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Fake eyes, fake tits edition

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double digits decide what I ask from the snapchat girl next

Feel so much dread right now. Might drink to take the edge off.

mendacious whore

My sister has eyes like that.

no she doesn't
be quiet

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read siege

DUDE LE PEOPLE WILL LE RISE UP AND LE SAVE THE WHITE RACE

Look around you gullible bastards

Got warned for some reason. I'll say nigger if I want you fucking black bastard.

Try to stop me bitch.

send me her number will ya
big fan of her eyes

>When you're two pints in and you feel it all begin to slip away

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>LE
fuck off back to le reddit

Ever feel like sometimes someone needs to collectively grab women and shake them saying "THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING PRETTY YOU STUPID CUNT"? I get the feeling sometimes unironically and I'm not incel woman hater

thought these were actually decent movies

I liked the previous edition better t b h l a d s

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playing civ VI and listening to drill music

you can all me wigger gamer gimp

strum strum

paki

>no unit stacking
dropped

it's the only time I feel even the slightest hint of happiness

What civ you playing as

Who is th?

It's truly baffling redpills when you see like the daughter of some billionaire is a "model"

The male son will be a climber or some extreme sports guy but the daughter will just be a model, just basically "look pretty" and nothing more - just an object to look at

Really was the redpill on women for me. Even the ones with near endless opportunity and resources still decide to become "models" to look pretty for other women and attention

feel the way i do on an eccy comedown right now, hate it.

thinking about poo again

Drill doesn't seem to have any redeeming features really, just dumb cunts trying to act lile hardmen

hmm
oxford bender

is that computer game better than Civilisation V?

Just played a game of eu3 as France and had a war with england for rightful french land. The war absolutely ruined england. First scotland took over, then they got dismantled by Sweden. Now wales is taking over whatever is left of england. Cornwall is just passive. Tyrone is uniting Ireland. Absolute mess.

got ~200mg codeine water and a few xans for tonight
absolute comfort

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>playing civ VI and listening to drill music
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>you can all me wigger gamer gimp

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>not listening to the original soundtrack
>not listening to Waltzing Matilda on a near endless loop

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For a great many people, male & female, there isn't.

codeine water?

phwoar

If you could just be rich and stay rich as a '''media personality''' by posing on a beach, wouldn't you? Sure nobody will give a shit when you hit the wall but you'll still be set for life unless your coke habit gets too extreme

Sarah McDaniel

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seen them live twice

Where do you lads even get your benzo from?
Weedman or boots

mcdaniel has heterochromia

basado

I hate myself and I want to die

was hoping for 29 (lsd edition), very disappointed

>heh white boy incest baby crackas
>fuggin cracka ass inbred lil white bitches
>*gets in your face and bangs a drum*
>they're not checking their privilege!
>KILL THEM

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cringe when they try to push womens sport

it's international women's day, so here's my censored naked tits on instagram to celebrate female empowerment whilst i promote some tea/protein powder/diet pills.

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Are they real?

they aren't conscious mate

they're genetic programs designed to get impregnated

business idea: women's sport but highly sexualised

it's an implant.

yeah
i CWE'd a full pack of cocodamol. 256mg codeine in total but you lose a bit in the extraction process.

my mate orders it from the dark net for me, i wouldnt trust street xans desu

I am good looking, well built, tall, GSOH, not a virgin freak, don't live at home, have a good job, and I haven't had a gf for over a year

The numbers don't add up

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Life isn’t worth living if you’re unattractive

>Hey kids, want to come to Washington and act like shitheads?

Based

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yeah mate she was born with one gold eye and one turquoise
are they real

>Chelsea Manning: Wikileaks source jailed for refusing to testify

Hahahaha

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feel like pure shit just want him back

don't they have bikini model handegg?

Stunning :heart emoji:

nostalgic as fuck. i remember being 14 and doing major wanks to this.

doing bicep curls between shitposting and forgot which arm i did last

really should use a barbell

I'm on about her tits.

>trannies can't compete because the score is based on whether the ref wants to fuck you

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fantastic post

Thanks for sharing.

a few years ago you could buy codeine linctus off amazon, 600mg per bottle, had many a friday night swigging happily on my bottle

now you can't even buy melatonin

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>The end of us being categorized by appearance

There goes her career

For me it's homemade lesbian porn. Not camgirl shit but actual honest to god amateur women just going at each other for the sheer thrill of it.

>"Another thing that struck me [in the American] was the great influence of the Negro, a psychological influence naturally, not due to the mixing of blood. The emotional way an American expresses himself, especially the way he laughs, can best be studied in the illustrated supplements of the American papers; the inimitable Teddy Roosevelt laugh is found in its primordial form in the American Negro. The peculiar walk with loose joints, or the swinging of the hips so frequently observed in Americans, also comes from the Negro.[3] American music draws its main inspiration from the Negro, and so does the dance. The expression of religious feeling, the revival meetings, the Holy Rollers and other abnormalities are strongly influenced by the Negro. The vivacity of the average American, which shows itself not only at baseball games but quite particularly in his extraordinary love of talking – the ceaseless gabble of American papers is an eloquent example of this – is scarcely to be derived from his Germanic forefathers, but is far more like the chattering of a Negro village. The almost total lack of privacy and the all-devouring mass sociability remind one of primitive life in open huts, where there is complete identity with all members of the tribe."

>-Carl Jung

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posted this absolute tune earlier only to be called a 'gamer gimp'

anyways

this is an absolute anthem of our times

really do hope the world does end on the 23rd of september, would really spice things up

what about tryptophan

Women should be considered second class citizens, only good for housework and child-rearing

Blame it on the Stones, blame it on the Stones
You'll feel so much better knowing you don't stand alone
Join the accusation, save the bleeding nation
Get it off your shoulders, blame it on the Stones

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I can't wait that long.

pig

got any links

links?

lol

Mental how all these tarts think their careers are built on anything but looks. I guess ego gets involved and you assume because you're successful in one thing that must mean you could be successful in anything, sort of like these athletes who think they're all genius businessmen and end up getting robbed blind

how many female rugby or football players can you name?

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so true

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>lesbians
the only way you can explain enjoying these are a) if you're a voyeur (cuckold), or b) an autogynephile

opioids are hands down the best drugs out there

that the guy from the big lebowski?

wtf I love islam now

For me? A womans place is looking after her children, her husband and her home. Nothing wrong with that. Women are much happier this way.

there's that really lanky one that captains the england womens football team

and the sometimes-fit black one that played for chelsea who shares a surname with a male footballer whose name escapes me

oh and there's rachel whatshername

>look at me look at me im a whore
its all so tiresome