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Me? Crisp sandwich

*rips bong*
haha

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which starter are you choosing?

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i dont mind left leaning comedians, entertainers
and political pundits in the guise of anchormen
but what disgusts me are scientists or experts
who mislead you to their ideologies.

see degrasse, nye or even the science community in youtube (greens, minutecuck, kurzegesagt, cgpgrey)
I fucking hate liars

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speechless desu

kurzegesagt isn't science

What misleading ideology you referring to lad?

Science has a left wing bias

my sex junk so much more than either oh oh or

that's just PMQs mate it's not usually like that

Old guy turning him down and reaction is pure distilled cringe. Feel sorry for him (the old guy), just wanted a day out with the wife.

>2019
>unironically playing pokemon
literal manchild behavior
kill yourself

YIKES

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>solving murders
they're plods, not inspector gadget

Where in the UK does this happen? I toured around between York and Leeds last year and could not imagine any of the people I met being fags.

i didn't have the courage to say i love her

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it does when you ignore everything that contradicts that.

youtube.com/watch?v=oXMIUAATA9w

>100+ unsolved murders in london but don't worry i'm sure the police are doing all they ca-

Good old song

cringe

>Where in the UK does this happen?

Everywhere, that's the problem

literally just london

>it's old so it's good
just fuck off you old cunt

ngl the lezzers (second and last clips) have decent rhythm and are quite hot together

>plods
they're gay dancers apparently

Grim

Fine, replace 'solving murders' with 'doing police work'

mate that's probably a man

great time to be a criminal in the uk,
but then again, the history of law enforcement
in this shithole is appalling

those hips don't lie

You're not lacking courage. You're just being held back by your higher intelligence which is warning you not to go ahead. It's a good sign friend.

and brighton probably

i finally found what the girl i like at work finds funny and interesting

i would usually try observational humor with her or try to joke about outlandish situations, overall she isn't too interested in that type of humor

her favorite types of jokes the ones that are about her. so in my social retardation ive finally found out about 20 years after everyone else did that girls are really only interested in themselves and not too concerned with the outside world. now ive married my typical sense of humor into what she likes and shes enjoying my jokes a lot more.

have spermed 32 times to this

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did not know Alfred was a tolerant fellow

i(male) am one of the men boogster made out with

could easily be a man's hips mate

>i dont mind left leaning comedians, entertainers
>and political pundits in the guise of anchormen
>but what disgusts me are scientists or experts
>who mislead you to their ideologies.
stop formatting your posts like this

>defending new pokemon games
kill yourself faggot

Brighton, Manchester, London, Bristol...

hope you regret it,
the abominations of mankind are always heaps of self-doubt and regrets.

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is this guy actually an obese neet?

bit obsessive

i suspect it's not police vs criminals but rather freemasons/satanists/elites vs the general public

love a bit of arse

>ywn be a british constable who gets twerked by a BLACK QVEEN
Why even live

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ill play upon my violin

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fuck you
negroid
i do
what
i
want

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My neighbourhood has been taken over by students

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Really hungry but can't go to any shop due to Sunday Trading hours. Hmmm, might have to do the old "fasting".

chilblains on my right hand again lads
fingers are like sausages

is your grandson transcribing your posts for you? wrinkly bastard

>sovietwave
youtu.be/i8K0sW8GX-4

>the abominations of mankind are always heaps of self-doubt and regrets.

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why do you have this image on your computer
you're fucking weird

OI, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT POKER-MAN?
pic related

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>look i type like a spack look how quirky i am

>converted by 25 grand savings into US dollars
>stock pilling tinned food
>splurged on luxury items like a new clothes, fragrance and vidya

Who /brexitready/ here?

wanting to get myself a cute british girlfriend, not knowing where. am thinking the only nonshitlib girls are located in northumbria and the scottish lowlands outside cities?

England is a fucking ZOO

An approximation of a nation

*advances towards you*
CAM AHN YOU FACKIN CAHNT

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same

Gem V is trash

This is essentially my goal gf

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i stand somewhat corrected.
but a broken sculpture is more pitiful
than a pile of shit

holy fuck it's so fucking windy tonight

the weather needs to get a fucking grip

sometimes i wish i was this fat so i could dress like that ironically and go out and pretend to be an animeatheist expousing my ironic yellow fever to everyone who will listen

It bothered me how he didn't just cut it to finishing the knot he was tying but instead had him fiddling around with it. Shit webm

must be a bit difficult for you to buy le new epic bokemon game xD when you never leave your house you fat waste

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violin OWNS ben shaprio with FACTS and LOGIC

bloodtype
on my
sleeeeeeeve

only have a grand,
and nodeal will rebound the economy in the long run.

at least wind blows the fog away amirite

ywn

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yeah but you're 130cm tall lole

dont understand this post

watching twelve monkeys

russian boomer music

youtube.com/watch?v=DGv7qkNPAj0

umm actually youre at the bottom of that pyramid since you resorted to name calling and bad language

12 minutes until livepd lads
gonna get right stoned and tuck myself in

im sleep

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sucking a NIGGER

youtube.com/watch?v=9lSK2lV_YKY