/brit/

me not in this picture but maybe a molecule that would become me was

oui (yes)
youtube.com/watch?v=9gnsWamIB4s

Noticed a large amount of runescape posts in /brit/ recently

whomst is this bussy?

suck my arse

very profound

FBI told me they were looking into my Jow Forums tip-off I gave them of a post last night

was planning to have a big 10 hour speedwank tonight but my mum is having a quiet night in so I can't

now I will have to hope she's staying at her boyfriend's tomorrow night but even if that's the case it means I'll be up until ~5AM on the Sunday which means my brain will still be completely fucked come toiltime on Monday

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michael would like it if you'd bend over and spread ur cheeks

sick and tired

Haven't had a nose bleed my entire life. They sound utterly terrifying tho.

gonna celebrate international womans day by having a wank

*uppercuts u*

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sick and working again

lol it's not a big deal mate

Grandad found a whole bottle of mercury under a bridge in the 90s

what was it supposed to be used for

there may be oil
under rockall

cuawwwwwwww

civil war is kicking off boys

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Lucky you though they aren't that bad just quite inconvenient

always bleed all over the fucking place when i deadlift

i gave a statement to police about Mark then he got arrested and prosecuted lol They said I would have to fly to Jersey if he didnt plead guilty so i could testify in court. luckily he did.
did my part in the fight against extremism lads

where are you working now lad
hope you arent dossing on /brit/ on the job

I get them often after a nose picking session.

probably nicked from a school science lab by some cheeky rascals and they didn't know what to do with it so they ditched it and went to pot some windows instead

can't say

A minor Mark Twain character fell between the cracks in the pavement.

youtu.be/Xv4Nw6hXKkk

manager just emailed me about something that I actually didn't work on and is asking where stuff went wrong.

I know the exact person who screwed it up, but he's helped me with other stuff before. Should I name the person to the manager, or just say I wasn't involved..

my entire style is based on johnny depp in the movie blow

just heard that pro leave rebels have stormed parliament and hanged may lads

business idea: field an entire team of transwomen for the england women's rugby team and tell them not to hold back

not asking for your company mate just what you do

If you’re ever here between the hours of 2-4AM, American time, there’s an American poster here who “pretends” to adore ISIS and tells them where he thinks they should attack

I told him illegal but he still didn’t believe it

cover for him
then later you can say "you owe me one" like in a movie

my entire style is based on ryan gosling from the movie drive minus the jacket

all men should have their nuts sliced apart for women's day

what's it about and does it feature scenes with people snorting gear?

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any tights man in?

no

saw some easter egg edition oreos at the store and it turns out the only thing that's different is the shape and how many come in a pack, yet they cost the same as a regular pack

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found out you can pay £5,000 to have dinner with mo farah might have to take him up on that

Imagine getting tackled by a professional rugby player?

Most people on /brit/ would die

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my brother's in prison and my relationship with our mum couldn't be better lads!

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lads whats a good, reasonbly priced whiskey that I can pick up from tesco
blended or single malt I don't know the difference

it would be a quick dinner

quiet friday night for me this like

Oreos are horrible anyways. They get caught in your teeth

you'd die if you snorted this amount of coke

would call the police
and then sue

people like to say most britposters are fat losers but in actual fact most britposters are twink losers

Just done this. Manager yelled at me and then I told the lad he owed me one and him and his chad friend laughed and said "ok buddy"

Speak for yourself mate

i'll never understand druggies, remember a good few house parties that were over at ~4-5am and someone wud start doing lines of coke or pop a bomb of md then

mo farah is clearly on the tech - anyone who thinks he's clean is a moron

cannot wait for him to pop in the future and be stripped of his knighthood and Quorn sponsorship

have some cute girl responding to me almost immediately on tinder and she contributes to the conversation
don't know what her angle is

What do we, as a country, even stand for anymore.

A few years ago we would have let that lady in, protecting her and her child.

But now? Now we leave her to rot in a desert and her child has died

That is on us

it's a bloke

this

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yodelling over this

i can ask him that at dinner innit

proper 12 down asdas

is every slightly masculine looking but in a good way
if it's a tranny I may just fuck him at this point assuming his cock is still there

Eretz-Yisrael

>(((fellow brits)))
that's on her, no one else

imagine picking on someone with liver failure

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it says valid for delivery
dunno if that means it's on special offer if you go down the big tesco
doubt they'll have it at the tesco express

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He's still probably better looking than you, mate.
He's still probably better looking than you, mate.

you mean the dumbass inbred paki who probably isn't actually capable of having children that survive since her previous kids died too

tell him he made a very powerful enemy today

Where'd you get this video of me?

truly radiant, almost godlike visage

is every /brit/ poster this handsome?

He has the appearance of an uncut phallus

Grim as fuck

I'll see if my big tesco has it. Double discount for employees there this weekend so I could use my little brother's to get a cheeky extra 20% off.

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lmao super twink
yellow twink

I've a theory that we're mostly above average and there's something about the form of humor and anonymity that draws socially inept narcissists

every single one of us

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Speak for yourself mate

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hate poor people because i dont want to have to pay for them just because they're poor subhumans

>socially inept narcissists
speak for yourself

lmao

The first one has allegedly shagged more than 10 people and the second one probably has too so I'd hardly call them socially inept. Brush up on your /brit/ lore, n00b

>big tesco
>small tesco

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