6 years old me

trips confirm

>6 years old me
>afaik all kids at that age are interested in sex and that kind of stuff
Excuse me what the fuck?

A similar thing happened to my mom when she was a little girl in Mexico. Her dad was a shady guy not cartel but he was involved in the mob there.
>Old guy always talked to my mom and gave her treats,
>she was like 5 and barely learned about boyfriends from her older sister.
>Told my grandpa that the old guy was her bf because he was always nice to her
>Grandpa doesn't question further, drives over with a uncle and kill the guy
>They come home with the guy in the back of truck and throw him to the pigs

My mom told me that story for no reason when i was a little kid. Grandpa was cool, always had alot of guns and was rich as hell. Got $30,000 when he died because he liked me.

Barely noticed you put "As if".. too late already typed this out

Sounds like a cunt.

>7 years old me
>my parents sent me to a sports group.
>coach says we have to climb the rope
>im almost at the top of it
>have a strange feeling somewhere between my balls and ass
>my legs are cramping and im having an orgasm
>i stuck at the top with my legs around the rope for a minute
>since then i loved the feeling and 7 years later i realized im gay
don't allow your kids to do sports, better feed them drugs or whatever

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ever seen kindergarten cop

I liked him. Liked his blue eyes, too bad my mom didn't get those. Mexico was even more of a shithole back then, most didn't care if the local land baron took someone out.

Not at all similar.

I remember playing doctor, getting a blowjob and trying to fuck the girl who was my neighbor (she was 6 and I was 8)

I never understood these stories of people having orgasm from just physical stimulation. Like girls riding horses. I don't get how orgasm is reached without any kind of mental stimulation or arousal.

What the fuck Ivan, how did climbing a rope make you realize you like dick?

Chicano...

I don't understand how does it work, but for some reason there are lots of cases like mine (just googled it)
I don't know seriously

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Dios mio pablo

>Funnily enough, she was fine with the half naked, muscular DBZ drawings.

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i guess im fucked then

I loved having orgasms when I didn't make a mess

I didn't learn about sex or masturbation until I was11-12 yo. It was from a group of girls in our class that had a teen magazine that said that boys jerked off, and they went around asking us if we did during recess. I'd never heard of such a thing so I tried it that night, but it was very disappointing, I couldn't figure out what the big hoopla was.

wtf, youv could become next great sculpter. Now you are loser posting among others on a lowtest board on chinese cartoonforum,

mY parents didn't teached me anything sex related, I learnd all from school and internet.
Maybe on children book about how babies are born, but that's all

This
wtf
when I didn't know it's called orgasms

I simply found porn in VK in old times of P Durov. I also found some nasty beheading videos from chechen war, some gore tortues from russian side, from chechen side, different mexican cartel videos. Uh, each of them made me go around school frustrated for week or something like this. They also made me join Tesaks organisation section, for a while. What a good old times.

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How come there are so few homo-niggers then?

My brother got caught looking at porn one time so my parents password protected the internet and he had to ask permission to use the computer that was in the front room in plain view of everyone. If they left they unhooked the modem and hid the cord so he couldn't get online. They did this to him until he was 19 and moved out.

Religion is a hell of a drug.

>she was fine with the half naked, muscular DBZ drawings.
lmao same

>live in the Netherlands
>stay up late
>television programs end
>sex lines all night on television
>09060506 that's a nice number
>069666sex

My parents are relatively conservative but they never had the need to explain me jack shit. They wouldn't force me to leave or change the channel when there was an age restricted movie or something and often we would see tits on tv. Sure it was awkward but they never said anything about sex until I was already in my teens when I remember my dad making a dirty joke twice.

>be 5-7
>mum makes you watch sex ed videos
>leaves pic related on the coffee table, which is cover-to-cover vanllia porn with instructions
>painfully embarassing discussions forced, encourages me to read book
>said book is my first fap years later
>read it with my first gf at 14 to get ideas
I can't help but wonder if this fucked me up or not.

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wow

>first gf at 14
hurr durr I can't help but wonder if this fucked me up or not.

It didnt

I should have qualified that by saying it was my only relationship and it ended when I was 15.
Also I'm a fucking Jow Forums poster, fill in the blanks kike.

Are you a cute?

1.93m skeleton with a moustache, so not unless you have some odd taste.

My parents just never talked about it at all and I found out what I needed to know from movies/porn

wrong

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/addiction-in-society/201210/are-minority-men-more-likely-be-gay-why

LOW TEST. Personally I was just genetically drawn to it as soon as my balls dropped, at 11 I was just compelled to go into the bathroom and lube up my dick with moisturizer for whatever reason ( I didn't know about masturbation), lubed so thoroughly that I had my first orgasm and nearly fell over, been jerking it ever since

I knew how animals reproduce from a very early age because I was very interested in dinosaurs. My parents just assumed I would generalize it to humans, I guess, and I did eventually.

Don't think they ever as much as mentioned sex to me.

>guy makes a clay sculpture as a kid
>hey ese, I have similar story, my grandpa murdered an innocent man and fed him to kids

Dios mio, when the fuck are you building that wall, murricans?

My balls had already dropped far long before that, and I had pubes and armpit here. Got them long before anyone else. So I don't think I had low test.

Who is it?

how do these guys get laid?

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I dont' remember when my balls dropped, it was just an expression. Pretty sure I didn't have much hair at that age though

They didn't, which is why you don't see them around these days

Nature, uhh, finds a way

???
basketball americans are known for being significantly gayer than their wh*te counterparts

I'm
A total autist and I didn't lost my virginity until I was 26to

how could there be Christian parents in Russia, I thought gommunists managed to get rid of religion

anyone who became a parent earlier than in 1990 was risen by gommies

>be a small boy
>drawing muscular men with only pants on is great
>drawing a naked woman is bad for you

Am I the only one who finds women more attractive with their clothes on?

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There is something wrong with you biologically

I often got boners when looking at my classmate when I was 8.
Damn I thought of what her below looks like and I really wanted to do something to her.