/brit/

applying for jobs

need money to fuel my coke habit

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Are are all eternal

All this pain is just an illusion

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cries.... yet walks off the pitch instead of playing on

Would you rather speak French, Russian or Swahili?

are they mutually exclusive

can’t read this as i am posting from my goyphone

POOOOOOOOOOO

dont understand men who have beards - to look manly then take care of their skin - to look feminine/young.
Its confusing my peepee and i dont like it

Dont know what to aspire to lads.

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yeah think so but im an anomaly as im from the shandy drinking south east
get it from my Irish mum

ARBERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

fnench lol

applying for jobs

need money to fuel my cock habit

French would be the most useful/least gay by far

French or Russian

Nowt against 'hili but those two have more interest career implications

lads, there's a brit daddy here on vacation that contacted me on grindr. tips on how to seduce him?

fuck off gimp

small brain: water
big brain: cola
glowing brain: sparkling water

>he replies to the wrong post and deletes it to avoid embarassment

show arsehole please

I think it's used in Scotland aswell.

Swahili
Empire round 2

french probably
would love to be able to speak Russian but I think french would be more useful in learning other European languages and I’d rather live and work in France than Russian

n-no but we're pretty pro white/brit and assimilate well(if that matters)

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Nicola on tipping point right now is really fit

haha look at my character lads!

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you dont delete your mistakes when writing?

>Would you rather speak French, Russian or Swahili?
Yes.

didnt mention how its obviously dyed aswell

oh dear :(

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But french sounds gay

communism works, just need slaves

Sparkling water is absolutely abominable

its honestly cringe how so many young people think socialism is a good alternative

God, she's so fucking ugly. What was that Dutch convert thinking when he knocked her up, not once, but three times?

I would love to read War and Peace in the original Russian
Might learn it just for that reason

no i don’t

Wouldn't put it past her that she killed him on purpose to regain some sympathy to get back into the UK.

Mount & Blade II: Vapourware

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Shagger lads, I have a question for you: do girls generally like it when you play with their bumholes? Like giving it a rub or a lick or a cheeky finger? Also if you have sex at the end of a long day does that area ever smell vaguely like poo?

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the hijab is unflattering

you also need to know some french ;)
her looksmatch is incel

checkmate, rorke!

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sign me up

Those camps must be something else, every one of the American ISIS brides is saying they'd gladly go to prison just to get out of them

he has ass pics on grindr, I think he's a bottom lol

He wasn't exactly one of the finest minds of our time to begin with if you know what I'm saying

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heart of mine - charlotte de witte

no, show your arsehole

where's homealone?

they dont know how it works, i was a leftie.
everyone just regurgitate whatever personality they see on tv that make isolated arguments like "isnt it nice to have less people homeless?" without the underlying implications.
by the time a guy proposes actual socialism, you'd be too far into the righteous morality.

what languages speak you?

don't understand this one can you expand on it

wish your mother had deleted you little freak

Dolphin

Getting the daily Styxhexenhammer666

grow up you vile slug

no
yes

never good the first few times, just focus on deep massaging the cheeks.

>looks match

Cringe

Hello, I am Robbie Williams.

based!

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are u a /fellowintellectual/? what do you watch him for?

english and a bit of french (am trying to become fluent now tho)

i knew you posted here!!!!!

lads remember that catyank is an avatar poster/using a signature

my starcraft (original starcraft btw, back in 2000) was hymenhammer69

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Name 3 skills i need

any sethians in?

Ah so the contrarian has it all figured out
Nice one

Are country people proud of their surnames? In our community your surname is very important and someone insulting someone else by their surname usually results in a fued. It's very weird.

Slayer
Runecrafting
Agility

Quas, Wex and Exort

homealone is probably off shagging countless women in his millionaire home

an apm of 100+ in sc2
wpm speed of 100+
can't think of a third skill you need

contrarian?

Be a minority
Be a woman
Or be a good looking woman

Good lad, watched his videos every day for the last two and a half years

chirpsing
fingering
shagging

wanted to dislike camus nefore i started reading him because i wanted to be edgy and cool but he's become one of my favourite authors

alri invoker. sunstriking noobs from mid was such a laugh

Reckon one of you lads should buy me a fat dominos because i'm brassic

Like, say if I met another traveller that didn't know me he would ask me "what's your surname?". It's like a tribe or a clan. It's a bit mental when you think about it.

gnostic? no, I'm a gnome

He's a few logs short of a woodpile if you get my meaning

right click apm is a sham