

don't kill yourself my man, not until every romanian has been defeated