Average north american person edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
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im racist against brown people and proud
brown people aren't real
Hey guys, I spent 138 days in jail and ICE detention. I just wanted to say that I've had a great time.
The first jail sucked because I was put in the hole and was there for 50-something days sharing the cell with a mass murderer.
The second and third jails which had an ICE contract were much nicer.
Americans are really friendly but I've noticed Iraqis and especially Mexicans are very very friendly.
The moment I stepped into the second or last jail i was given all sorts of sweets and shit from mexicans calling me amigo and such
La miga chupa mi verga
I love brown women and the way they feel on my penis
gracias pero no puedo porque tengo una gata en mis pantelones
Mexicans should be permabanned from making threads
brb ordering lube for the fleshlight so i don't injure my pp again
oh i don't actually speak spanish
Ya yeet
Yeet ya
that was gibberish
completely understandable
please refer to the upper right corner
NOTHING wrong with Stirner
SPOOKS BE GONE
coke zero is wearing off and I'm getting sleepy again
>non non biyori movie finally has subs
I can’t wait for the eventually castizo North American master race
Brown gf got me sick
Said what she has isn’t contagious
My brother already has two Castizo kids and I plan on marrying my brown gf
need this in my life rn
I just want love
Yeah
so that butt belongs to a guy
Did they think you were snuggling drugs under your foreskin or something?
how do you guys like your greek yogurt?
i like putting blueberry and banana in mine and some agave
wew that's a nice ass
>snuggling
wish I had a gf to do this with
I just eat it basic im not a fancy chef like you or anything just a dumb fat guy
Just granola
>wish I had a gf to do this with
wish i had you
*tackles and snuggles you*
>snuggling
wish I had a bf to do this with
I don't like european flags
shut the FUCK up, """"dane"""
How do you know I don't have a cat in my pants?
Snuggling with the gf got me sick
what's with the danish
I'm more of a Pepsi Max man, myself
I only buy Skyr tbqh
also this
why can't i ever focus on anything
Might skip class today
why am I eating so much
why does my dick hurt
dude, chill
Google completion for "why"
b o t n e t
why does it hurt when i pee
What am I sick with?
I have a headache
Throat hurts
Congested
Feel tired
How long do I have to live bros?
sounds like the common cold
sounds like a cold?
Not possible I told my gf she just has a cold but she said it’s worse than that and since she gave this to me it can’t be a cold
my diagnosis? a cold
I WANT MY HAIRLINE BACK
same
you're probably not even as bald as me
how is your hairline
imbrace the nudity
saw a very qt short-haired girl at the checkout, tiny tits too
momma mia...
just woke up, frens
good morning sleepy head
Ohayou
want a redhead gf
can i get my nutsack colored?
it's weirdly dark compared to the rest of my skin
Don't know, but you shouldn't care, your genitals aren't supposed to be aesthetically pleasing
what did she do that was so bad?
i've seen plenty of aesthetic genitals and want some aesthetic genitals
criticized the us relationship with apartied state (((((((israel))))))) and dared to question the allegiance of the JEWISH ISRAELI CITIZENS in the US senate.
Reduce your porn consumption, most people don't have aesthetically pleasing cock + balls. Unless its deformed or a micropenis, you have nothing to worry about
i want to be perfect though
The US seems to have this pricing system where the manufacturer says what a product should be sold for in stores, called MSRP, and the actual price it's sold in stores fore, which might be something like 60-70% of the MSRP.
What is the MSRP for? What function does it serve?
Example: rifle manufacturer lists a MSRP of $1,250, it is sold in shops for $800-900.
You can't be. No one can. Just be your best self and you'll be fine.
wtf user
look at these though reddit.com
ICE only reports people guilty of a crime, what was yours?
do you guys realize how many chip companies are owned by pepsico?
we have an extremely autistic kraut footfag that wont leave
I'm not clicking that, just wait it out, this is a phase.
SHIT MUGFUGA NIQQAS BE TRIPPN SHIT WHEREDAWHITEWOMYNATSHITMUFUKIN WHYTE PYPO YO
don't eat chips or soda
do you realize there are basically two conglomerates who sell you chips? Campbells and pesico
I DON'T EAT CHIPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw you will never have a white gf with southern american accent
Vags are disgusting dicks are better in every way
Same
Mine didnt recede too much but its thinned and that needs to go back too.
should i watch a movie or mad men
Do you guys realize how many brands are own by one company?
going to send a bomb to google HQ if they dont fix this captcha
why would you like to see a bunch of angry crazy men?
Buy a pass goy, I have 2
What happens if you hit street furniture with a car?
shant, Chang Wu
gf doesn’t believe that she’s the one who gave me a cold
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