Be pregananant Murrican

>$1600 to have a baby

what's wrong with this? that's less than I pay for rent

No but seriously. Are you fucking telling me that Americans microwave their water?

Yes. We also refrigerate our coats in the summer and bathe our cableboxes in the winter

So, if you live in America, and your wife suddenly going into labor, and you drive to nearest hospital, you still have to pay thousands of dollars for this?

yes shoes indoors, spics on the other side of the wall

Well yes, it's thousands of dollars whether the labor be sudden or not.

Hospitals aren't free goy. You aren't a socialist are you? Now pay up

nigga its free here even the c section

you never heard of insurance, dumb fuck slav?

For a baby? Absolutely. For Dr. Schekelberg's new sports car? Not so much.

Both sides of the wall*

WTF? Really?
Doesn't the government give you some money for giving a birth?
Here it costs around $3500-4500 (no insurance applied for this for some stupid reason) for delivery including everything, and the local government pays us an allowance around $3800.
A C-Section is covered by insurance, so it usually will end up a lot cheaper.
Of course there are some really expensive private hospitals, but those are for rich people.

they are rape babies themselves

nice coping, orshan

>wife suddenly goes into labor

you should probably know labor is coming if you have someone next to you pregnant for almost a year

you are talking to incels and underage retards. i doubt they know anything about that.

People only get help paying if they are on government aid, and I don't know if they pay for some of it or not as I pay for my own insurance. So no, no help from the government. It should be said though that some people in my city have started going to independent birth center and paying out of pocket so it costs closer to the numbers you gave because those places only employ nurses and let birth happen more naturally so there's less money to be paid and thus less money to be charged. This trend is spreading to other cities too I think.

How much does it cost for calling an ambulance in the US?
I think it's very expensive.
And who uses it if taxis are so much cheaper than that?

Our birth rates aren't so shit that the government needs to treat a birth like a miracle that should be rewarded.

your employer gives you insurance. retard.
what the fuck else do you need.

>free
You’re paying for all those abu sayaaf babies

Gotta thank Mexicans and Black single moms.

Here you should only be put in an ambulance if you are unconscious and alone or about to die. No other reason.

Labor can be unpredictable though. The doctors can estimate a general timeline but the labor can start a little before or a little after that. Granted, labor typically takes a very long time (up to days), but some women have relatively subtle labor starts and can be in full active labor when they finally go to the hospital.

Generally speaking a few thousand dollars for ambulance, like $2-3k.

No. Something a lot of faggots don't realize is that the law requires public hospitals to treat you in emergencies and even if it weren't an emergency, you don't have to pay your hospital bill. It's illegal for you to be taken to prison for not paying your hospital bills. The worst that happens is your credit score drops a bit or they take directly from your paycheck but my family's been doing this for generations and we've never had it happen once.

INSURANCE, idiots. insurance pays for that.
who gives a shit if it is expensive or not. you don't pay anything.

You're not wrong my friend.

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it's free just don't tell them your info
only 10% of ambulance rides are paid

>you don't pay anything
That's now how a lot of insurance plans work, friend.

Hmmm
If the autism lapses for a moment and I manage to knock up a female it would probably be worth it to just fly to Europe, have the child there, then fly back.

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>pay $500 a month for insurance for 8 years in the off chance you need a $1000 treatment

people really do this

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>your credit score drops a bit
>a bit
lmao

Also enjoy not being able to be approved for anything but a shit car until you pay to get your medical collections under $2,000

WTF?! How the fuck can Murricans call themselves first world with this shit?
When I had a kidney stone and called the ambulance (because I wasn't able to drive with that pain), I only had to pay 10 bucks or so a month later. Everything was free, even though I had 4 surgeries over the span of 3 different stays in the hospital.

>literally has to pay to hold his own baby
>n-nice coping
Okay, Cleetus.

oh look spics deliver memes
do you even have hospitals in your shitholes?

you have a deductible yes, which may vary. but still it is nothing like the meme pics

That’s why I have health insurance

>literally
do you know what literally mean, turk?
you fell for the memes. it literally doesn't happen

>news are memes

Americans are retarded. National healthcare has been proposed and attempted multiple times but the brainwashed public always finds some retarded reason to shit on it and then the cunt jews step down from their thrones and declare that it's somehow a violation or an economic failure or whatever other bullshit.

>no counterargument, just insults and claims that the images must be memes because it makes his country look bad
Who are you trying to fool here?

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It's literally in the OP pic, double nigger.

In the Netherlands your medical expenses cannot exceed 385 euro a year.

