Things boomers say

>yep still got it *sip

I bought my house for $40,000. What's your problem? I'll rent it to you for $2,500 a month.

>work smart, not hard!

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>freedom aint free

>the old lady

>stop dinkin' around and help me with this cotton pickin' thing

>hey young and flexible,
>*insert pain in the ass request here*
>*walks away*

Classic

>you'd pay good money for a workout like that *chuckles*

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Also
>hmm hmm. Yup. Yup. *sips* *stares at the distance * *slaps his thighs and gets up*

>No I don't want to get fucked in my ass by another man wtf

>son call the ambulance I think I'm having a heart attnnnhhgghhhhhhhhhhhaaaarrghhh fUCK

>bitcoin is a dinosaur, whats why i invested in next generation coin

It's the millenials fault

what coin is that, dad?

>howya doin?
>goodnyou?

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>boy you'd better hurry up and finish college and get your 6 figure starting salary

>I’m a link holder and I’m going to kill myself

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My boomer aunt knew two guys that worked part time at a supermarket on weekends for years and they got fucking pensions doing it and she asked me why I don't do this. I think my aunt is mentally retarded.

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>Hahey not too bad
>I'll take it

*buys a gram of coke that's actually a .8 bag*

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>how ya doin?
>oh you know, can't complain
>I hear you

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bump

nother day nother dollar

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>hvagudwun

>another day in paradise

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>DRY YOUR EYES MAN!!

>THEY DONT TEACH YA NOTHIN IN SCHOOL!!

>JUST GIVE ER SOME ELBOW GREASE!!

>NOBODY WANTS TO WORK HARD NOWADAYS!!

>livin' the dream