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I'm in an uber, AMA

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Whats the worst person you've ever given a ride?

I'm the passenger

Oh shit, read that as "I'm an uber"

Well... Is your driver hot?

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Forgot my wallet at home lol

Might become an Uber driver

>giving women and non whites the right to vote
Who was the genius who came up with this?

He's a middle age Chinese man. I'm back home now though.

Where the FUCK is everyone

/cum/ is ded

drumpf...

If Finland suddenly all converted to Islam and declared a caliphate, I would support it, even if Muslims in the past had little to no connection with the area.

Finland is kinda stupid. Pove me wrong.

being normies on a friday night

love finland
am finnish so it makes sense

Ritz crackers and hummus is a great snack.
You guys should try it!

oreo milkshake

gfs too Americanized to call me papi

I love her

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I told people about this old timey saloon restaurant and told them it was historic and they came back and said it wasn't and was made in 2005

Oh well

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haha cock and ball torture

>tfw 2019 and I still haven't acquired a cute bf

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PKK edition

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Dead. Also cammy

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gfs dad still calls me gringo

MOUNTAIN DEW GAME BLAST!!!! has been out for years in sweden, this is the first time i ever try it and i want to throw up

absolute shit soda, pepsi company goes bankrupt inshallah

Just realised the extent of the cum stains on my towel

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How do i know if i have ADD?

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Drink monster ultra zero while you play your grand strategy games

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What?

What?

milk

What?

>MOUNTAIN DEW GAME BLAST
Never heard of it I've only heard of baja blast from taco bell

How do i know if i have ADD?

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>drop open bag of drug into lap
>20mg or so spills onto my jeans, unrecoverable

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have cummed, frens

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what drugs?

4-aco-dpt

mashallah

gfs cat is autistic
It doesn’t understand that meowing and hissing aren’t the same thing

Anyone else american itt?

No my nationality is Russian

My cat is autistic it hates closed doors and it wails and scratches the doors if you dare use the bathroom without the door open

Is this true?

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have you seen 4 lions?

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love this song!

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yes.

Gfs Muslim friend apparently got pregnant
Looks like she’s not going back to Saudi anytime soon

Everyone pray for Safiya

show em what ya got

almost done with season 9

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She's not pregnant she has a bomb on her belly and is waiting for everyone to get usted yo her being "pregnant" so she can alluakbar the shit out of everyone one day

fugging weirdo

Little nigger in your anus!

...

kys bigot

srsly. wats his problem?

Why have the captchas been so annoying lately?

its only for you

But why me? What have I done to deserve this?

he's a cuckold, he also posts that mexican with acne

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What?

>talking to friend
>get nervous and tell him I have to leave
I'm losing my social skills, guys.

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AGHHHHH THAT'S MY LEAST FAVORITE THREAD AND NOW SOME FUCKING LEAF REPOSTS THEM

I think I came up with a business idea
but i'm not going to tell any of you

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slowest day on /cum/ ever.

Yes, it was us

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thats a cool flag ngl

probably gonna get banned now bye

jannies are sleeping rn

would report you but im sure the nsa already has you tapped

Does this really make you think?

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Just ate a bunch of meatballs
Finna go work out now

really want suck someone's nipples

>livepd and police chase in compton on at the same time
AAAAAAAA

gf is coming over and said she’s stressed guess I’m gonna put my workout off for a few hours

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I can't stop watching this stupid show

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ped

awful thread

If you're not supposed to clean your ears out with earwax then what are you supposed to do?

>earwax
Q-tips sorry

Flip the fucking ladder, stupid asshole.
No wonder the artist is lamenting not having that degree. She is a fucking moron. Only a woman would be so dumb.
>hurr lemme climb up duh sharp side

Fingers

Not using q-tips is a bunch of fucking bullshit. These jew doctors want you to use warm water. If you do that you'll get an ear infection, then have to do to another jew doctor

>doesn't understand art
wasted trips.

>warm water
Am I supposed to shake it out in the shower

you don't need to clean your ears
this is just like picking your nose when you aren't needing to blow it into a tissue

Actually some people do, as they build up solid plugs in their ears

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Stupid artist
Stupid oversight
Shallow message

I want to kill myself

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doubt it
i pick me ears because it feels satisfying, an addictive habit
i cannot know about a build-up because i have never experienced a build-up, and that goes for most people