His country has mandatory conscription

>his country has mandatory conscription

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>Green: Countries that do not have any armed service.
>Blue: Countries that do not have conscription.
>Purple: Countries that have active draft system, but less than 20% of the whole age group (include men or women), or 40% of the whole men age group if only male are conscripted are recruited.
>Orange: Countries where the current government is planning to abolish conscription.
>Red: Countries that have conscription.

Why does Mozambique and Angola?

color blind "people" should be shot

people who share maps without keys should be burned at the stake with everyone of their loved ones

lmao nvm

>look at the map
>study history
>follow international politics

I'm glad we have conscription.

Conscription is b&r though

i finished conscription last week

>South korea
whattt?

because of north korea

It's relatively common knowledge that they have conscription. There was a pretty big news story about the South Korean football team avoiding conscription when they won the Asian Cup.

Thank god my country doesn't have conscription. I'd give up my nationality/citizenship if I have to but I ain't sharing my time and space with other men in a dorm, waking up and sleeping at predetermined hours, preparing myself for a war that may or may not happen because I ain't about taht life.

*Asian Games

Wtf Switzerland and Austria?

In practice conscription is not a thing here. Otherwise I'd have left long ago

Yeah they apparently treat their draftees pretty badly.

It's comfy to know that if shit hits the fan you have a plan to fall back to, something to stand your ground with. You don't deserve the land under you feet if you're not both willing and capable to defend it.

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just fuck off redneck.

id rather suck on vadims balls than eus.

>his country has mandatory tv licence

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It's almost as if they border an autistic, militaristic dictatorship that is constantly threatening to nuke them

Good for you. Although I'm afraid that Uncle Vladimir has a special plan for you homosexuals.

did you know that the average moscovite actually makes more (compared to purchasing power) than people outside of helsinki.
equal to 10k usd more.

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No one deserves the land under their feet. It's just a piece of mud. Stop romanticizing it. When shit hits the fan, it's everyone for him and herself.

The UK's TV licence is optional though (unlike other countries like Germany)

If that was the only reason then Mexico would also have conscription

Has the US ever, even one single time, threatened to nuke Mexico? I must have slept through that shit.

girls can skip it if they want. which is ironic considering how much they want gender equality

HOLY SHIT BTFO EPIC SYTLE!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

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You have to go back.

god bless america

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How's Olgino this time of year?

No. Russia is a shithole. All you Russians are thieves and murderers. Maduro and his pals make more money too than rural westerners but it makes no difference to that fact that it's a communist shithole.

There are plenty of people who make more than I do, there are also plenty of people who make less than I do. What's the point you're trying to make here?

It was obvious from your first post that you don't deserve shit. I'm just saying in case you'd have a change of heart or decide to grow up one day. Look where your monkey "each for themselves" attitude has got you, you're genociding yourselves just to get a wood shaving with a print on it from abroad, from somewhere where they value what they have. I wish the best to you.

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>serving his country
KEKED

Go back to your side of the border.

You’re a fucking retard who thinks fighting for political special interest groups means protecting your family. You would make a good American.

We fight to keep the world free of tyranny. You're welcome.

youre just a bunch of cucked fucking soygoblins fantasizing about some imaginary war against russians.

I just dont understand how can you sympathize more with being a fucking cuck than dimitri living next door.

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Fuck off you statist bootlicking cunt.

I'm not even Mexican lmao
You're just coping. It's not even about everyone for themselves, I wrote that wrong. It's more apathy than anything else. People have better shit to do with their lives. If you think people support universal healthcare because "muh countrymen can enjoy the benefits too" then you're wrong; it's because it's cheaper. We don't "deserve" the land under our feet and the land doesn't "deserve" us. The worst part of it all is that somehow you feel some kind of obligation to ONLY a certain part of land defined by IMAGINARY borders. fucking lol

c-pabers pls

No. That's not what I said nor what I believe.

You will be returned very humanly assuming AIDS doesn't fuck you up first.

Everything that comes from Russia is shit except piss.

Keep on proxying, gutless commie igors.

