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Average north american person edition

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im racist against brown people and proud

brown people aren't real

Hey guys, I spent 138 days in jail and ICE detention. I just wanted to say that I've had a great time.

The first jail sucked because I was put in the hole and was there for 50-something days sharing the cell with a mass murderer.

The second and third jails which had an ICE contract were much nicer.

Americans are really friendly but I've noticed Iraqis and especially Mexicans are very very friendly.

The moment I stepped into the second or last jail i was given all sorts of sweets and shit from mexicans calling me amigo and such

La miga chupa mi verga

I love brown women and the way they feel on my penis

gracias pero no puedo porque tengo una gata en mis pantelones

Mexicans should be permabanned from making threads

brb ordering lube for the fleshlight so i don't injure my pp again

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oh i don't actually speak spanish

Ya yeet
Yeet ya

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that was gibberish

completely understandable

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please refer to the upper right corner

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NOTHING wrong with Stirner

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SPOOKS BE GONE

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coke zero is wearing off and I'm getting sleepy again

>non non biyori movie finally has subs

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I can’t wait for the eventually castizo North American master race

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Brown gf got me sick
Said what she has isn’t contagious

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My brother already has two Castizo kids and I plan on marrying my brown gf

need this in my life rn

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I just want love

Yeah

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so that butt belongs to a guy

Did they think you were snuggling drugs under your foreskin or something?

how do you guys like your greek yogurt?

i like putting blueberry and banana in mine and some agave

wew that's a nice ass

>snuggling
wish I had a gf to do this with

I just eat it basic im not a fancy chef like you or anything just a dumb fat guy

Just granola

>wish I had a gf to do this with
wish i had you

*tackles and snuggles you*

>snuggling
wish I had a bf to do this with

I don't like european flags

shut the FUCK up, """"dane"""

How do you know I don't have a cat in my pants?

Snuggling with the gf got me sick

what's with the danish

I'm more of a Pepsi Max man, myself

I only buy Skyr tbqh

also this

why can't i ever focus on anything

Might skip class today

why am I eating so much

why does my dick hurt

dude, chill

Google completion for "why"

b o t n e t

why does it hurt when i pee

What am I sick with?
I have a headache
Throat hurts
Congested
Feel tired
How long do I have to live bros?

sounds like the common cold

sounds like a cold?

Not possible I told my gf she just has a cold but she said it’s worse than that and since she gave this to me it can’t be a cold

my diagnosis? a cold

I WANT MY HAIRLINE BACK

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same
you're probably not even as bald as me

how is your hairline

imbrace the nudity

saw a very qt short-haired girl at the checkout, tiny tits too
momma mia...

just woke up, frens

good morning sleepy head

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Ohayou

want a redhead gf

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can i get my nutsack colored?
it's weirdly dark compared to the rest of my skin

Don't know, but you shouldn't care, your genitals aren't supposed to be aesthetically pleasing

what did she do that was so bad?

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i've seen plenty of aesthetic genitals and want some aesthetic genitals

criticized the us relationship with apartied state (((((((israel))))))) and dared to question the allegiance of the JEWISH ISRAELI CITIZENS in the US senate.

Reduce your porn consumption, most people don't have aesthetically pleasing cock + balls. Unless its deformed or a micropenis, you have nothing to worry about

i want to be perfect though

The US seems to have this pricing system where the manufacturer says what a product should be sold for in stores, called MSRP, and the actual price it's sold in stores fore, which might be something like 60-70% of the MSRP.

What is the MSRP for? What function does it serve?

Example: rifle manufacturer lists a MSRP of $1,250, it is sold in shops for $800-900.

You can't be. No one can. Just be your best self and you'll be fine.

wtf user

look at these though reddit.com/r/GodPussy/

ICE only reports people guilty of a crime, what was yours?

do you guys realize how many chip companies are owned by pepsico?

we have an extremely autistic kraut footfag that wont leave

I'm not clicking that, just wait it out, this is a phase.

SHIT MUGFUGA NIQQAS BE TRIPPN SHIT WHEREDAWHITEWOMYNATSHITMUFUKIN WHYTE PYPO YO

don't eat chips or soda

do you realize there are basically two conglomerates who sell you chips? Campbells and pesico

I DON'T EAT CHIPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw you will never have a white gf with southern american accent

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Vags are disgusting dicks are better in every way

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Same
Mine didnt recede too much but its thinned and that needs to go back too.

should i watch a movie or mad men

Do you guys realize how many brands are own by one company?

going to send a bomb to google HQ if they dont fix this captcha

why would you like to see a bunch of angry crazy men?

Buy a pass goy, I have 2

What happens if you hit street furniture with a car?

shant, Chang Wu

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gf doesn’t believe that she’s the one who gave me a cold

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