Are we the only ones on this board who speak broken English?

Are we the only ones on this board who speak broken English?
Or other country's posters also form English sentences unnaturally like us? (I can't tell, obviously)

So I would like to see Jow Forums power rankings of English fluency by countries rated by native speakers, if they bother to.

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Vietnamese posters are much worse than Japanese.

The French are a lot worse than other Europeans. They refuse to learn English out of arrogance.

I caught some italian and russian posters speak broken english as well

>Are we the only ones on this board who speak broken English?
Not at all but it is pretty annoying how you Americans continue this butchery of the English language. Either learn English or stick to Spanish.

i write some weird shit sometimes.

Do you love Japan?

everyone rabu japan, relax.

>how you Americans continue this butchery of the English language.
?
Could you please write in simple English, sorry.

kek

i think he's talking about americans typing like retards.

1. Mastery - clearly command the language and can express subtlety, nuance, puns, and other artistry that may be lost on those without a native tongue (leading even those in category 2, below, to mistakenly think themselves at the same level as the natives). They understand all of the rules of English grammar and can bend them for effect
>Anglo countries (UK foremost, and barring Quebec)

2. Advanced fluency - can express all thoughts and sentiments in English, and even drop a ten cent word or two without misusing it, though there may be some imprecision in conveying difficult conceptual topics
>Dutch (basically pseudo-anglos)
>Scandinavia (when they bother to leave their general threads)

3. Functional fluency - can express functional concepts and speak of tangible things, though their grammar is imperfect and abstract discussion is a bit rough around the edges
>Germany

4. Intermediate Grasp - although they are capable of address all topics and comments to some degree, their non-mastery of the language is plain to see
>France
>Italy
>South America

5. Beginner Grasp - *unzips anus*
>Japan

you won't say we are the [[6]], will you?

I put you squarely in category 4, along the likes of France. I haven't noticed anything especially offensive about Brazilian posts.

I not speak English proper proper also. :(

Oh, I see, like rappers slangs and memes right?

wtf, i don't know, australians always type some weird shit like that.

You are adorable

ikr, the way he was so polite in was so cute.

最近の日本人のひ弱さを絵にかいたような奴だなお前は・・・・。この先の日本が心配だ。

I've also seen strange English from
>guineas
>vatniks
>koreans
>hues
>pajeets (theirs is usually pretty polished but I've seen some bad ones)
>krauts
>kebabs
>literally every kazakh i've seen types like borat

He's saying you are a American English teacher in Japan and that Americans can't speak English properly.

mean

おじいちゃんお口臭い

>like us
like you? Nobody.

East Asians in general have a hard time expressing themselves in English, which is understandable considering how different our languages are.

Russians generally speak English in a very unique way too. Not necessarily bad like East Asians. Most Russians on here are perfectly fine at English, but their word choice and humour can be very odd.

Greeks and Germans also speak English quite strangely desu.

いいか よく考えろお前みたいなHerbivoresでSoyな日本人が増殖して今の日本は完全に自由に外国種に乗っ取られようとしている。 お前みたいなのは絶滅したほうがいい。でなきゃ将来、日本そのものがなくなる。

OPが外国人に英語のランク付けをお願いしてるところが情けないということ?

>OPが外国人に英語のランク付けをお願いしてるところが情けないということ?

こういっている時点で、日本語ですら読み取る力がすでに女々しい。

なんでもかんでも偉そうにケチつけんなや。チンポコひきぬいたるで!?!

Let gaijin join the conversation

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お前には鼻っから無理だよ。

I fucking hate yanks pretending to be japs, I can smell their % from here.

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Dimentica Giappone, fratello

This nigga rite here be speakin fluent American homie

An angry Japanese poster is claiming that OP is herbivores and soy and people like him is increasing and that lets Japan being taken over by foreigners therefore OP and the likes should be extinct or Japan will vanish in the future.

Based.

Do you... love Japan?

do you?

Not really after dealing with japposters on Jow Forums.

I love Japan but you can only "rub" Japan lmaloo

>le Germany is bad at everything meme xD

this is why everyone hates Canada

Yes I do.

I don't think OP's observation deserves such a hostile response

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japanese girls are so cute

What did we do to you?

Rub my Japan pole, friend.

>rub
wtf

Being so hostile towards my korean friends for no reason.

Pro tip: he's some Greek diner monkey shitposting from one of those shitty neighborhoods in the outskirts of Toronto that effectively serve as ethic ghettos for immigrants from lesser Euro countries

I agree with you. .

How japan poster should be and you would love japan?

What about us?!

あんないちいち細かいイチャモンつけてくるウンカス野郎のチンポなんかどうせ皮カムリのカリ無し激臭ポークビッツやからそもそも握る部分もない粗チンや(笑)

Ahh I see then fuck off desu

Surpriseingly "Samguk Sagi" the korean oldest histrical record is saying one of the king of silla korea is Japanese.

Even here is wiki page about it too.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tal
hae_of_Silla

Talhae of Silla (?–80, r. 57–80) was the fourth king of Silla, one of the Three Kingdoms of Korea. He is commonly called Talhae Isageum, isageum being the royal title in early Silla. Also known by his personal name as Seok Tal-hae(昔脫解).
Talhae of Silla
Hangul
탈해 이사금, 토해 이사금
Hanja
脫解尼師今, 吐解尼師今

He was a member of the Gyeongju Seok clan, one of the noble clans that shared the Silla throne during the early Common Era.

