When will crypto go back to bull run... tired of this shit
When will crypto go back to bull run... tired of this shit
Jaxon Gutierrez
Aaron Smith
Well shucks
Carter Bell
Oh hey, a fellow "firefighter"! Did you know that there is a world beyond hosing pink slime out of car wrecks and packaging OD'd corpses up for transport in between polishing trucks and doing dishes at the fire house?
Become a wildland firefighter and you will actually get to see fire, a lot of it actually, maybe too much since we don't wear those bunker suit pussy coverings you guys like so much. And when you aren't basically on fire, you get to blast big fucking highways through pristine forests with a chainsaw! Or smash the shit out of literally everything with a Pulaski like the Incredible Hulk!
You'll have to ditch the slag, probably never see her anyway since you'll be in the woods 3/4 of the year. It's no big deal though, it's super easy to score sluts everywhere you go with a fucking ripped body, especially with the high pressure sales closer of "tonight and tomorrow only" when you get a few days off from being an All American Badass. Can you imagine one of your fat co-workers trying that line? Probably not, but that's what you are going to look like in a few years if you don't STEP IT THE FUCK UP SOLDIER!
Anyways, I'll see you around the fire line, NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
Xavier Harris
nice whore op
Austin Clark
barely fuckable
Bentley White
Thank you
Jeremiah James
What is this pasta from?
Jackson Hall
I don't post pasta, I make it.
Nathan Taylor
Never. Cause the movie ended and all the main characters got the cash and ran away. You're the sucker who got left with the bags.
This is now post credit. You're just going to suffer a life with no gains.
Matthew Perry
>it's super easy to score sluts everywhere you go with a fucking ripped body, especially with the high pressure sales closer of "tonight and tomorrow only" when you get a few days off from being an All American Badass.
This actually happens tho
William Torres
Sure does
Brandon Thomas
I am not larping, I actually am stuck like this and look like my original pic related, down to the big frame, mustache, and patrician hairline.
Josiah Carter
See? I borrowed the Monster from some stupid rookie. Hopefully the image is rotated correctly.
Grayson Wilson
Forgot the damn image.
Nathaniel Barnes
This is bullshit, I rotated it and everything!
Jayden Wood
You a firefighter?
Xavier Hill
nevermind...
You lose your hair in a fire or some shit?
Jace Cox
lol you look like Karl Pilkington
Ryan Perry
Yes. Wildland, NOT structure.
Keep my hair short during the season because showers are sometimes not an option for 14-21+ days.
Ha, I guess you're right! Still have a peninsula of hair in the middle though, but my hardhat is starting to fuck me out of even that.
Tyler Russell
>talkin about that hairline nigga
Luis Baker
You aren't really an adult until your hairline has some personality to it.
Austin Jackson
Would love to see you last a day on the line.
Christopher Watson
In the other thread with her pictures, it was some incel sniveling about making her his girlfriend. And now, you're the guy in the pic.
Uh huh.
Don't you have anything better to do than larp to dumb retards on Jow Forums?
Jayden Powell
You’re actually a faggot. Realise this.
Asher Adams
Soon, fren.
Nathaniel Watson
I don't think either of you have any idea what is going on here. I hijacked OPs boring, no-content thread, had some fun with some pretty cool people, and finally, I get a dim witted response from two whole retards!
I get to go on being me, and you have to go on being you. How does it feel to be the dumb as shit cherry on top of my good time?
Also, post your faces. I want to see who I'm making fun of!
Elijah Myers
>Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington goes Stinky