/smg/ - Stock Market General

Commission should be $0.005/share, $1 minimum.

Ratsuchan-poster and Nicky are the same person right? He's right above you!

tits or gtfo

Ty grim

I have been drawing hentai of his stupid waifu and I have been waiting for him to post on here again so I can show him what a slut she is.

somebody wrote all this
and the paper section...

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Are you long or short corn?

excuse moi

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sbux continues to disappoint me
expecting good stuff from Wal-Mart quarterly report. selling in the meantime
gpro up by 1.7% tomorrow
going long on IBM
holding BABA

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what tickers domestically produce industrial chemicals because it seems literally everything is on the tariff list

Hanging in with LTBR and UXIN, same old song and dance

wheat my dude. wheat

Damn, right now I only have this pic of this sketch I did this earlier while I was drunk with the lightest shade graphite I had. I will detail it some more and work on Shreck's face and make it more anime style. I will eventually create a doujin where she gets turned up and Shrecked out like an onion.

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i got in LTBR and then sold most of it, whats with it? are they a clean company? anything supposed to be coming up?

did anyone else cover their oil shorts today?
im thinking it will rebound for a day or so maybe, so i took my delicious gains from shorting from the top off the table

Hmm... off the top of my head I'd say Dow, DuPont, Procter & Gamble....

Damn, this pic was before I added the tail even...

NOOOOOOOO

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BASED

tomorrow is Friday the thirteenth

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What are you holding man?

Ratsu-chan fell for bulltrap
but for love of god

please post the Ratsuchan hentai
me need this so badly

Honestly me not know any about Corn
been trying to wrap head around Corn, Meat, and Sugar for awhile now
Commodities are hard and very competitive....

but if you must answer, long corn, it look like it bottomed out on last years low

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Yes, I told you this was going to happen. Just accept Ratsuchan as the slut she is.

GREEN FRIDAY

GOD TIER
moarrrrrrr!

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no

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I promise to deliver more in the future.

The world's worst portfolio. I'll probably redo everything in a month. I've only been red because of some bad BABA puts I got wayyy to greedy on.

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ugh wtf sorry I totally ment to post this picture
promised not to post any more vore stuff >_>

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I AINT GONNA FORGIVE THIS

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you're never gonna get anywhere with your money spread so thinly

Snap to 20 :(

she could easily slide over to that cheese

I was thinking about putting half my stack in BABA, MSFT, and FB. And just using the rest for short term stuff
I sure hope not

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he's obviously a newb

Can’t wait to drop these iq bags tomorrow

last friday the 13th, what happened?
if i remember right, it was pretty flat

the VIX is set to explode desu senpai
i really doubt it. pic related

VIX is still forming an uptrend, weve just been in the valley since february

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Until you have 15 or 20k in an account I would suggest going for around 8 total picks at most unless you are doing a long term growth plan and have money coming in from other sources. If you get 15-20k go for 10-12 picks at most. Once you are around 50k I would say its safe to play with around 20 things at once, but its honestly hard to responsibly keep track of more than 25 at a time.

what will you do when the VIX goes back to 11 tomorrow

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I'm still learning everything. Thanks for the advice.
With time I'll get good.

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I AM ROCK HARD
Don't tell waifu...

Just closed my Acorns account for a profit of a whopping 1% after fees. Have $670. either going to put it all on T or gamble like you cucks in Robinhood for elite gains. wat do?

market will dump tomorrow

cap this

ITM calls on T

When is the LCI moon mission?

Bought some more shares today with my paycheck. Up to 270 shares now which is a lot for me

excited as fuck senpai

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All goes well we back to low 20s in August.

so if I'm interpreting this tariff report correctly

domestic industrial companies are going to moon when they go into effect?

buy another $1000 of TVIX and hold through the weekend like a madman, that's what

For my birthday I'm going to commission a anime girl drawing of AMRS-chan
What should she look like?

i'm in 400 shares and sold some puts.. all together about 9k into the trade

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sell my VXX put
buy moar VIX calls
same shit i did today

Come at me bro.