>posting shopped maps
Why?

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It's about more than the land uder your feet you dingus. It's about taking care about the people around you and expecting them to return the favor to survive and thrive as a species. Your individualism is just a sorry excuse you've made for yourself so you can refrain from contributing to the common good. Not taking care of your community only makes you a bad person, if the community wasn't there to give you shelter regardless, you'd been dead for a long time already.

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>conscriptugal

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Imagine being this clueless. The entire reason for the tensions in the region is because of the bullshit war between the Americans and the Soviets.

I dodged draft by spending 10 days in asylum

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>not editing out New Zealand
Poor effort, Bruce

I knew a Lithuanian guy at work and he said his friend dodged conscription by breaking his own finger.

do you honestly think that everyone should be this redneck warmongerer like you.

feels fuking npc to start hating the russians just because we are told so by the society and hillbillys like you.

Only cucks like you feel threatened when someone is capable to defend themselves. Its a defence force, not an offensive one. It's only purpose is to server as a national defence against possible foreign attacks (hopefully needlessly so). Theres nothing warmongering about a defence force. Not having one would be an open invitation for anyone to invade the land though. Isn't that something you'd prefer though, proxy-Igor?

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We may not actually have a draft, but all men have to register for it.

well id rather spent my tax dollars on feeding some ethiopian family than some fancy new toys for the next 30 years.

that will only win you some time, by going to asylum I am now fully immune from all kind of wars or military exercises

>Y-you are a proxy!
Nope, I just think military wanna be tough guys are retarded.

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Actually, anyone that pays taxes contributes to the common good whether they want to or not. Mostly it's because people don't wanna go to jail for not doing so. That money is used for a lot of things that I'm not going to get into because I'm pretty sure you already know. People that work are contributing to the economy, people that spend are also contributing to the economy, etc etc.
Unless you're a social hermit living in the wilderness, you are contributing to the greater good whether you realize it or not.
Fair enough if you wanna spend your time preparing for a war that may never happen, it's your life. I'm sure you get paid well enough. But like I've said before, it's not so much entering the military/defense force as much as it is feeling some sense of obligation or pride over a piece of land defined by imaginary boundaries. Doesn't matter how you channel that pride, army is just one aspect of that.
So yeah, your argument about individuality being non conducive to development of humans as a species is wrong. My original point was that I do not consider keeping my citizenship worth the effort in joining the military, not even for a year nor do I have the motivation and patriotism to do so. But I get where you are coming from. Maybe not you specifically, but a lot of people spend their lives in one country, growing up with the idea that their country is the "best", needs to be protected, muh culture and all that jazz. It's tragic but what can ya do

Move to Ethiopia then. Nobody is forcing you to stay here.

Yes of course, that is why Russia invaded Iceland already right? Stupid NATO cocksucking Finn...

>he served in his country's military

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get a fucking job.

...........
Fucking based

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it's fun tho

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in my honest defence. Im not against voluntarily conscription, but im against getting new shit for the military.
we can feed so much more niggers and arab families in need with that money.
or give them away to some eu country in need. or give the lazy junkie neetbuxes more free money.

or the old people, that the younger generations are supposed to feed just because they spent their taxmoneys for their current shit.

a few years ago Germany still had mandatory conscription

when I had to take a test to see if I am fit to be drafted I spent the night before drinking alcohol and lots of coffee and not sleeping,
when I showed up I made an effort be a retard (for example pretending that I can't stand straight when they tried to measure how tall I am) and answered all questions like "umm ahh... I don't know" except for questions about drugs. I answered that I take drugs.

worked great, after a few minutes they told me I can go home before the test even finished

All NEETs should be forced into the military if they can't get a job after 2 years. Not only will it stop them from being a leech on taxpayer's money, it will help them develop life skills and make them more employable.

