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how do we get the female suicide count up?

your mother sucks dick for chicken and chips

That internet going down feeling suicidal post is no joke

fewer single mothers, more single fathers

I'm at the skin peeling place now

I tried and failed to get some deodorant
Superdrug, Boots and Tesco Metro were all closed

Found a Body shop but it didn't have the one I wanted (Sure - impulse)

>uses black american speech
fuck off wigger yank

When was the last time you went without the internet for a long period of time?
You'd get withdrawals if you stopped right now for a week or two.

Few months ago it was down for 4 days and I was close to necking myself.

ofc i'd get withdrawals but why would I stop. it's like saying why dont u not read a book for a week, why the fuck would I do that? weird freak

don't care faggot go do your race war mate haha hows your depression treating you?

When the race war comes, you'll be classed among the pakis

not depressed, yank.

fucking toon this one is lads
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This. The day dragged on for fucking ever

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Based China has achieved full equity in suicide rates

shut up you horrible tranny inbred
sure you're not. just like you're not a shut in either right mate haha

correct

Saw a normal looking white lad with a scarf monkey earlier

Have white men truly fallen so low?

just bought all the Sure Deodorants from the shop

and if a double decker bus
crashes into us
to DIE by YOOUR side is such a HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE

and if a ten ton truck
KILLS THE both of us
to die by yOOUR side well the pleasure the privilege is miiINE

'straight' friend bent me over his lap last night against my will, groped my body, fingered me and then forced me to give him a blowjob while he slapped me around and made me call him daddy

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They had Sure bottles but they looked like they were just anti-perspraints

prefer the troy sivan version

based wanna do this to a sissy as well no homo

why did this give me an erection.

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just had a cup of coffee and a glass of fresh orange juice

>appointment was booked for 3 minutes ago

Don't think I'll ever build a new pc. Video games are fucking shit now and there's no other reason.

snow storm outside today lads but I need to go to the store and buy frozen pizza

the pic related made me chuckle, is /brit/ better that /fr/ ?

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blog on

all it took him was a few drinks and he basically raped me so try becoming an alcoholic

That's just because it's the end of the generation

Games will get better in about 3 years time

dont need to

been thinking a lot about life and death lately

Stop fucking playing guitars in Kingston I just wanna go to HMV.

It always seems very pathetic, so I doubt that.

hope u gon acall the police

no i wish he'd really raped me it was possibly the best sexual experience of my life he was just so fucking strong, he's a 6'7 normie rugby player

Might pop into CEX on my way home

if you get raped by a man that makes u gay

>consensual rape

my favourite

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pop under a bus you paki mess

ah ouais quand meme, how about /deutsch/ and what does Ausgabe mean ?

just ate 3 Arizona burger meals
yeah I'm on a diet

wahey me ice cweam post got on there

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UUUUUUUUUUUURP

>had the same pc for 8 years
>same phone for 9
>have loads of money saved up but can't bring myself to spend any of it
Must be easy being a consumerist.

Had me first McDonalds in probably 5 years yesterday lads. Was absolutely starving. Never thought I would be excited for a McDonalds.

/deutsch/ is very shit because its like 10-15 people constantly spamming the same lame insider memes and they cant get over their obsession with Drachenlord.
Its a 400lbs hairy fatass that baited them into watching his videos where he jacks off and they think its the most glorious thing in existence.
I think /fr/ can beat that.
Ausgabe means like version/edition.

any body builders man in?

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do you wear perfume

Fuckin fat bastard

Hey lads
Still up here
Enjoying a sip right now with this view

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how you got signal?

>why dont u not read a book for a week, why the fuck would I do that? weird freak
most people haven't read a book in years

No clue, 4G too

Looks cosy lad

>scarf monkey
what's that?

finna start streaming this year

Post more f.am
Where is it by the way

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Spent my time in Nottingham two weekends in a row
It's a nice city lads

might become a sex tourist by going to Wales and shagging the wild Brythonic girls

in the future the average man will be 5 foot and forced to perform elaborate dances in order to be accepted for copulation by the far larger (cannibalistic) female

are you describing the Bosmer of Valenwood?

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the vikings were black

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Women should be second class citizens

this is her fucking HOME. fuck the tories.

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the so-called lunch

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if you think about it then humans are just dogs that walk on two feet

grim view from the window

the laws of nature rule that:
ruling class: Alpha Males
protected class: Women
disposable class: Beta Males

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So what if a dog started walking on two feet

The Saj says no, mate.

what the fuck is rorke on about now

based The Sajid

i'd let her use my face as a seat

> Sir David Frederick Attenborough OM CH CVO CBE FRS FLS FZS FSA FRSGS is an English broadcaster and natural historian.
Do all Brits have such long names?

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yaxley lennon on the ropes

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Flipping heck that’s decent

HIS name is Tommy Robinson, you scumbag

dire chebs

there's a kike on BBC1

lucky for her we're living in the age or arse

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Ok lads im making fish and chips for the first time.
How do i make the beer batter?

Rorke shitting all over his bed again, nasty boy

squeezing a nigger

whats a decent cheap wireless mouse

rubbish

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>Yaxley Lennon, the son of Irish Immigrants, is England's most infamous nationalist
?????

>PlayStation under the tv
Glad to see milady is a gamer

Netflix machine

no one in the UK makes their own fish and chips

yea, most of the uber autists post on Jow Forums in /britfeel/
I used to browse /fr/ and it defo has a lot more weirdos

I reckon it's her Black boyfriends PS3