LOAD UP GUYS, THIS IS THE BOTTOM!
BREAKING NEWS: CNBC TELLING PEOPLE TO SHORT BTC
Exactly
It's that easy. Load up them shorts. Stupid easy money. Use your whole portfolio as collateral. Ez lambo
Attention frens: turbulent ride ahead
load up them longs you mean
Give it a few days of this. start accumulating now frens. holy crap, the reversal becomes obvious in such weird ways.
Cramer is literally the Oracle to riches.
easy money goyims. normies going to get jewed by CNBC once again. shit is hilarious. they tell everyone to buy xrp, btc, all these other coins at ath, now they are telling everyone to short these coins at the bottom. normies going to provide the shorts we need for the bulls to liquidate them :)
We need to spread Bobo on Facebook normie griups. Theyll fall in love with him and be disarmed enough to overleverage their shorts. Meme magic niggas.
True. This could spark the bull market
lets make some info graphics on how to short bitcoin and spread them on reddit. make it seem very simple.
Video?
You will have a bounty for your head on a platter, goyim
Um should't we do the opposite of what they are saying to do? Remember, these same people were saying to buy the top in December.
How much of a newfag can you be? Jesus.
No, Cramer knows what he is doing. Look at the emotion he has on his show. A wise trader indeed. Yelling and waving of arms to make his audience lambos. He cares for us so much
> always do the opposite of what cnbc says
> always do the opposite of what biz says
infinite loop, time to end it all
does this really have an effect on the market? I really doubt anyone would short bitcoin because cnbc told them to
gtfo faggot
>short the bottom
>stop in the middle of the trading range
How the fuck does anyone listen to these people?
Ahahahaha we finally made it bros!!!
>LOAD UP GUYS
>shorting is selling
user I...
Ripple?
U fucking retarded m8? If the powers that be are telling normies to short, that’s bullish af.
Please someone do it, I can help distribute it
I'm not bullish until that stupid fuck Marius stops tweeting his ridiculous market predictions.
Legit most bullish news that we had in months
>>shorting is selling
it literally is. you borrow bitcoin today to sell it immediately and hope to buy back lower to repay your loan and pocket the difference if you were right
Mainstream media has normies for audience, I would take Jow Forums opinion more into account any day on this matter
>lose a shit ton of money buying high
>cnbc tells you you can make your money back shorting
>short
>get barted and lose everything this time
this will be too funny
based cnbc gonna make me rich
Oh definitely, make your own decisions but i'm bullish as fuck now - re-bought 2 weeks ago with my investment i managed to sell out last January (only was able to sell 75% of my stacks as we moved up).
Guys, even Forbes are fucking trying to hold normies hands into shorting. WHAT IS GOING ON.
That obvious stop hunt at 6800 which liquidated so many shorts and forced a lot of bulls into the market? now this?
I think insiders know that ETF is a done deal and now they are just getting greedy to squeeze all the newbs.
is this real life
Based on comments, nobody cares or hate him. Crypto Twitter is more cancerous than Jow Forums unironically
ETF is a done deal
CBOE *wink* *wink*
>> always do the opposite of what biz says
This is a meme though. Jow Forums is retarded but there are viable and useful nuggets of information buried in the shitposts. Lots of people troll and pajeet around this board but I never would have discovered some valuable information without it.
This seemed so fake lol
pic related
There are gems, life changing gems.
Since most users are just shitposter they won't see them
This is fake. Prove me wrong. You are the "normies" and are being set up to be fleeced. BTC 1.3k incoming.
Yeah, totally agree - i trust biz a fuck ton more than anything else but you gotta know how to read biz and sift through the bullshit
Easier to just say the 'do the opposite of biz' meme
Will hit 3k within 2 months.
Please do short, this is a 0 sum game, after all, I need your bags
Yes, I’ve learned many valuable things from biz. I got into crypto in 2016 from biz, life wouldn’t be the same without you all
One of the most valuable is how to avoid scams, because they’re constant on biz. That’s a very important life lesson friends
But it won’t
www.cnbc.com/2017/12/08/cramer-bets-against-bitcoin-will-crush-it-once-futures-begin-trading.html
If you watch this video from December 8, essentially Cramer was correct about everything he said.
I can't really see him saying "short Bitcoin" right now. When he made this call in December, it made sense - he called it "returning to where it was" which was ~$5k. Shorting it now that it's hovering around that is just reckless and doesn't really go with what he was saying in December.
>uys, even Forbes are fucking trying to hold normies hands into shorting. WHAT IS GOING ON.
>That obvious stop hunt at 6800 which liquidated so many shorts and forced a lot of bulls into the market? now this?
>I think insiders know that ETF is a done deal and now they are just getting greedy to squeeze all the newbs.
this, i have unironically made tens of thousands of dollars thanks to biz
Maybe he’s being paid
Or maybe this is a 0 sum game and he wants part of the cake too... Money needs to come from somewhere if you want it...