[1] (The name of the kingdom is Dapana-guk 다파나국 多婆那國"Dapana Country" according to Samguk Sagi,

According to the Samguk Sagi,
He has Japanese origin. Tal-hae also came over by ship. The location of his birth place Dapana Country is estimated as somewhere in Japan peninsula. It is precisely estimated some part in Kyushu.[3]

1li is roughly equivalent to 400–500 meters.
2Tanba no kuni was located 460 km northeast of Wakoku(hanja: 倭国:zh:倭国, ja:倭国).
On the other hand, there is a view that Ryongseong-guk (Hangul: 룡성국; Hanja: 龍城國) listed in Samguk yusa has been regarded as a nation of Ainu, and Tal-hae has been regarded as a citizen of Ainu.[5]
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tal
hae_of_Silla

is this thing about loving japan a bait? It looks so.

That low IQ jap are so poorly educated he can't pronounce L and V

Germans speak the worst English imaginable
I can barely tell the difference between a German and a Greek poster.
The difference between Finnish posters (who routinely forget articles and pronouns) and Germans on the other hand is quite clear. The Finnish posters are a million light-years ahead of the German posters, who struggle at even expressing their thoughts.

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Why are Japs so rude to Koreans?

My mom's from Japan and has been living here for 21 years but still can't tell the difference between Rs and Ls and pronounces words like "year" as "ear".

This is what I'm talking about. Why are you so autistic when it comes to other slant eyes?

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did he meant "rub" as "love"?

Yeah. "Ai rabu yuu"

Because we are in the economical way now



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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_on_Basic_Relations_between_Japan_and_the_Republic_of_Korea

We are in the serious economical war now

>rude
is it rude to punch brat who's out of control and keeps demanding compensation done already numerous time? even poles play victims not that like autists

you're both pretty good. all Scandinavian and Germany are probably the most proficient in English on Jow Forums

Because of this

2018 again and again and again,
the Korean government decided to force Japan to pay $24 billion with the money coming from the 245 Japanese companies operating in Korea. Korea tries to force this as compensation for WW2

Do not have any interests in them. They are just losers.

That's the toll of having foolishly selected the meme nationality in the character select screen at birth.

I want to quit my life. 2/B/Q/H.

b-but, they have cute korean girls.

This "Do you love japan?" meme, give me the creeps.
Seems like those psycho anime thots, overly possessive and manipulative that even if you think to answer that in the way she is not expecting you are dead. Actually that is quite how I see Japanese society actually for the eastern Asia in general, not try to be rude, but the over politeness and other things give me that psycho vibes. So... I do "love" Japan, just cause I don't want one of you guys turning psycho on me.

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My dad didn't want to become a corporate drone, that's all, and I'm actually happy he made that decision. I doubt I would've survived in Japan with my mental capacity. I was forced to attend Japanese school here in the U.S. and I hated it. Why is everyone so intolerant and strict in Japan?

>still can't tell the difference between Rs and Ls and pronounces words like "year" as "ear".
have patience to little mistakes if you tell difference from her context

>>cute korean girls.
Still?

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post some jap qt to prove your point, then.

>Why is everyone so intolerant and strict in Japan?
Are we? SInce I've never lived outside Japan, so I don't know.

Maybe that's how Japanese society has realized the safety and order. Maybe we are highly compliant robots.

Yandere.

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But I'm confused about the "year" thing. Japanese has や, ゆ、and よ so the Y sound shouldn't be any trouble.

we have ya yu yo, but no "yi"

There's obviously a difference. I have 3 other siblings and we used to visit Japan as a family, the locals would think we're Chinese or something because of the way we spoke, dressed, and acted. I guess the culture is what made Japan what it is though.

What do you mean? What I said is the Japanese losers hate Korea/ns for no reason because they're shitty brainlet patriots.

Japan has Jomon people and it’s naturally good looking.

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Not the same user, but the way you wrote I also understood that you were calling the Koreans losers.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_on_Basic_Relations_between_Japan_and_the_Republic_of_Korea

Even educated Koreans are starting to notice how bad South Korea is,and hate on their country.
South Korean government is trying to hide and censor all their dark sides from social network.
All negative opinions towards south korea and truth tellings are shut off by their government.
This guy is very educated South Korean with speaking high command of Japanese I have ever seen.
His YT channel is highly recommended to know about today's sk-jp relationship.
His YT site and uploaded videos are under threat of banning by reporting right wing zainichi niggers.
Do you have good ability to comprehend what he talks in Japanese?
Look, and think about it, This guy is not even zainichi who was born and raised in Japan, this guy is pure korean.
I was expected a guy like this to born from those of zainichis, but it is sad that it never happens.
That trully proves zainichis educated their schools focus on anti Japan education.


youtube.com/watch?v=75CJ4-6mCRM&t=249s

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Cute!

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I don't want to hear it from fucking nazi cunts who don't stop asking for kurile islands

yea. Post some more, pretty please.

this. phonetic work in English is complicated and has various pronunciations in "vowels"

No, most often do. Russians do it in a nice way though.

south asians are special category of their own - the constant butthurt category.

jap grills are the scariest, thats why you guys are fapping that much to 2d shit

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Thought he was implying Americans speak Spanish and badly learn English as a second language.

I did post but sorry for my poor eng. Personally I've never seen & talked with Koreans so it's not allowed to call them losers for me.

But that's not a level of fluency, sir.
Please categorise us into a level of fluency or else........

I like Korea more than Japan to be quite honest.

Just so many countless Jomon in japan

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Yeh, i love japan now, lmao