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>i am a retired boomer worth more than half a mil fucking an 18 year old and driving a chromed chrysler and earning thousands a month

I post often here because i am OBSESSED about wagies

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What do you want to know about wagies ?
t. wagies

are you guys aware that there is a life outside of slavery and office depression?

how many times a day you guys think about killing yourselves?

I will never be jealous of a creamy boomer like you

Your youth is slipping from your hands

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unironically I will buy it back.

the 2 secrets are; dont do adult shit and fuck 18 year olds also botox and face creams

I am a young boomer tho (under 33)

Asking because of the chromed chrysler, are you black?

Worse, he’s a slav...

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Feels good helping society as a whole while working on improving myself. Or do you only mean mc d cashiers and excel spreadsheet monkeys?

I'm not depressed, I have a very interesting job actually, I work in a big lab doing advanced r&d. I never think about suicide.
I used to be NEET for 4 months before my security clearance was done, I hated it.

How are you "earning thousands a month" if you're not working and only worth half a million? Is this a consistent income?

family business

no i am not black. i am from EU. here USA black culture is seen as EXTREMELY cool also muscle cars are very very rare. there r more ferraris and lambos than muscle cars here

No one is gonna ask about pure teen love?

>boomer worth only half a mil
How did you manage to fuck that up

Running a business is work. So either you are working, or leeching off your family.

>No one is gonna ask about pure teen love?
Not really. My gf's sister is 18 and I wouldn't want to be with her, way too big mentality difference.

What kind of business does your family run that results in getting thousands a month?

let me explain what pure teen love feels like. lets say you are straight like me....get stoned off your mind and fap to skinny twink gay porn. now imagine cumming high to that but every minute of your life

instead of this you a soulless herpatic roast with 100,000 miles of cock on the clock

Getting stoned out of my mind was pleasant when I was 16, now it's a bit boring you know. I guess that's why you can actually bear with dating a child, being one yourself.

If it suits you that's ok, I prefer dating my wife material gf.

>I prefer dating my wife material gf.

have fun dealing with her exes. of course they are not normal beta males but gang members and gangsters

>have fun dealing with her exes
She has exactly one ex, an actual beta male. I know the guy pretty well.

>I know the guy pretty well.
of course you do cuck

just a heads up; there is 99% that when horny he texts your woman to have a quick fuck no strings attatched

its what all exes do. including me

oh and guess what cuck; she doesnt tell you because otherwise you get angry

BTFO. U CANT RECOVER FROM THIS

>there is 99% that when horny he texts your woman to have a quick fuck no strings attatched
He's got a new gf and doesn't live in the same city.
Honestly I don't know how she could fuck another guy, we already fuck twice or three times a day.

LOOKS LIKE I HIT A NERVE. notice how you are trying to find reasons why they dont still occasionally fuck

>we already fuck twice or three times a day.
you must be so in love you cuck

You sound extremely insecure. Not feeling too proud of your accomplishments, do you?

>you must be so in love
I do, she does too.

I talk from my experience dating multiple roasts

oh boy. loyalty and honor is a man made concept. females dont understand it. remember this when you get cheated on

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Yeah soiboi, I'm pretty sure your 18yo isn't with you for the money and won't cheat on you.

I mean this whole thread in general. You wouldn't feel the need to boost your ego like this if you actually worked for your wealth.
You are worthless and you will forever be.

COPE
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keep working till 67 hahahahahaha