One of my coworkers lost their phone. I know where it is...

One of my coworkers lost their phone. I know where it is, but I'm not telling her because she doesn't show any interest in me. Is this the right play bros?

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wanna know how i know youre an incel

Where is it

this.

"any interest in you" wtf does that mean? why should she be showing interest in you? i dont really understand your question.

Alpha as fuck nigga!

It depends. Are you a piece of shit?

best move

now put it close to your dick for maximum effectiveness

Op sucking cocks again, nothing to see here goys

And that my friends is why OP is still a virgin

you shouldn't tell her where it is, but only because it's not part of your job description

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You because you stole it, right?

you just say „hi xD“ to her everyday and wonder why she does not fuck you or what?

>autistic paki coworker keeps leaving his phone on the fucking windowpane by the bathroom toilet every fucking day
>he didn't thank me the first time I gave it back to him
>now i just don't give him a heads up at all and smirk as he runs around looking for it
>this happened like 5 times already but he keeps forgetting where he put it

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lmao
FUCKING BASED

>coworkers
son... I am disapointed

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absolutely based!

user works for his parents

give it back jamal

She never gives me any eye contact or flirty smiles. Never approaches to have a conversation.

>wageslave is rebellious
FUCKING BASED

Wear your best Heath Ledger joker shirt tomorrow dude
It will be epic

I can understand why she doesn't show any interest.

Change the contact of her boyfriend or someone she texts a lot to your number and larp

kill her then

Say nothing. If you're as awkward around women as you're coming across, there's a risk she implicitly or explicitly implies that you knew for awhile and that you're a creeper who plays cat and mouse games with women. If you're as bad at lying as you are awkward with women, she will cost you face when people start signalling against you.

Disregard if you are actually autistic and people see you as asexual.

no, kill yourself incel
also go back to r9k with this gay shit, faggot

Give it back Jamal

Just fucking tell her, you passive aggressive faggot.

This manic crazy bitch called me a fat fuck the other day in the ED. While i was inventorying her belongings I came across her brand new IphoneX. If anyone is curious.. it does not survive the emt window punch test.

>not calling in a bomb threat on the phone

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I see what you're saying op, see sounds like a typical narccisitic bitch, fuck her. You don't need to give a shit about her property.

I did that before

Fuck em

That's what they get