How do I join them? Do I need to visit USA for this?

How do I join them? Do I need to visit USA for this?

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You need a lot of money otherwise they won't even look twice at you.

Why do you want to join that cult, user?
I think this applies only if you want to reach the higher ranks.
If you want to be a basic goon, you shouldn't need that much money.

you either take one of their "tests" in front of a grocery store and get a ticket to show up at an indoctrination event, or you call their number and show up. Baseline entry cost is $50/mo and if you don't give more they'll call your parents and tell them you're gay (and try filing tax returns in your name, causing the IRS to audit you).

it's easy to get in, almost impossible to leave. My dad did some things with them in the mid 80s before I was born, despite him being dead for ten years I still get weekly calls from CoS members looking to recruit. They also tried to claim his estate but couldn't because he explicitly wrote them out. You don't want to deal with these people.

>You don't want to deal with these people.
Soon we´ll have to. Twice I´ve had young preachers from Utah try to recruit me into their cult. The US seems like some alien planet.

>2019
>being a suppresive person

I would unironically would like to put all those faggots to death. FUcking cultist pricks, american bullshit knows no bounds

Scientology is based

>2019
>supporting other cults
>not creating your own cult where you can create a harem of young girls who do everything you desire while hoarding power and wealth

My dream would be to travel to some southern state, impress the locals with high school chemistry and start a cult.

Based religion.

Mormons will at least fuck off if you tell them you're gay or HIV positive. The CoS will just threaten to tell your employer.

I don't see how having a fucking kike attorney show up at a probate court and demand $500k (and threaten us with a lawsuit if he doesn't get it) is "based". These people are scum.

i went into the church of scientology off of times square a few days ago, AMA

Do they have weekly gatherings?

I didn't ask, but i'm sure they do

shut up, SP!
tom cruise told me not to listen to anti-socials like yourself!

have you seen louis theroux's scientology movie?

i think I've seen part of it, yeah. pretty fucked up.

THE SIMPSONS IS STILL ON THE AIR BECAUSE BART'S VOICE ACTOR IS A SCIENTOLOGIST AND SHE DONATES MOST OF HER SALARY TO THEM SO THEY WON'T LET FOX END THE SHOW OR ELSE THEY'LL RELEASE INCRIMINATING PICTURES OF THE NETWORK EXECS' MOMS.

kek

>pretty fucked up.
every bit is fucked up.

except you do, they sell you learning packages, that's all they do, they more you read their material the more you want to buy

Doubt. They're here too so I guess you'll find them in Finland

> impress the locals with high school chemistry

you will be burned as a witch

>joining a cult
is this 1966?

why not? life is short

which is why you shouldnt waste it with something meaningless and dangerous with little payoff

>life is short
exactly

>why not? life is short
it's too short to support a cause that assholes benefit from.
if you are willing to spend $50 why not help a good fellow dying of cancer or other deserving people.

>live long and inside of a tiny box
really, guys?

most everything benefits some asshole somewhere, you can't let that stop you from doing cool stuff

Our earthly bodies don´t last long, but you will live forever if you have faith in the one true God.
Embracing our Lord and savior is not meaningless. You will forever burn in the infernal fires of hell if you don´t repent and change your ways.

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well said

>most everything benefits some asshole somewhere
yeah but helping one non-asshole makes the world a little bit better as opposed to knowingly supporting opportunistic assholes.

May the Lord bless you and protect you.

the guy with cancer likely did something bad to deserve it, so that doesn't escape the cycle

Bless your soul

>the guy with cancer likely did something bad to deserve it
quadriplegics deserved to be the way they are too?
also, i said a good fellow, if a dude was previously a cunt but managed to be a good fellow there's a big chance he tried to atone for the shit he previously did.

well, I can't do anything for a quadraplegic they're 3 quarters dead anyhow. most people with those kinds of illnesses do deserve them though, like AIDs

>AIDs
some kids are born with aids because their parents fucked up or a shitty nurse stabbed them with aids needles, they still deserve that?
remember, if you can devote your life to a pseudo-religion, surely you have time to meet people and understand their situation and extend help.

yes, I don't know their transgressions but its entirely possible it is punishment on their entire house in the case of the child. wicked fruits, etc

sometimes what helps people is for them to experience their fever and their sickness in order to cure them, interfering just hurts them in the end. the best thing for people is often to punish them, you know this

>the best thing for people is often to punish them
i don't think anyone who is born a quadriplegic deserved it.
> you know this
no, you can't expect everyone to follow the same bullshit all the time.

God works in mysterious ways. Embrace Gods love and you shall understand my Pinoy friend.

it isnt bullshit its how cures are effected. if you pick at your scab what happens? it never heals. if you don't discipline a child, it never learns. surely you don't call these things "bullshit"

and don't be so sure those quadraplegics didn't deserve it, I don't know their crimes, but those things usually don't just happen

>and don't be so sure those quadraplegics didn't deserve it, I don't know their crimes, but those things usually don't just happen

Well said my brethren. Only God can know what degenerate and evil thoughts may lurk inside the heads of these quadraplegics.

there is much we don't and cannot know, it's folly to presume too much, especially innocence

>Embrace Gods love and you shall understand my Pinoy friend.
i will embrace the love that doesn't require me to pay inordinate amount of money over the years

>I don't know their crimes, but those things usually don't just happen
>Only God can know what degenerate and evil thoughts may lurk inside the heads of these quadraplegics.

#Justice4Quads

are you suggesting there are effects without causes? if someone has a bad result, it's either for a future good, or a punishment for a prior evil. there's no such thing as someone "randomly" being a quadrapleeg

>i will embrace the love that doesn't require me to pay inordinate amount of money over the years
Surely you wouldn´t doubt to support the saviors of your soul? You help your parents when they get old because they cared for you and loved you. The church takes cares of your soul. You should help them in their struggle.

>it's either for a future good

not being able to live independently
>good
wat?

you're going to have to pray to tom cruise to give me a new set of eyes because it's becoming impossible to see through all this bullshit.
also ask him to kiss Eesti on the forehead for me :3

Wasn't that founded by a science fiction writer? Makes you think kek

Okay, I´m tired of pretending to be a christfag. I hope the burger isn´t being serious.

so you're denying the idea that someone can be punished for a future good? that a criminal, having paid penance can never be redeemed? very interesting, it makes your attempt to get me to help quadraplegics seem almost contradictory if that's your stance, that if someone is one way then it can never be for their benefit

I'm dead serious. this is quite a serious point