god please make usa green and china red

*moves to another schengen country every 1 year and 11 months*

Finnish conscription isn't a career. It only lasts for about half a year to a full year for most. You're not really paid in any meaningful way to go through with it, you get some minuscule compensation which is most often just enough to get you a cup of coffee with a bun on the side every now and then. Again, here at least it's a defence force, not an offensive one. Because the training is short, it only focuses on teaching everyone the basics on how to stand their ground in case it's ever needed. I stand by my argument of individuality as a philosophy being counterproductive to the species as a whole, like you said, you with your individualist mindset are forced to contribute to society in the shape of taxes etc., with your mindset you wouldn't do it if you didn't have to, so given the opprtunity you'd rather degenerate your surroundings. The conscription here also teaches you the importance of your fellow countrymen, not as citizen of the same nation, but as people who share your burdens and achievements and who rely on you like you rely on them. I can totally aggree with you on your few last lines though, living your life in one country only and thinking it's the best one ever and muh culture etc. all that jazz is just idiotic and indeed, tragic. I'll happily aggree to disaggree with you.

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you blind or something

The EU military will force you to enlist no matter which Schengen country you decide to live in :^)

Why would you want to feed niggers and arabs?

>it's a defence force, not an offensive one

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idi nahui, diasporafag

where do you think finland is planning imvading to?

you got me, im not even working at the moment.

It's in the name;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Defence_Forces

i was implying it's soy to have a military but not planning to attack other countries

if i was implying it was actually not defensive i would have posted a brainlet

wtf i thought finns know memes?

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Military service is literally just being a janitor without pay for a whole year.

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I wish we had it.

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Agree to disagree but there is something you have wrong.
>with your mindset you wouldn't do it if you didn't have to
First of all, I don't think individualism is possible in today's day and age. You can adopt aspects of it, but can never be one. I have merely told you the way of thinking of A LOT of people. Secondly, I pay taxes and I make sure 15% of my monthly paycheck goes to RELIABLE charities. I am also in the process of opening a manufacturing plant for rainwater harvesting systems and have plans to expand that to other countries/regions. I know this sounds very arrogant but this isn't supposed to be some self praise for which I want pats on the back. I do this not because I'm forced to but because I WANT to. I don't see anyone as my countrymen nor do I have any interest of giving out preferential treatment based on something as arbitrary as common citizenship/nationality, only humans that need help.

You seem like a sound guy. My problem is with people who do the things they do out of patriotism (or nationalism) for a piece of land defined by imaginary lines. Why? Because I see patriotism/nationalism the same as religion. You're not helping a cause, people, a community out of the inner goodness of your heart, you're helping a certain group of people (while neglecting millions of others) because you've been indoctrinated. It's like religious morons not killing or sinning or what have you, not because they know it's wrong, but because GOD says so.
>The conscription here also teaches you the importance of your fellow countrymen, not as citizen of the same nation, but as people who share your burdens and achievements and who rely on you like you rely on them.
And this is what it should be. Unfortunately, it needs to be taught outside the conscription too, in the world. You feel me?

But the worst that'll happen if you don't is you cant get welfare or student loans

The world would be communist right now if everybody here shared your mindset

who else /skippedconscription/ here

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ah yes, the customary american screeching at any hint of muh gommunism

If everyone in the world share same or similar ideology, it will work no matter what ideology it is.
Similar mindset mean less conflict.

Totally feel you. I guess there's some environmental bias in play here as well, harsh climates force you to rely on your community more so than you'd probably have to in a more pleasing environment. It's about the survival of the fittest by default but no man is fit to survive long winters by themselves, not long enough to build anything that'd outlast himself at least. You seem like a sound guy too and I can see why your mindset could be more optimal in your circumstances than mine would, but I still believe this "indoctrination" is best fit here, where people need to be able to rely on eachother.

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It's amazing how americans manage to relate everything with communism

Do you hate personal freedoms? Do you want to be assigned a shitty job for the rest of your life and then get paid in bare necessities instead of money? If you didn't like it then you would go to the gulag with all of the other independent thinking people. Everything would be shit because there's no advancement in your work, just working until you die and humans aren't happy unless they meet goals and progress. There would be no luxury items in this world either.

lmao made me laugh like a retard, reminds of an old movie I saw long ago with my dad, can't remember its name but those were good times.