/brit/

>big Tesco

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It's a stupid question anyway. How can you answer?

The low tier workers are still required. Without them it doesn't work. Without binmen society would fall apart within months, unironically. Same for just an average worker depending on what industry it is. Not talking about the jobs where the job itself is just made up, or a manager of a manager or whatever.

Forgot me porn card, so its off to Wikipedia

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Lol that's my convo with davis, how did you get that

No. You or me can learn more on Google maps. It's routine for them, the plane ride and the chaos is therapeutic to them

razer synapse giving me the shits

I agree about the binmen and who said that they exaggerated their percentages and not the upper echelons?

>>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!
There was a janitor hiring going on?

that feel when you kill that two six
well fuck it thats why they know my name

Nah I'm saying all of them do. They can't work without eachother

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hey, i drive better drunk than you do sober

yuck

glad i can have a wank in free europe without having to have a porn ID

drunk horny and attractive
requiring cuddling

fixed razer synapse
i know u were all wondering

Proud rorkesheed 'ere
Much better than all you twats

insulted a girl from the office yesterday

DONT grab my keys

MY GAMING MOUSE

slag

nice VPN sweetie

just sucked a nigger

MY GAMING MOUSE IS A VIRGIN INSELL

BUT I'M GOING TO PRESS HIS BUTTONS

she was cute but i called her a chav

i always find these segments where they have a bbc newsreader grilling a bbc executive about some minor programming output decision that they've made on bbc breakfast really weird

like i get that the bbc have to do it but it feels so wrong

rehearsing my rant for when i emigrate to another country, get citizenship, get progressively more angry about not being accepted as a proper citizen despite my best efforts, and then finally lose it at a co-worker who refers to me as british and storm out there and then to pack my stuff up and have it sent back to britain so i can spend the rest of my life sulking after a redundant interlude.

hey it seems like a bit much now but enjoy it
nothing lasts forever
youre gonna cry someday

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Found the wife

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my mate is doing 20 to life in a federal prison at the moment. the crime?
sucked a baby nigger.

heh

i'm actually doing pretty well right now

Watched that Kingsman 2 movie. I agreed with the president. All druggies must die.

guys I fell for the CS uni meme what should I do now, i think i should drop and become a bartender or switch to telecommunications

how does he know shes a virgin?

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only one way to know

Become veterinary paramedic
Thai culture maybe? It is a sin to lose virginity pre marriage in Thailand maybe?

knew there was a catch

the boys jackson nonced were basically asking for it

underage girl has literally asked me for sex before

politely declined because i'm not a nonce

the british expat in australia experience

nah that will suck 6 years of my life +learning literally books with 400 pages every semester is insane

how old were you and how old was she
how did you get yourself into this situation

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bad first day on the tinder, not a match

Not sure whether I should try to be more caring, or try to care less. Whether to be a better person, or just be more relaxed.

advice pls

do history or history and politics; you will always sounds like the smartest person in the room

dumb n*gger

*readies my hand above the noncehunter alarm*

21, she claimed to be 15 but was 14
friend of a friend of a friend drunk at a party

depends if you're a shitty person who's only just realising it or an okay person who's neurotic
It's good to feel shitty about doing shitty things. If you feel shitty about yourself when you haven't done shitty things, learn to chill the fuck out

humble brag dont care

say what you will about gaming mouse but he won me the video game

why do do this
why do drink myself retarded and burn everything to ash
because.... im running from something, until the day i die

no worries
god bless
box me up snd ship me home

thought most expats were fine being expats
(don't like expats)

nayger

Dodged a bullet there I'd never expect to see a drunk 14 year old at a party in my early 20s

the Haberfield Hound

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snowing tomorrow morning lads

There is only one videogame that is not for virgins:
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

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imagine actually going out in public like this
don't forget he's 5'6

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theresa has only gone and cancelled brexit lads

he's 5'9" in the heels

that would be something
you forgot quake, doom, serious sam

paint splattered clothes is very 2012

qt rape victim on bbc breakfast
she's on the verge of tears ;_;

zzzzzzzzz

they all live in little expat bubbles in perth to moan about expat things
(hate expats)

have you seen when he wears cowboy boots with tracksuit pants

Daniel Ricardo is from Perth

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*forces her head*

feel like a wank tonight, but got a date tomorrow and want to be at maximum-desire

inappropriate

mental

keek
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can't pay we'll take it away is great daytime TV

love watching romanian brothels get evicted

feel bad for shamima's kiddy
how responsible are we for this?

are there any non-british (i.e. not british born or born abroad to british parents) people everyone still accepts as british?

it's all white people's fault

compared to the woman who took herself into a warzone and had the children of an isis terrorist?
not very

*pats your head*

having a wank to government.boy on instagram

cant wait for the new taylor swift album

yes

Trips says the British economy crashes and burns this year

it won't be this year, it'll be 2020 when brexit starts biting

Stupid /brit/, be more funny!

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