/brit/

ed ed

Attached: hey-man-want-my-old-mattress-fair-warning-i-have-28706961.png (500x1037, 139K)

This comic is pretty dumb
But it's also funny
But mostly dumb

all women under 25 who arent virgins should be culled

Hate Canada

i use my mobo as a cum rag

A cringeworthy incel comic made by an incel to be shared by incels.

All britman are beautiful on the inside

wait he shat on his gf?

britain might be in a bit of trouble if sea levels rise
we're an island innit
floods and that

all men above 21 that are virgins should be culled

>get dressed up
>go out to town to get my eyebrows threaded
>surprised by how busy the town centre is
>there's nothing here but charity shops, pound shops and paki shops
>it's a weekday afternoon too
>remind myself that no one here has a fucking job
>walk down to the threading place
>have to wait for two people to be done
>it's a different woman to last time
>say I want them thinner and I want more of an "arc"
>she corrects me, you mean "arch"?
>10 painful minutes later
>it's done

Fuck sake, it's pretty much the same as last time

I'm just gonna have to take a fucking picture in with me next time

business idea: make the earth much colder so the sea level falls and we have more land

wtf is a skeet? thought that was an olympic event?

agree with this too nothing changes the fact your gf is a rotten skankoid

how is it wrong tho

pics x

How do I get a british girlfriend?

incels are the one in need of culling

might become a spasticated autist freakazoidal mongoloid menace

I'm so tired of hanging around

post your eyebrows, pretty ting

fucking hell i nearly replied to it
the very idea just put me off my lunch

you can post as many incel images as you like
you will NEVER have sex

It's funny because the ex-gf is portrayed as an object

because it treats women like property and the creator of the comic is a sad incel loser no one ever liked, and so are you.

t. monkey

Attached: ba52ccut08j21.jpg (730x768, 86K)

Must be absolutely bizarre seeing a lad walk into your beauty shop asking for an arc.
What a world.

your gf is a-
oh hahahaha

I see

eh, give me an hour or two

The area is a bit swollen and I can't find my aloe vera

she has a scat fetish
thats why the guy considers it

Attached: 1527979970008.jpg (615x837, 88K)

Looking for a scrap 2bh. Will probably have to take on Anglos 3 at a time for any kind of challenge.

but she was skeeted on tho

that's all very well for you to say, you can buy a wife or two for a few goats
we have to actually persuade them to consent over here

I was presenting as female and I don't think I got any funny looks in the jam packed town centre

business idea: buy large swathes of well-above sea-level land in the Canadian tundra. Reckon it'll be worth a mint in 30 years if this climate change stuff is real

>this post
>that flag
wut

wouldnt really care if someone had a wank on their computer if they cleaned it off properly
can't really do that well with a couch, nah? just seeps in, impossible to clean
note: refuse to use the word "skeet" as I am not african

LET IT SNOW

-_-
Fucking hell, hate this place (/brit/)

posting a based and sexy man

Attached: 1457562915777.jpg (3204x2136, 668K)

makes sense. thanks

YEAHHH.

een emshturdem

hello, love, take a seat for me there
now will you be wanting the animals to come in two by two with that, or...?

Though it's been longer than I could possibly say

have you tried not being an ugly bitter freak

if climate change is real (its not) ill live on a comfy little island eventually

just poo'd in my hands to own the libs

Attached: 1549318331866.webm (540x960, 1.95M)

Looks like a skinny fat nerd virgin to me

proper in to chavvy slags
no idea why

bit cold out

16 year old Slavic virgin

small brain: being an incel and posting incel comics unironically
small brain: being anti-incels and mocking incels
big brain: being a shagger and posting incel comics ironically to provoke these seething replies because it's funny

i was looking forward to a nice chill afternoon on /brit/
that's not happening now is it
oh well, off to /tv/ i guess

Will it really rise though? Because water gets "bigger" when it gets warmer?

come to Wakefield if you're brave

Bender here

Would

Lads, should I give into the yellow fever or should I stick with whiteys?
I don't want Elliot Rodgers for a son.

howling is there one with sound

>BRO WHY

So much in this quote to unpack iih

no but the polar ice caps will melt

i am based and cringe

Ah yes, modern culture.

leave your bedroom and stop living in a fantasy world

That's not what skeet means

The whole "elliot" thing is pushed by white roasties

Go Asian

Attached: 1542405776759.webm (720x944, 2.45M)

>4d chess
you’re an incel, and everyone knows that baiters either agree fully or somewhat with the bait they post.

The soft cousin to Leeds? No point.

western women literally aren't worth the effort
i've had plenty of sex in the past, it's overrated
good, but not so much better than a wank that i'm gonna put up with a woman's drama and entitlement and mind games and so on

incel is such a reddit word

haha you're really upset, your gf must be a right state

Attached: 37351213_302877043789975_1069458783828180992_n.jpg (1080x826, 75K)

global warming (if it's real) would actually make most of Western Europe (and especially the UK) colder. look on a map and compare the areas of North America that are at the same latitude as the UK - it's all frozen wastelands of Canada and Alaska. the sole reason the UK and Scandinavia are even inhabitable is purely due to the gulf stream, and the gulf stream is channeled by the polar ice caps. lose the ice caps, lose the gulf stream and the UK gets fucking freezing.

yeah things expand as they get warmer

i have a girlfriend, but I like taking seeing white knights get angry when precious women are insulted

Attached: a62.png (800x778, 328K)

and your dad skeeted a sad horrible lonely incel who no one will miss lel

perhaps it’s because you’re an unlovable freak with an equally ugly personality

ikr? flags with weird squiggles make posts so much funnier.

Attached: 1F7CA70F-9A23-4314-A145-F5C8114240D9.gif (314x235, 565K)

Incel is an insult that only incels use. It's remarkable how ironic that is.

North pole shouldn't be an issue, I guess the south one could be because it's on land and all that fucking ice might roll into the ocean, that opens up a whole new continent though

oi oi

Looking forward to watching all the Scottish and northern scum perish shortly before dying myself.

*warms up your willy*

Attached: f_ZP7HSjGMVSaODicNoMyf8Ns9WX1xY64VTyourWyxE.png (640x510, 425K)

going to /wsg/ to look for that webm with sound

Attached: 1545912415851.png (1104x845, 1.2M)

global warming? don't believe it.
me? im more into global GAMING

know what i mean???

Attached: 750bdcc060ab408d7f10f372538fac61.jpg (350x333, 18K)

Fuck I'd genocide an entire people for her.

Attached: 1549040031055.jpg (552x594, 25K)

keep it to yourself when you find it mate x

>I-I-I have a girlfriend...!!
yeah suuure, bet she’s more than delighted to date an insecure manchild lel
assuming she’s real, of course.

t. butthurt incel

Attached: B4CFFBC0-C84C-4C2D-AC69-75BA34133EEF.jpg (960x1280, 346K)

for me its uughhh ammmuughh oouugiiggggg

Attached: 1506607844894.jpg (645x773, 56K)

>calling someone a manchild
>while posting that pic
look at yourself

roastoid apologist

>paying for prescriptions
>paying your tv licence
>paying income taz

hate objectifying women

Povetkin > Wilder > Joshua >>> Fury

nowt wrong with being a degenerate

this hairy arab larping as a roastie. very peculiar.