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unironcally had my p in a v more times than ive kissed a girl with my tongue

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Nobody blogpost, Homealone will go feral

I don’t tell people, ‘You’re okay the way that you are.’ That’s not the right story. The right story is ‘You’reway lessthan you could be.’ Jordan "King of free speech" Peterson

haha if you insist

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why are sco*sers so incredibly subhuman

New poster. First day. Name's Ross.

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I’m ashamed at the stupidity of my fellow Irish posters, it’s really embarassing

lol i've kissed 50+ different girls but only fucked 3 lol

>millionaire landlord
>claims to be neurotypical
>can't get a gf

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I find them quite similar to Hamburgers.

Got a Brythonic-Saxon phenotype

having a nervous breakdown

>/brit/ watching two Irish posters fight

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and 5 until suicide

Landlordism should be abolished and purporters of bourgeois concepts such as ‘private property’ that further the exploitation of the proletarian class should be dealt with swiftly and brutally.

he's so short his height is measured negatively

She German or Austrian?

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Think I hate Liverpool more than any other part of England. Whiny little rats who act like scum then cry when nobody likes them.

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leave him alone
he's pure

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Strongest animals:
1. Elephant
2. Rhino
3. Hippo
4. Polar Bear
5. Grizzly Bear
6. Walrus
7. Tiger
8. Lions
9. Giraffe
10. Bison/Musk Ox
11. Gorilla
12. Gators/Crocs
13. Rams
14. Ostrich
15. Wolves

it's the end we all deserve

god (s)he's so peng

*yaaaaaaaawn*

is listening to music everyday overly stimulating?

She's BLACKED either way

absolutely based
he was right about basically everything

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This boy makes my pp hard

i don't claim to be neurotypical wtf

The absolute state of f*nnish "men"

fucking love that codeine itch

muaahaha the french...

Once shagged a lass
Been a while tho 2bh

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The so-called match who won’t respond

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I desire a matron endowed with a hefty, plump bust matched with a curvaceous figure and a corpulent derriere.

going to have a shave.... AT NIGHT?? bizarro

don't understand how faggots exist quite frankly

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dieu et mon droit

love proper tarts like this

>fag
>autism

fuck back to america, you don't have my permission to use 'lad' in a sentence

Where is her jaw?

Tfw no /med/ /hilo/ /mena/ gf

why cant you like both?

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would blow a load on his face

lying in bed with a bottle of grey goose

This guy just won a $273million lotto on Wednesday and his ex-wife called him Tbursday and said she's taking him back to court

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He isn't at all pure. He's a narcissist who takes hormone blockers to look 'cute' and spends the majority of his time learning makeup and photoshop as opposed to becoming a better human being. I'm all for the freedom to do what you want so good for him if he's happy but don't put him on a pedestal. As soon as he loses the baby face his life is over

“Can you no longer see a road to freedom? It's right in front of you. You need only turn over your wrists.”

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Impeccable bosom

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same reason schizophrenics exist

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CROWD GOING APE SHIT?

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God I wish that were me

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this post would have been better if you just ostracized him like any other normal human being
he's a fucking freak, same as the gimp posting those webms

pfft haha just silly at that point

People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things – even tragedy – with a sense of irony. There’s some truth in it; it’s pretty stupid of them, though. Humor won’t save you; it doesn’t really do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn’t matter how brave you are, how reserved, or how much you’ve developed a sense of humor, you still end up with your heart broken. That’s when you stop laughing. In the end there’s just the cold, the silence and the loneliness. In the end, there’s only death.

He needs a firm hand to guide him. Preferably mine, around his cock.

A L I M O N E Y

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twitter.com/DrJaninaRamirez/status/1102723765358731265

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skribbl.io/?WGyyXyOww8
join lads

Don't undestand why she won't respond. She has the exact same face as any slag you'll see on a friday night.

the English are just island germans you're the same as them

The British and as a result, Irish, approach everything with a veil of irony. Fuck all sincerity in most things we say and do now.

got abba on skribblio happy as

Why is she sucking her rodents penis?

fucking stoics

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Why do poor people buy non-rechargeable batteries?

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does it matter? I wish I was the rodent

retarded drunk paddy

Anyone actually going to buy a porn pass?

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>the English are just island germans you're the same as them

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What’s the most sincere you’ve ever been lads?

GORILLA IS A TOP 5 POWER ANIMAL WTF HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GORILLA?
DEM NIGGAS BIG AF AND THEY GOT BRAINS?

OH SHIT A HEAR ME CLIMB TREE THROW BIG ROCK AIR SUPLEX KILL BEAR

of fucking course not
you can't "ban" porn, they had no idea how the internet works

guessing you dont torrent lad

the Anglo is the slave of the jew

this
but it will impress the boomers for a year or so

Virgin

SCENES

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what’s your snap score lads

>LITERALLY a porn loicence

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fucking hell

Half witted inebriated kraut

>his telly licence is mandatory and included in tax
wind you neck in hans, you're not better

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Can’t, wan’t and shan’t