/brit/

/brit/ is a Jonathon Bowden and Greg Johnson general

Really miss yikyak

imagine thinking space colonisation was a genuine hope for humanity

There's no joy in my life

Some chap described them as "Progessivism but going at the speed limit"

I'm inclined to agree

idea: club bar but the size of a kit kat chunky

deport all the t*tt*s to bongland

There are still royalists in France? Who has the best claim to the throne?

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Corrrrrrr

This describes the republican party perfectly
In fact they are more likely to go out of their way to signal they aren't racist or insufficiently liberal

i am an epic blobber!

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Right on brother! Heard Greg Johnson interviewed on a BBC radio 4 doc about satiri devi the other day, was very surreal.

Jow Forums is 403'd lads, i need my porn pass

why do dutch people look like british people dressed as chavs ironically

Nothing gets a woman aroused like a hung virgin NEET

It's over

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the bourbon family i reckon
there’s also a descendant of napoléon with a claim
we almost restored the monarchy in 1870 but the proposed king refused the tricolour flag so it didn’t happen

how the fuck was that allowed

>Yeah it's just a shame the tories are left wing too
LOL

I'm a virgin neet, ask me anything.

Going to do thr unemployment ting

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05lxqgl I don't know man it was very strange. The woman journo wasn't even trying to character assassinate him or anything she was just like 'oh what are you like with your naughty views teehee! `

Respect women, not whites

what do Australians think of Germaine Greer?

still can't get away with the number of career minded gym girls who stay with joggies wearing benzo addicted xbox gaming relentless swilling gsce-less neets with huge cocks

youtu.be/DPRVXTytJQ0

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reading about the mexican drug wars of the 70s and 80s
mad stuff

foynt

in order to be successful all a guy needs a big cock

in order to be successful all a girl needs is to get on top of that big cock

Choon mentioned
youtube.com/watch?v=pyRRJz4P7ZE

Anya

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youtube.com/watch?v=wQY-DSfWhFY

>the proposed king refused the tricolour flag so it didn’t happen
based, a great nation like france deserves a better flag

how do i get over my ex

pfm

Why do shitskin women wear that bright red lipstick?
Looks ugly

hi guys im back

how come there’s no international men’s day huh

where’s the money for that TREEEZA

is this a dig at cock mong?

any joggies wearing benzo addicted xbox gaming relentless swilling gsce-less council flat inhabiting big dicked neet man in with a hot and ambitious gf

Really need a haircut but I'm too anxious to leave the house, lads.

who the fuck are you, fuck off

Fuck off you faggot Lmao

I didn't know who she was until I looked her up so I guess we don't think about her at all.

find someone else. it's always worked for me. heals much faster than time

FOY

i am in awe of cock mong (actually don't know who he is but he sounds like someone i would respect)

ALRI, DIEGO

Me irl

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just back from a haircut myself

lucked out and got the barber who takes around 5 seconds to understand I’m a sport who just wants to sit in silence AND he also gives a decent cut

you could be the new modern Proust

need the white flag with gold hermines that was a classy one for sure

hi how's it going

Want to be sedated

I actually just misspelled cokemong but he has a big cock so I suppose it still works (unlike hes cock lol)

i just ask my dad to buzzcut me, sometimes do it alone
ive been balding since 19 so it's not like i have that much to style anyway, sure its not the best but it's the chance someone will comment on my thinning hair in my 20s

cock mongs are essentially gym equipment for their gfs. or medication. they self proscribed as part of their regimen to maintain a healthy lifestyle with their diet, exercise, meditation and working hard

haven't been to lecture toil in a week. professor toilstein will be FUMING once he sees me there today.

I have a small penis

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how do i get xanax

okay im gonna be away for a bit again

don't get stiffies from biscuits sorry

god I can't wait for summer and stripping to my boxers and lying on hampstead heath

What the fuck is a cock mong lol

Women in the it industry find me very attractive

are we taking less than average or? mine is roughly five and a half

have been ultra aroused ever since I started lifting. have had to wank every day to keep my primal urges down.

people who lust after you honestly dont care.

Farewell friend

blog on

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stones?

No one lusts after me

was referring to the prose init
also >biscuits
fuck off

young guys who borderline retarded, like they could get through school without a helper but they have adhd/dyslexia and didnt get (m)any gsces. they struggle to stay in work

but life is still easy for them because of big dick energy

Literally looks like a warehouse

a Madeleine is a biscuit. it's typically harder than a sponge. like if you leave sponge exposed to the air all afternoon

just have a 'friend' who is a girl,
if you stay 'friends' you'll fall in love with each other.

bigger penises are still preferable from an visually stimulating standpoint. youd be hard pressed to find homosexual and straight women that don't get excited at the a thought of a 7 incher, probably more than the 5 equivalent

good post

>3:55
Jow Forums mentioned

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CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

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yeah but ditched the bird

Tried this
She ended up going with Chad

these open offices don't leave many places to hide

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Holy fucking shit I am a cock mong lmao
I've had plenty of relationships and plenty of shags (20 yrs and 16 shags since 17/18)
I would confirm I am borderline retarded and didnt need a helper at school but also struggle to stayi n work. Im at uni but Im a bit better than I was at school.

tell us why la

just making your point emphatic. a big member is an extra, not the main dish

i move fast

Still not sure what this is about, I google it but it just lead to a long article, too long for me to bother reading.