Not yet. Wait for the information to spread and see if normies will actually bother learning to short and constantly check if BTCUSDSHORTS are going up. if it goes above 30K then definitely go long. Honestly, this is bearish for the short-term. Normies need to see BTC actually go down for a bit first and then FOMO into shorting. Just like how they FOMO'd into longing after seeing it go from 1K to 19K. Be careful, guys. They know that this is a bullish indicator for some and have already taken that piece of information into account. Don't rush into anything.
The last piece of the puzzle is omegamaker. We need him to tell us to short once again.
How to short Bitcoin on google trends has been rising constantly
Guys don't forget MSM was giving regular air time to bitcoin for a few months prior to December and January, this is definitely still a good signal that the reversal is on the way by year's end at the latest
According to plan:
1.Give the masses a sense of hope
2.Use CBOE and CME to profit more
3.Give them hope SEC approves BTC ETFs by CBOE
4.SEC will approve BTC ETFs
5.Inflate the Crypto Market to trillions
6.Drop it very low so they lose all hope
7.Make billions and billions off them
8.Make them poorer while we get richer
Stupid sheeple!
it must have some downside but we have till august for ETF...
downside isnt going to be that big imo. and normies are mostly out the market. interest is fucking low now. they aren't going to be able to suck loads in, this is just a small little squeeze to catch a few of the lagging fish.
The global masters are smarter and have more info than Jow Forums, no man how edgey you fags think you are. They will always be two steps ahead
Fine by me, the moment the market is into trillions I'm out
kek I will never get out until I make it
Getting out?
My goal is to use the fucking currency thus avoiding taxes
I'll see what's the state of crypto at that point, but if it's an obvious bubble I'm not about to be sentimental about it
A-user... with that mentality, you will make it... to your maker.
kek
Good luck with that. They will just work on ways to tax your crypto then.
Why would $1T be the top?
how explain they can't know which address wallet
Yes yes goyim! Listen to the smart people at CNBC! The media is never wrong.
Sales tax - but don't see how else they can retroactively apply it
wait.. i'm doubting the governments ability to fuck me over - i'm never going to make it biz
1 Trillion is not Trillion[S], but there is a point of mania where I want to get out because it makes sense to do so. Of course I could be wrong, and of course the paradigm might be different at that time, but for now, this is my plan and I don't have a fucking orb of the future.
>he believe 1T$ is the top
crypto market is at least 30T$ and 160T$ is the true value
what a kek
Normies don't even know how to buy crypto let alone short it..
They already track transactions on the Bitcoin network and link them back to individual users.
If you've ever used an exchange they already know several associated addresses for you and the rest will just be having an AI analyze the chain
I've been meaning to look at this thoroughly, but from what I remember, they are literally always wrong. Have they ever been right? Did they say to buy in November or anything?
We should infest 9fag with this. We need to sacrifice bobo for the green dildos
Checked and keked
There are a lot of tiers of normies, this is the tier that got in at 12k-14k, the normie tier that buys at the top is your mom and grandma
no trust in crypto governments can't do shit you hold your own crypto in your wallet no one knows which coin you hold or in which address so governments and banks are fucked and they know it they try to fud crypto to take it down but they won't
what do you think LN is for? With KYC + Exchanges KYC (They) know, who you are. Satoshi's vision is dead since 2014 and it won't be coming back.
Monero on the other hand...
kek Monero bitch
>kek Zcash bitch
Ftfy
>blessed
Maybe you will make it... :D
>kek navcoin bitch
'no'
highly efficient murderous robot blowjobs for only a nickle???
Crypto is untraceable banks can't do shit all they can do is to fuck off die and leave us alone we are the new generation they will get fucked and they know it
Again this is fake anyone got an actual link to this episode?
That blowjob was shit. I want my nickle back!
Is/Won't be true for btc. See . Privacy coins are the only way to go for anonymity and fungibility.
I don't know how they'd pull that off honestly. But the premise is good for investors and the community as a whole. Thinking crypto is only used for criminals and scammers is what keeps out the masses. And adds to the "why do you need privacy if you've got nothing to hide" crowd.
need link or op is a faggot
I just bought back. No tether for me, all in BTC.
might want to make sure ops pic is legit first
Even if it's not true, the paradigm is still the same, it's not something like this that change the long term
>he fell for this dirty photoshop
so then warren buffet and bill gates were right?
4625 views
Early bait adopters
Those will ironically make it
This.
The frist wave of normies has to make a chunky profit.
Others will not get suckered in otherwise
Retard, wait for the drop and shorts piling on.
>that boomer who believes everything he reads on a racist hentai imageboard.
this picture is fake, they never told people to sell at 70 cents.