/v4/ + priatelia

Blessed thread

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Why are czechs on Jow Forums outside of /v4/ the biggest dickheads?

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We are shitty people since ancient times

how do you deal with the fact you're a failure just because of your own laziness?

how do you still obsess over that painted pig

>failed at life despite being intelligent
You deserve to suffer.

oh hey its the austrian with the bird waifu

>intelligent
lol no

This is a very nice edition

How do you deal with the fact that the world would be better off without you?

fuck nigs

oh hey it's the hungarian without a horse.

the world would be better off with only 1 billion people at the top

your waifu is shit tier

Chorwacja...

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true, I spent some time looking at East Asia in google maps yesterday and it's crazy how overpopulated that region is.
What must have been beautiful and serene countryside once has been turned into deserts of buildings and roads

no horse and no taste, truly a cursed existence.

indeed my ancestors weep except for my tastes

especially for your tastes, bird is the perfect wife and your ancestors would have realized that.

>what is horse pussy

looser than a beef sandwich, horse pussy is designed to take literal horsecocks you dunce.

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>he doesn't have a literal horsecock
Dicklet.

my dick is a literal horsecock you cuck

>having a flat equestrian log
>not barbed Tiger Penis
able to get into and satisfy at all sizes

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sure Atilla, maybe a baby goat dick

why are you obsessed with my dick? do you happen to smoke them?

you brought up the size of your dick unwarranted, which suggests insecurity

Anything worth doing or seeing outside of my house?

no not really

you insulted my size therefore you are insecure

you exaggerated your size therefore I concluded you are not comfortable with your inability to satisfy a horse.

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i bet you dont even know how to achieve a maregasm

>study history
>become a hungarian (kingdom) nationalist
at last i truly see. the truth has set me free.

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I do not sodomize beasts

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you are just a feudalist and a monarchist who has a hardon for superiour ugric people

>study history
>become a Babenberger loyalist
fuck the Habsburgs

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>fuck the habsburgs
based

fuck the hungarians, mongols, viennese and bavarians too

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this is rightful slovak land

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I want a game with RDR2s horse mechanics and For Honours combat set in 1240s Central Europe
Call it Knigga vs Horsefucker

fuck you too g*rman

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but bird is not my waifu

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it is rightful magyar clay
t.Mátyás

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your loss faggot, now she is my wife
joke attila, I actually love h*ngarians
*promises help against mongols*
*shows up just to watch you get slaughtered*
*attacks you again afterwards*
nothin personnel, asian

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this looks so awful, as if mocapped off a middle aged man in a skintight suit

We all know that Seras is still superior.

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it was starvation what got people killed

the only rightful m*gyar land is east of ural

I had a dream where I went to the cinema, killed everyone there and then went on a date with a girl at a cash register that served me in KFC

someone remind me not to drink again

UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UNRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE UNRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE

yeah true but where are my reparations from the türkic peoples and the indo iranians for pushing us to here. oh and i need reparations from the slavs and the mongols too

drink until you die

not in a million years trami

on that note, do you still drive that shitbox around town or did you move up in life?do mongol arrows constitute starvation now?

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been there done that

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t.knows nothing about the mongol invasions

I know alot about the Mongol invasions

But driving a shitbox is a noble profession, it would be harder for me to get around my town if there weren't some depressed lowlifes who drive it

Am I a boomer if my favourite videogame ever is Gothic 2?

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then drink some more
then you would know that in hungary they burned the crops and thats why lots of people died

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>ps4

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Yes, dumb to boot.

I was talking about Mohi in particular
he's been at it for over 5 years now tho, so I'd expect him to be the chief of shitbox drivers at least

>Gothic 2 is bad
I bet you're a brainlet zoomer that gave up after 5 minutes because the control scheme was too hard for him

let me teach you about slovak history

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>slovak
>history

ignorant and inconsiderate

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well our ancestors had history, so that can be ours history right?

>on that note, do you still drive that shitbox around town or did you move up in life

I do. Its quite comfy desu.

Are you still digging ditches?

I was never digging ditches to begin with.
But I did move up in life, or work, as last year I recieved a permanent regional posting instead of being a flexible post.
Do you still drive busses?

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I never drove busses. They wanted me to but I declined.

When are we going to meet in austria? Craving real vienna schnitzel desu

>muhi
>less than half of the military shows up because most nobles dont care and the cumans left the country
>they btfo the mongols
>then they act like retards and make a fucking encircleing camp around themselves
>mongols cross the river at night and wreck the camp
its like a fucking joke

look at the bright side. without them superior german colonists would never be invited to civilize the country and we would be just another eastern european backwater shithole kingdom.

what are you on about? the saxons entered hungary way before the mongols and the hospes workers came in from germany too

muhi, mohi. you mean Mohac?

no. Muhi was in 1241 april 11. Mohács was in 1526 august 29

McDonalds coupons are a blessing

hungarian?

I also saw that qt mcdonalds girl again, but she was doing something in their storage. She was wearing a white/blue uniform so maybe she's a manager?

i know all about slovak history
>1993
>2004
the end

god damn

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japs are ugly

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Her legs are pretty fucking gross.

why is v4 obsessed with fat women?

whats your excuse? :^)

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I look worse than him

yeah ewwww.

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they truly are inbred