Green hair with an orange streak/flip is how I imagine her. Maybe with a green sweater over an orange tank top? Also yeasty...

what about when it goes to 10 next week

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Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

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you shouldnt hold TVIX too long m8
VIX calls are the way to go right now imo if youre long vol
about as cheap as they get

im currently shorting vol to raise money for more VIX calls desu senpai

im certain were headed for another spike

i can do this all month if i have to
if it gets down there im unironically all in

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12 out of the next 13 weeks I get $ for doing nothing. I love me muh dividends

also isnt next week the start of ER?
no way its gonna be that low

didn't mean to respond to a post my bad

Awesome!

Kek, looking forward to seeing more of this.

>making money
what is that?

thats true
actually it starts tomorrow

this is a cool chart
its the nearest month VIX futures contracts overlayed over the actual VIX

what exactly is the discrepancy?

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do one of Ratsu being stuck in mousetrap with her booty sticking out and everyone in /smg/ in line waiting 2 take turns having a go at her and

Ratsu all like -_-;

x.x mouse logic every1

it should involve lube
imo amyris color scheme awful tho

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Baka Knee

fomoing back into a ton of consumers including BUD
this dip is over, its now or never

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heres a cool little chart
i guess we aint 2008 nao
but we sure look a lot like 2015 nao
the way VIX looks rn, i could see it happening, but the correlation isnt that strong imo

also this is of course implying that this seasons ER is like last one where everything just goes down in spite of good or bad news

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>SP1! just broke 280 for brief moment for first time since march
w-what did you mean by t...his?

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I’ve got 500 HMMY and 500 ALT
Someone tell me some good news about either

You're about to break even when ALT moons and HMNY goes bankrupt.

look it up
its important on these ETFs that reset daily

hey VIX guy have been trying learn VIX better, you have any like resources on learning the VIX you can share?

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Bulls on Patrol

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Guess what saying is, am already doing this with own custom algo so that why do CORN USD

is there any advantage to using contango vs custom method?

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what is happening in august that would drive the price besides meme lines? New drug coming out?

third quarter results soon, and the tendency for midterms to push the economy forward.

no im honestly making it up as i go
ive started to notice some things tho

one thing that is STRONGLY correlated is when hi yield bonds dump and the indexes moon, then a VIX spike is coming (pic related was the first time it worked for me. note that this was BEFORE i had your indicator). it also worked yesterday.

theres definitely no actual resources out there for trading it. all i do is bet against whichever way it goes. you wanna react to its extremes. so right now vol is really low. so im prepping for it to spike back up. if you look at the chart for VIX, its a bunch of needles really. it never stays at one spot for long. if you see it headed for an extreme, take up a counter position. its MUCH easier to short vol than to long it. you can also do both (which is what i do when it starts getting low like this)

for my long vol trades, i buy $VIX calls
for my short vol trades i buy VXX puts

as for how the various VIX etfs work (since i know you dont really options) look up the various holdings that each one has. some are OTM options contracts that are about to expire. some are futures contracts. some are medium length to expiry. idk theres a lot of them. its important to remember that they will react very violently the closer the contracts they hold get to expiry

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I openly laugh at all the virgins in here who talk shit about twitter

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Interesting but what's the actual strategy here?

Nice gains bud, I should use calls more often honestly.

Tomorrow you're going to get rekt, poorfag

what does "$32 call" mean?

>+254% RoI
dont get greedy user...

i think its kinda like a low rent version of arbing
you compare various ETFs that track things w their actual spot. long and short those accordingly when they get too far off

lol
the dude has 27k in long options
i really doubt hes poorfag

>he didn't get the joke

Question for you robinhooding traders: wtf is it like doing your taxes? does the statement just do a profit/loss situation or do you have to deal with every transaction?

its a option with a strike price of $32 and expiry date of 9/21
it gives the holder the ability to buy a share of twitter for $32 up until 9/21 if she wants to

>buy a share

100 shares