/brit/
any good discord servers?
how do i get started?
help
hot as fuck
*talks a walk*
play mmos and get invited to guilds and go on class discord servers and shit
Is this porn ban thing actually happening? Will all porn sites be blocked?M
it's a not a content site like chon or rebbit, no point in browsing random servers
i think im finally broken lads
literally have nothing to look forward to in day to day life
i thought i hit my bottom years ago but i might actually have hit my bottom now
only way is up now :)
sent a tip to the north east bc crime stoppers about emmetts paramilitary training
this is how people who feel like they're "winning" an exchange act, i can assure you
Jow Forumsselfimprovement helped me a lot
based
yes
Jow Forums will be gone until you buy ur porn pass
why is /brit/ so handsome
sure you did pal
talking shit on the internet and nothing to show for it except for an airsoft gun, a fat pudgy face, and neo-nazi larp. overdose on your meds, emmett.
>sure you did pal
Stop making these threads, You're Mexican not Brit!
>meme meme meme
I really don't talk shit chang
but somehow for whatever reason you come in here, act like the spastic virgin you are, and proceed to get your ass fucked in front of everyone. time and time again.
you seethe with such genuine anger over some guy you don't know at all. its insane.
what's wrong with roos?
emmutt quite literally always on the ropes when he's here
do you know where Beto is?
Literally everyone in this general laughs at you on a daily basis
Stop trying to flirt with me you fucking yank nonce.
you're a 33 year old virgin with bipolar II, man
you were born on the fucking ropes
emmett, if you re-read the drivel you just posted, you'll find that you actually just described yourself. so go ahead and push your prolapse back in your fucked arse and leave /brit/ forever, k babe?
What is this fucking nigger McDonalds ad? All the interviewees are blacks and pakis
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.....
]]]]]]] 60% complete.....
] 99% complete.....
ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again
If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ
they just do things like that sometimes
oi lids
woss appnin eah den ye
good point
when i first started posting in /brit/ if a johnny foreigner made a thread people would get pissed and move to a /brit/ thread made by a bright
now days people are so relaxed around here that they post in a mexican's threads all the time. the fucks up with that? do the zoomer /brit/ posters not care about tradition?
You fling your gamer incel banter and me all day and I just kind of ignore it and or dominate you if i'm feeling in the mood to do so.
nothing more, nothing less. if i replied to every orbiter i'd never have time to do anything else
>everyone I don't like is catyank
state of emmutt's blood pressure
>y-y-you guys please validate muh bad feelie-feels and call him a meanie along with me
Fucking pathetic, you can tell these were the people who where bullied.
yanks used to be told to fuck off as well
now here we are
chang, you're a virgin. you are nothing. you have nothing.
all you have is orbiting me. you're a failure as a man and a human being.
what's the tl;dr of this emmutt guy, lids
i'm actually 30 and bipolar 1
>12 hours ago
"heh yeah im not going to drink tonight or this weekend at all. going to get healthy so i can have energy and achieve all of my goals in life."
>now
"fuck im not drunk enough yet"
>"v-v-v-irgin ch-ch-ang!!"
anything else to say, pudgy face?
rude
ever seen one out in the wild?
>posting yourself on the internet
s m h when will they learn
Mentally ill Canadian who posts here. Started before last summer where he would spam the thread with weird garbage and then after about 6 months he started actually engaging and replying to people with these bizarre tirades
fat fuck who everyone hates yet he still shows up here for some reason
stop giving the retard attention
lets not even talk about that dark part of /brit/'s past.
see how you attempt to emulate me with the insults you throw back?
I say "fuck your ass" you say "prolapsed anus"
i use mocking stutter text, you use mocking stutter text.
Are you aware of this? You realize your subconscious envy and desire to be like me shines through, right?
youtube.com
what are your some of your favorite teeth shattering songs to listen to on ecstasy lads
i sure did
International women’s day feels really disingenuous
Having a pint down at the Ye Olde Knob And Two Bollocks Inn.
I'm sure you did.
If I could have anything in the world for free I wouldn't share it with anyone else but me
yes emmett, everyone wants to be a fat fuck larping neo-nazi banging out posts on /brit/ 18 hours a day like it's their fucking job. great deduction skills.
anyone interested in dating me ?
*posts a picture of Poleaboo*
WOMYN
he did
I'm not drunk at all that's the issue that's why I'm killing time going back and forth with you faggots for the first time in a while
You'd be surprised.
Meanwhile, nobody wants to be a chinese virgin.
think ive got PSSD
how should i go about fixing this?
talk to my GP?
i sure did didnt i
Any homemade lesbian porn man in?
of course
thousands
>12 weeks later after posting every day
"i swear i never post here"
I'm sure he did.
mental illness is a meme
just decide that you don't have it, bro
(this is not a bait/meme post)
>anyone interested in dating me ?
Yeah I'm really gonna lose sleep over it.
any home made POV porn man in???
did they beat you up?
compared to a lot of people here i really don't maaaaan hahaha
fuckin kill yourself you orbiter jesus h christ
unironically not that bad looking
baaased
wow thats sad sleep is important you know
youtube.com
here we gooooo
emmett btfo
lads this isn't related to british culture but if you want to step into bizarro internet visit lipstickalley
it's a bunch of afro american women from all ages being extremely racist and non pc, talking pol equivalent whities are all ugly (including models) jews are all greedy dicklets, asians are insects, most males are apes etc, didn't realise afro american women are that mean spirited
wow dats sad sweep is impowtant u know
usually not but sometimes the males will charge you
hello kike
the femoid is the jew's main instrument of power
i know for a fact that the globalists are travelling back in time to prevent me from getting laid because they know this is like a Terminator situation. my off-spring will be john connor tier. my seed is dangerous
why are you repeating what i said to you back to me like that?
Wow you really #owned him there
based and redpilled
consumerism/materialism to be exact, but femoids are a plague too
reckon that's what you sound like
what's your experience with afro american ladies
can you get in their pouches?
skippy, skippy
skippy the bush kangaroo
SCREAMING
hey, hop off my balls.
based
bonus points if you think you wrote a detailed diary of your past sometime in the future, and a shadow organization got hold of it and is mocking you in present day cos you think you're so edgy and mysterious but they know exactly what's going on in your life right now
women have no power over me
the virgin emmett vs the chad Bruce
was really tired and fell asleep at like 11pm
thought I might get some good rest
guess what happened? just woke back up and now wide awake and can't get back to sleep. Really, really annoyed
oh okay well i dont