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hate it when girls have fuck all in their tinder profile how am i meant to come up with an interesting opener
mental to think this is the last /brit/ ever
wtf that guy who crashed that jet survived. mental.
Want to get drunk but going to a party tomorrow night and don't want to be all tired ffs
Stop posting ugly mexican slags. Post a picture of greggs next time you simple minded wetback cunt.
That's a sad sentiment to hear
if you think a tiger could beat a gorilla in a fight you are a fucking brainlet and need to give your tiny brainlet head a wobble
but what if the tiger had laser beams attached to its head?
ayo treeza wheres da P's you paygon
Reckon taking out a dozen krauts with a Lewis machine gun would be a proper laugh desu
ejecto seato cuz
>live in a time where one wrong click means some sweaty 3rd world euro can get access to your bank account
I reckon it'd be a good match between a bear and a gorilla.
why is amy such a slaggy name
AY
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AY U BE SAYIN DEM CLADDIN TING WAS FLAMMABLE
AY AHH NAH MAN
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who's this B?
having a feel
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brainstar music
>when ngibwee scores for ol ing gur lund
the gf
lads if i, an agnostic white man, married a british muslim girl, would we be killed by her family?
Tiger would wallop a gorilla lad
a short name
given without thought
by uncaring parents
the lower classes should be enslaved
why it's true
it literally could with ease
£30 a g for mandy, that's outrageous
t.brainlet
How do you get in to a consumerist mind set? How do they spend £700+ on a new phone not even a year after they just got one?
drinking morrisons amaretto with a splash of tango
should've flew it towards a field rather than a busy road the daft cunt
no you'd be asked to convert probably
in dire need of a name
yeah haha (dont get this)
"""""asked"""""
Hot take: girls only care about your looks, a witty opener isn't any different from a shit one
if muslims freak out about pictures of mohammed being shown, why are they ok with naming every single kid they have after him?
just seen an absolute brainlet comment on youtube then realised I was reading comments on youtube
report weedman to ofcom
need to see some sweaty jav tits
i would refuse, and i would try to convert my wife to my hedonistic ways
yes?
no u
Are there any recorded events of people from around the world capturing animals and pitching them together to fight?
literally wrong
you looks are most important but a good opener can start a conversation and beyond there if they find you attractive in the first place you've got a chance
never been to a nightclub
no?
>the tiger is a killing machine!!1
reminder of the gorilla’s vastly higher IQ
reminder of the gorilla’s vastly higher strength
reminder of the gorilla’s untested killing potential
lol because naming a baby Henry, Richard, Owain etc is any different?
God gave you life for a reason
well my super hardcore divinity 2 run is over
any armitage shanks man in
They already are and so are you
quick draw janny!
lions and tigers used to get mogged to death by bears every time back in the day
a gorilla would absolutely ravage a tiger no problem
not if the tiger had laser beams attached to its head
go fuck a gorilla if they're so great
mate the demiurge is the problem
don't think your mums working tonight
would like to shag the boyish autistic one
anyone see those tits
would do a citizen arrest on 190cm if I ever met him irl
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one of the most underrated bands there is
my mum loves cats and i'm going to start sending her funny/cute cat videos every day haha
yeah
Search the filename in the archive. I replied to a reply with her name
What about a bear vs a gorilla? I'd put money on the bear myself.
mixture of peer pressure and too much tv
yeah they were pretty nice
heart pounding all the time lads
Considering I am superiorly bigger than you, I would advise against that.
So true.
bros im having some guitar problems
when ever i play a note on any string, 1st and 2nd string and 3rd on some strings, its the same note. Every other note I play has some serious fret buzz. Can i fix it alone or should i bring her into the shop?
Been in a very gay mood lately
tiger would just get his golf clubs out and wack the gorilla
>she listens to billie eilish
mates laughed at me for bringing a bottle of water to the piss up
hydration isn't a laughing matter
anxiety?
on the phone with Tim as we speak. ill fax the solution over to you.
gorilla isn’t stronger lad tiger’s take down bigger things than gorillas for a laugh
someone watched QI
The action is messed up most likely
Look up how to adjust it on YouTube
friendly reminder the ISIS bride has a legal and moral right to be here
London, home
At least it was before I fucked everything up
lads i have a very important announcement to make
cant believe the man who invented spellcheck died
may he rust in piss
yeah
faulty logic, considering a bear would demolish a gorilla too
gorillas aren't smart enough to use weapons so it doesn't matter
a tiger would kill a gorilla in seconds
ngl i used to watch QI but that's neither here nor there, learnt about that little factoid from wikipedia
get that a lot but it's sudden and sporadic.
ill be at my desk and my heart will just go on a mad one for a split second.
what about 10 brock lesnars?
Bears would fuck up just about anything. Polar bears are the apex land predator.
don't care
she's a traitor
she can fuck off
you can fuck off too with your bizarro leftist bullshit
muslims would execute you on the spot for being such a degenerate
has the internet been a net benefit to humans
I feel it's ruined something but not sure what