Same here retard. Of course you can always find cherry picked horror stories how for example refugees rape your women for free and then they get free treatment :D

And we also have mandatory private insurances.

This plus insurance companies don't want to let go of their stranglehold over medical care and how needlessly complicated and overpriced they make everything. Yeah the public at large is full of retards who don't realize how swindled they really are and fear a socialist boogeyman, but the real issue lies with the people who stand to benefit the most from our fucked up healthcare system.

you can literally shove that meme pic up your ass

well but your taxes are higher and salaries are lower.

>same
take a look at , retard

>oh look spics deliver memes
>do you even have hospitals in your shitholes?

oh no no no no

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Your shitposting is getting to be too obvious.

murricans 1% are first world elites and the rest are all poorfags

It's not really lower per hour worked. Some years your wages are higher, some years ours. We work 1/3rd less.

I have “free” healthcare, but honestly I really don’t like it. I am going to get private soon

oh yeah congolombia is 1st world! yeah
lmao, nice try faggot

Americans have C section so often because their women are too lazy to push. They also have narrow hips from poor development due to shit food standards.

I'm not even joking.

>us
>1st world
lmao can't even walk in the wrong side of our cities past 9pm

>toilet cleaners talking about food standards

Post proof

Now that's impressive.
Bravo Colombia

What a bunch of fucking pussies. Your ancestors didn't have hospitals, you don't need them either.

Do Americans generally have dental insurance? Like can you just walk in to your dentists office, and get an appointment the next day so he looks at your teeth and tells you if there's a problem?
I can

I AM VOLGA GERMAN

Before agriculture our ancestors were smarter, stronger and generally physically superior to us. But the downside was that anyone with some medical issues basically died.

Amerimutt coping

I have a dentist appointment on Monday. Annual cleaning

>They also have narrow hips from poor development
Come now, there's no need to be unjustly cruel.

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yeah you need to tell that to all the congolombians who flee the country. someone forgot to tell them that they have excellent health care!!!

the fuck is a dentist?

We follow EU food regulations
>According to maternity health experts, high rates can be attributed mainly to increasing maternal age, increased numbers of multiple births, and higher rates of obesity among women.

Not that at all, it's because a lot of women have health issues (often due to drugs/obesity but also because some of the poor ones don't get prenatal care. Ignoring them, hospitals also want to get patients out as quickly as possible because it costs money to have them there, and they make more money for c-sections because those require drugs, a doctor's presence, various other surgical interventions, plus a hospital stay, so overall it's just way more money. I read once that women are given around 8 hours for a healthy labor before doctors/nurses start pushing them towards getting a c-section. Unfortunately it is also relatively common for a healthy labor to go beyond 8 hours.

Don't reply to me, you mutt.

That's not what the post said though. Health system performance isn't the sole factor in deciding if a country is first world.

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Of course we do. But it is not cheap. Preventive is 100% free, minor work is covered at 80% and major work is more like 50%. And don't lie to me that it is cheaper in Europe. I know dental work is expensive everywhere

*women are given around 8 hours for a normal labor

That doesn’t say a anything about women not wanting to push

>We follow EU food regulations
ahahahahahahaha.

yeah yeah keep posting the memes, congolombian. i see that helps you COPE. before you finally say fuck it and move to chile to clean their toilets

You don't know what hyperbole is? You actually thought I meant that?

Depends on what you consider "cheap".
I paid 300€ for a ceramic tooth crown, insurance covered the rest.
Would have been much much cheaper if i went for a standard metal crown, but the dentist said those are not recommended anymore.

Nice backtrack.

Bruh, take a look at this dude

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In all seriousness, it's retards like the ones in this thread that are to blame for this shit. If they would stop bending over and letting goldstein shove it in their ass, we might have universal healthcare already.

yeah everything on int is a hyperbole. including food standards and excellent health care in 3rd world shitholes.

you know you could just not pay those bills right?
illegals don't do it, why should white people?

What a shame in all honesty, he was a very sweet guy

OHNONONONONONONONO

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Standard food quality out in the EU is much better than ours.

Sounds comparable, probably your out of pocket cost would be higher here but on the same order.

Can I borrow your magnifying glass?

My friend wont ever take an ambulance no matter how hurt he is cause he says he cant afford it.

Because IRS. Illegals don’t care about the IRS because they don’t exist

>Standard food quality out in the EU is much better than ours
Ah yes I'm sure in Europe you can trust that lettuce on your sandwich that was grown in a fine First World country like Romania.