"Learn German"? No, sorry... One copy of "Learn Danish" please

>"Learn German"? No, sorry... One copy of "Learn Danish" please...

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b&r

why is he peeing

>Speak German while gargling on dick
>perfect Danish

Its easy

>learning a language whose speakers invariably sound like they have down syndrome, broken jaw and a potato in their mouth
Based and kamelåsåpilled.

>...my favorite Jow Forums posters? I am very fond of Danish flags.... They are very funny, highly intelligent, and informative. I would love to visit their country and make Danish, high quality friends!

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Baseret og rodpillede

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he said danish not portuguese

dangerously redpilled

Jokes aside, Danes are pretty based.

They made lego (for kids who grow up as high IQ members of society) and good cookies


Sw*des on the other hands made Minecraft (for autistic kids) and 1€ IKEA hot dogs that taste like shit

>bro are you okay? You should get that nasty cough checked out. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you spoke Dutch

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kek

Danish is a based language but sadly there are no good danish posters.

>"Sorry, I would never purchase or even lease a European-made automobile, they simply do not have the aesthetic appeal nor the technical qualities I look for in a vehicle."

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Who first made this and who spread them?

chad pisses where he likes

im a good danish poster

>Yes I free piss, I even piss my pants.

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arschlecken........det er dejligt

>tfw actually got a Danish learning book but never carried through with it

>user! How is your Danish improving? I'm so happy you decided to learn.

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We're mostly in our general where we keep to ourselves

oh, like the pisstralian?

Dutch?

I thought we were friends...

Okay, but why? We're small country with a population around 5.8 million. It can't really be used in a lot of places

We are
We just think that the other is talking stragnely

>Do you want to know why? It's Quality > Quantity.

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Fair enough