I’m an inside sales pet pharma rep that calls Veterinarians. My sales numbers are good, I’m an objectively attractive man, and I’m likable in the office.
The whole gist of the program is that you make phone calls only (inside sales) then eventually you get promoted to an outside rep and get your own company car, clinics to walk into etc.
Managers told me I’m awkward and don’t make good first impressions. They also said they’ll never give me an opportunity to try and make it in the field.
Although all the girls in the office like me and try to sleep with me, they speculate on how big my dick is. What the fuck, I know I’m autistic enough posting on these boards but fuck my managers am I right. Should I continue doing sales or find another field?
go to Jow Forums get swole nobody will say your awkwark once your a chad
Mason Foster
looking to break into pharma sales. been in sales for like 5 years now. whatever personal issues you have aside, how do you like it?
Parker Moore
>Managers told me I’m awkward and don’t make good first impressions.
>all the girls in the office like me and try to sleep with me, they speculate on how big my dick is
holy fuck
do you have any self-awareness? you are the definition of oblivious sperg
Lucas Nguyen
I’m not making that up
Eli Lewis
I personally find it to be overrated, the average rep in my company barely just makes just over 6 figures. Depending on your territory it’s a lot of driving, and 50-60 hour work weeks for your first year. Many people say after your first year it becomes 30-40 hour work weeks due to you having relationships built up.
A lot of really good reps find that once they make quota and kill it on a good year, management bloats their quota for the next year to unattainable levels.
Glad to answer more of your questions, shoot away with any
Hunter Cook
start eating cbd edibles for breakfast you sperg turd.
John Hughes
>I'm a telemarketer
Sebastian Stewart
it doesn't matter if it's true or not
the point is that your managers say you're awkward
your defense against this is that you believe women at work try to sleep with you and speculate about your dick
you don't seem to realize how fucking awkward this actually makes you sound, which is hilarious... mentally, you clearly equate 'normal, socially well adjusted person' as somehow tied to women talking about your penis size
you're a very confused young man, user, and desu i don't think you truly understand social interaction yet
Ryan Hall
Sorry you have a small dick user
Cameron Parker
Flop your great big donkey schlong on your bosses desk and show him who runs the show.
Landon Martinez
I think I just might, backup plan is to run away to a Spanish speaking country for a year to learn the language and leverage my American upbringing to pull pussy. If I cut ties from the US might as well go out with a bang
Nathaniel Adams
How do you know they talk about uir dick big dumb animal?
Elijah Bailey
when dealing with normies they (literally) only care if you can shoot the shit about sports and properly mirror there body language, but it takes many years of practice to do it well enough to be actually passable (protip, you haven't reached that point yet)
Anyways, social skills =/= being sociable, you only need the former to be successful in your career. I'd recommend you leave the job where you work for a bunch of normies and instead pursue being the management yourself, I guarantee you'll be infinitely better at it than them if you can translate your "awkwardness" (aka the vibe people that aren't generic give off) into an intimidating presence/confidence
also don't ever talk about being a stud, whether its actually true or not, you can imply it with sly smiles or whatever but saying it out load will make people dislike you
My 2 best girl friends in the office told me they check out my dick print every now and then. They straight up asked me if it was big last weekend. I’d try to pursue either with them but I have a strict no fuck policy for women I work with in an office setting.
If I get a job with another company or leave to another country I might consider trying to pull the infamous exit bang
Xavier Lewis
they don't, except in OP's head.
OP is delusional, obviously has deep sexual issues and trouble with socialization, is clearly creepy... his managers won't let him meet potential customers face to face.
This is just sad, OP
Hudson Roberts
based advice user
Colton Russell
Thank you user that was very helpful, yes I agree I probably haven’t reached that point yet and maybe it’s for the best.
Adrian Wright
Ok, this is obviously a LARP. Women don't obsess over dick size. They are more interested in other things like EMOTIONS.
Blake Morgan
Women don’t obsess over dick size but they definitely wonder about it.
user I work in an office with 90% women, trust me that this isn’t a larp and they definitely wonder about dicks.
Logan Kelly
Doesn't matter these are just tricks managers play on you OP they continuously fuck with you, make you feel worthless, you're not perfect whatever.
This is just because the turnover rate at your company is very high just like mine probably. They have to instill fear in people or mess with them mentally to keep them from moving onto something better. I'm done with banking though
Quit. I was once passed over for a promotion that i was by far the most qualified applicant for. Manager picked the other guy because he had "better communication skills," which, i believe was her way of saying she wants someone she can make small talk with in the office. I stayed on for a while before realizing the whole thing was a dead end so long as she was manager. It's shit management and will never improve.
Jace Martinez
They don't. Women aren't motivated by dicks you idiot. It's money, rings, wedding, and babies.
You act like women are men.
Gabriel Price
Women are motivated by money if they can't get high quality males. A rich beta is nowhere near as attractive as a poor abusive Chad.
Elijah Long
Id say theyre on the same level. A chad however is never abusive
Ryan Scott
ITT: >a 27 y/o zoomer courting all the office puss wonders why his male managers treat him poorly >a virgin college-aged bugboy in denial exclaims that all women care about is X and not Y >a middle class white collar worker chastises another middle class white collar worker on not standing straight enough in line >a post-suicide-attempt neurotic shares his recipe for autism-be-gone >a father-figureless minimum wagie opines on his idea of the perfect man
