How do I get an American gf?

How do I get an American gf?

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MOve to america. As long as you accent is british and your face isn't, getting an american gf is ezpz. Getting an attractive one though? Most of us don't now either.

But my face is English, proper pale pink and long.

>But my face is English

its proper hopeless mate

I hate it when girls use that type of clothes at my uni and purposely sit without closing their legs.

fuck bros I want to fuck la creatura so bad hhhhnnnnnnnngggggggg

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get fat, hogs don't like thin privilege
be from an anglosphere country

you're perfect how you are mate

You'll be fine. American girls, like anyone else, love foriegn accents. Most American women like the British accent in particular: they think it's commanding, oozes prestige, and is gentlemanly. I used to know a half-Mexican girl that liked Euro boys.

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You still can get Romanian ones in the UK.

this is pretty true
be prepared for silly questions tho OP, some of those girls there don't know much outside of the states desu

my personal favourite
"Aren't you like part of Africa or something?"

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Disgusting. Her tits have already passed her bellybutton.

come here i would like to punch you in the face but it would be banter bro i mean it

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God damn she is ugly.

speak with a posh accent and don't be overtly effeminate and it's easy

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Wow I America again!!

It is over.

>Australia is literally Africa tier
Well they're not wrong.

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>the british accent
what did he mean by this? I'm a scouser and I'm sure americans would be disgusted by my accent

66% of the men in the ass stack have ass tattoos

>bitch promised to deliver
>didn't

Because they're flaming homosexuals

>african tier people
>country is still doing better than you

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>that pic on the right

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>implying

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Based

Based and redpilled.

Hello new fetishism

She has a god tier body

girls don't care they think your voice is sexy regardless

literally just talk to them, they're obsessed with English accents for some reason.

>those glasses
don't do it!

I'm Northern, i probably sound like an ork to them

what do her braps smell like?

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>As long as you accent is british and your face isn't
Keked

The epitome of thicc

Money, high social status, expensive car, high credit line etc....Pretty much if you are a regular guy, you ain't getting one that is worth her weight. I'd rather date a LATAM grill 2bh.