A perfect world

A perfect world

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Finally some fucking peace.

A world where we border our greatest ally AND gain more land is a good world

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I don't want to share a borders with Turkey.

It's allright for a fucking mess

What? You're not bordering Israel

Norway and Sweden will rule the Mediterranean with big boats and cocks

>Albania
Send help.

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>we're still next to turkey
>we're also next to russia
>we're also inside the fucking article circle
just fuck you.

on my way

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we will helq you get back Constantinople

someone finally made a fucking perfect europe map. literally.

i just want to be an island man

That sounds nice but I'm afraid we'd become a fancier Kaliningrad.

No worries, I love you guys, everything will be fine.

I mean we wouldn't have to deal with being invaded no more but then it would be cold as fuck. Screw it all, we'll just kos all clandestines who dare set sail on our sacred seas, just like God intended

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NOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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he's obviously referring to slovenia

gee the weather sure is shit now. also, we're still next to the fucking russians.

>bordering Italy
ok
>still bordering Germany
meh could be worse
>HUGE FUCKING SARDINIA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The Sardinian Empire shall rise. Like Alexander a hero will rise from a nation's backwards province and liberate the world.

Hello we are smol.
Pls call me cute thanks.

>everything is turned upside down
>we still border the same bunch of cocksuckers

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maybe we can work with the sardinians to create the ultimate delicacy: a combination of casu marzu and hákarl.

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how dare you soil the culture of the great Sardinian Imprator

A frozen Aegean, or at least a partly frozen one would be a spectacular sight to see. It would also force all the ferry companies to commission ice breaker ships for the job, making the regular trips we take from island to island far more interesting than they are now.
I really want to see and live this.

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You main cocksucker here, lol

>giant comfy oceanic Corsica

Sign me right the fuck up

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Dear God, not the pasta niggers.