Hey, there he is

>hey, there he is
>how ya doin?
>oh, ya know, just another day in paradise
>I hear you
>how bout you?
>oh, ya know, can't complain
>heh, nobody listens to us when we do anyway
>you said it man

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>what you been up to
>not much you
>yeah not much

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>man the things I would do to take her for ride if ya know what I mean

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>how was your evening?
>i drank 6 bourbons and played dragon's crown until my eyes bled, you should've seen me solo the demon king without dying once, my weapon broke before he even hit half life, it was awesome
>yeah uhhh... i gotta go
the odds of your recreational interests overlapping with your coworkers are astonishingly low, there's no point in even trying - so people don't.

>hey how's it hangin'?
>eh, you know, up n' down like the elevator business.
>haha, I hear that!

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>hey what's new?
>same old, same old. you?
>same

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>hey specialist user, hows it going?
>it goes sir, it goes. Hows your day?
>oh you know, chatting up with the sergeant major about the training coming up, same old same old
>yup

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>hey bud how ya been?
>good, you?
>good
>you catch the mariners last night?
>sure did, that Marco kid has a bright future ahead of him
>sure does

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>you check out the new receptionist
>birthin' hips
>know what I mean
> keep saying hello and walking away
>gotta reel em in slow
>then wham
>know what I mean
>you got any gum

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>typical wagecuck office
>quietly converse with coworker in voice too low for anyone else to hear
>slowly start walking away
>say final few words with no context of the discussion loud enough for the whole floor to hear and leave the area

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>you got any gum
kek

>hey buddy, how's it going.
>eh, it's going.
>I hear that, pal.
>You get that soundbar for your TV figured out?
>Yeah. I think it was my son's damn video game machine messing with the WiFi system.

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millnials dont have any kids. nice meme though.

fucking kek

>hey, what's up?
>Good, you?
>Yes

>did you hear about shorting crypto?
>Yeah, me and the missus are giving it a shot

>Hows it going?
>All good?
>yep yep

>Hey how's you?
>Alright, how about you?
>Yeah I'm alright. You alright?
>Yeah

i had to go for a smoke just because of this post
and i dont even smoke

>SUH DUDE
>haha oh suh dude
>whatchu up to man
>nothing much man i just like bought this hoverboard
>woah thats like sick dude. Hey you wanna head over to the mall and buy some volcom and vans.
>dude, i'm like, really getting a lot of like, thicc bitches right swiping me dude.
>fuck, you smash bro?
>yeah I smash bro

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>the odds of your recreational interests overlapping with your coworkers are astonishingly low, there's no point in even trying - so people don't.
this is so true.