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Well?

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poo

Sounds german

Jai bhole ki

fooken'ell

certainly

off to bed my only friends
my only confidants

my digital girlfriends

Time for daily routine toil

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what "critter" means?

>my digital girlfriends
what the fuck

Can't wait for genetically engineered gfs

milk truck arrive

heterosexuality is banned in sweden, ye

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god awful posting hours, hopefully the lads will come on soon

you want to suck their dicks, don't you

did an order an uber eats

What did you order

burger meal
feeling a bit like pooley lol

god youre all fucking whiney and weepy
>i wish i had this, i wish i had that
go put your feet on the concrete and get it then child the world isnt put on hold for you

touch my anus, you goat-fucking muslim headbanger

Think I'm shadow banned on YouTube

haha i like /brit/ memes too :pppp

Not worth it mate

>uber eats
will never use such a service
same with uber, would rather just drive or walk

what i would’nt give to have 20 minuites with one of you virgin dorks in a locked room
you’ve never had your brain knocked against your skull thats the problem

Love living in a country where any person can feel free to see a doctor if they have a concern, without having to worry about a $500 appointment fee

Uber eats Is very lossy to the delivery person. It's a good deed to not use it
They earn like 5th world wages

Slang for animal.

I was born and raised upper middle class and I have been in plenty of shite as you describe
don't know why you're venting so much

hello nigger

Yeah I'll drive 10 minutes to the Indian place, spend 10 minutes parking and walking, then 10 minutes back

Or spend $5 to have someone else do that

Insurance is a scam. When you're going to die you're going to die

>It's a good deed to make delivery people wait around with no orders and lower their hourly income even further

yeah those 30 minutes could be spent gawking at your computer screen despite doing it for 8 hours daily already instead
spacker

oh, ty. I got to understand the thread now.

Well actually I had a concussion once when I was younger, so yes I have

I wish I was born in time to fight in a major world war. I waited too long to learn, all I understand is anger.

Please Google me a pic of a projector

uber eats drivers are all 3rd worlders anyway so they deserve their 3rd world pay

See

Brother, don't heed these Western Dogs. They are just jealous of us, pure and simple.
Their time will come, and Allah will not be kind to infidels.

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sorry

jej

Did you know that the UK has 3 currencies? There is the northern Irish pound, the Scottish pound and the English pound. All different bank notes.

On the ol codeine

Doesn’t mean 3 currencies you retard

what have this thread become.

not really projecting, moreso outlining the modern lifestyle of anyone who thinks ""wasting time"" (being impatient) is an actual concern when it comes to getting food or basic things like that

ashish has picked up my meal

What about the coveted Welsh Doubloon?

MCing in Tesco

Hate skateboards and skateboarders

Its a different sentiment.
You wish out of greed and entitlement. As a greedy toddler.
I wish I could’ve made a worthy sacrifice As a man. In selflessness for a cause.
Opposite sides of a spectrum.

hello bikehumper

Why is it impatience when it's roughly the same wait? It's more like avoiding performing a below-minimum-wage task so you can do something better

No
Hate them too tbqh

I'm afraid there's no digging your way out of this hole Mr Wish

You've been sucked in by the Hydrocarbon Jew

laziness and impatience really
not hard to be patient when you don't have to do something during the duration yeah

also my feelings come from me being an autistic luddite, just blatantly dislike tech and instant gratification in general. it will wreck everything about us in due time, if it hasn't already.
just clicking a button on your smartphone for someone to do something for you... yeah, nah

Have you ever kissed a girl on the neck.
Held her head in one hand, hip in the other, while you suck on her neck?

Training to be an auto mechanic lads

ISS passing over Britain in a minute, lads.
Look to the south west.

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Fuck off dracula

Fuckin dweeb

I want to smell Emma Watson's stinky girl farts.

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Asked a girl on a date once and she laughed in my face

how come everyone on /brit/ is upper middle class

hate when people talk about how they wish they could fight in a war, such a cop out, you have likely never done anything especially hard in your life: let me tell you, doing anything harder than the washing up stinks

also annoying because of the presumption you'd be a big hero and not be terrified and hating it in between being heaps bored

Middle-class, yes. Doubt there's any upper-middle-class here.

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once she’s feeling it you move the hip hand
boobs or ass if you’re cautious
pussy if you’re bold

Love seeing the middle class 'far right' Jow Forumsmongs larp as if they'd be hard as nails SS soldiers if given the chance.

Oh, here is London
Home of the brash, outrageous and free
You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed
Is it real?
And you're always busy

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I think Emma Watson's farts smell like spoiled milk, sharp cheese and a hint of poo.

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kek this is me

I'm a nazi

walked in on me youngest playin that Kingdom Harps game, fellas. getting his mind warped by them korean lady boys. every one of them speaking immigrant. asked him why the game wunt in british. "i put it on japanese dad" he said. belted him right round the ear and told him hes banned from playstation for a week. playin little girl games like that. dont want him grow up to be a paedo. reckon everyone should monitor their lads gaming time make sure they turn out propa.

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tha'ts definitely the vibe they're giving off, as if a haircut and some cammies and they'd be transformed from someone who can't succeed in easy, ordinary life into he who has mastered his own destiny and will survive kill and conquer with impunity, which is an attractive daydream indeed when you are living comfortably and dont actually have to suffer

same as when people idoliose manual labour

go do some lol and get back to me

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>I'm a nazi

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Need to mention giving him fifa

what's with british culture and caring so much about class
so many stereotypes about tarquins and lower class people, it's inane

She fat
But also potentially easy

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>I like being White
>This means I'm a Nazi

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>fat
Shes rubinesque

I want to put my penis in Emma Watson's vagina.

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Yes, why? Is this part of your self-indulgent fantasy?

If you were selfless you'd actually be helping the community instead of wishing for the impossible.

>i’m too much of an effeminate suburban retard to understand killing somebody in combat like how could you dooooo thattt ;(
>i couldnt do thattt how could you thatttt ughhhh why aren’t you like meeeeeeeeee

i shudder at the thought that people like you exist in the flesh