Why are you gay, int?

Why are you gay, int?

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Because it's much easier to hook up with boys than girls here. They're much easier, sluttier and have lower standards, which is great for me. I also don't have to try so hard and try to impress them all the time like I do with girls.

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Are you that tranon in the pic?

no, he is from brazil i think
i saved his pics from here on Jow Forums

>Because it's much easier to hook up with boys than girls here
No it's not you monkey. Finding someone that looks like Felipe is pretty much hitting the lottery

Why not?

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I'm Bi.

Oh, do you live in Australia, do you?

I just really like penis in my ass and mouth. I don't even like men and masculinity that much but the human penis is made to be worshipped. Hooking up with a cute 22yo jock boy tomorrow can't wait.

boys are funnier and better companions on the whole, i think
it feels better to be wanted (boy wanted by men) than to want (boy wanting girl)
also penises are aesthetic while vaginas are mostly gross

Is this your first hour on Jow Forums?

>Hooking up with a cute 22yo jock boy tomorrow can't wait
are you cute too?

Those types are probably extremely rare in kangaroo land. Am I wrong?

Yeah. I'm pretty fucking twink. We'll probably do it in the back of my car. Just like with this cute 19yo redhead twink boy that dicked me a few days back and let me SUCC him. It was insane. Should have been on Grindr years ago.

There are quite a few on grindr, if you use the right search filters. Obviously not many of them are as cute as Felipe but there are still some very cute ones.

>Have to pay for premium to use the extra filter options on grindr
fucking cunts

you should film it and upload it as a webm on /gif/ or something, sounds like it'd be very hot

Cat is cute animal.

eh, you can still get good results just by using the free ones like "18 to 23" and "twink" or whatever

I've seen ones cuter than his Michael Jackson looking ass. Had one almost hookup but he flaked. Was 18 and literally the perfect twink with the perfect twink body. I'll always regret not being able to get bred by his cute cock.
Yeah nah

am i the only one who finds this kind of promiscuity crass and off-putting?
i don't wanna be boring frens, please tell me boys like other stuff too...

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I'm not gay and i don't understand how man can love other man, seriously. I think that men friendship is stronger for 4-5 times, than women friendship. Hey, gayanon, tell me how do you do it?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

There's plenty of guys on Grindr that want relationships but I've just accepted that I'm a cock whore. I wanna suck off as many cute teen/early 20s guys as I can before I get unattractive looking.

I'm 100% straight, but a hole is a hole, and sometimes it's just easier to find another guy. Especially since most fags seem to be "bottoms," and I'm a dominant muscular guy.

>100% straight
>BUT

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>I'm 100% straight, but a hole is a hole
based
if you have this mindset it isnt even gay desu

a bit creepy
i'm not sure i mean relationships, it's just that i'd like to have cuddled and been intimate without it being erotic :c

Cringe
Based

>100% straight
>it's just easier to find another guy
Haha lmao

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>I'm not gay, but it would be easier to find man for sex

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Cuddling is nice. Waking up to him spooning you in nothing but your underwear is fucking amazing and feeling his chest breathing up against you. Hnnnng

now i feel bad for not even having any romantic contact irl with any boy ever :c

I was khhv till 23. Make it happen and take the grindrpill

anyone else look at humans of either sex and all you see is bizarre lumps of flesh that eat, shit, and sleep

>I'm 100% straight, but
No you are not, you are gay af.

I still wonder the same as OP, why would anybody be gay?

tbqhon only when I look at asians

>tf

Tbh I wanna cuddle and talk more than I want sex. And having sex with strangers seems wrong

yes, especially the second part
i can't imagine not knowing someone you have sex with very well, let alone not knowing them at all

>I'm 100% straight, but

bump

I’d probably feel weird and terrified being naked in a stranger’s bed desu.

>I'm 100% straight
no you're not

Pussy is gross and women nowadays are shameless opportunistic sluts. I like cock, but I don't like men, hence why I'm into other traps. I also feel a lot more admiration for guys who manage to make themselves look like girls as opposed to girls who are just born pretty.

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Gosh... So many gays here...
If you want to stop being like this - join
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>stop
No :]

I-I'm not gay...

I'm 100% straight but I need to be held down and raped by hundreds of HIV positive dicks over and over until my anus prolapses and I have to spend the rest of my life in a diaper popping 50 AIDS pills a day. It's just a fetish, you know?

nothing gay about being gay

That's gay...
Proof?

what's gay about being gay?

Liking pussy is gay

Getting a benis in your ass is pretty gay
It's less gay...

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>100% straight, but
Haha, classic

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some women take penis in ass and they are not gay

No fuck off not everybody is gay in this channel. I am straight myself and a boy on boy relationship makes me cringe. Just thinking about a sweating man shoving his throbbing cock in the ass of an another man after this one used his saliva to lube the dick of the other guy disgusts me. It's even more gross when you think about a guy receiving a facial ejaculation.

>Just thinking about a sweating man shoving his throbbing cock in the ass of an another man after this one used his saliva to lube the dick of the other guy
>when you think about a guy receiving a facial ejaculation

lewd boi

Because guys are so cute and wonderful.

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you're a faggot, retard. because only faggots imagine it as dirty as you.

he is obviously having a laugh you autistic slant insect

Why not?
Most of the guys are a lot more interesting than girls anyway, so being straight is actually worse.

I am not

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fuck off, faggot. i fucking hate you. get hiv and die, faggot.

would be a fate better than being born a gook

you deserve to be hanged. even nazis thought you faggots were subhuman. you are a pest that is no different from jews. just die.

Have fun with guys, fuck girls. What's wrong with you?

That's kinda what I do, since I'm bisexual, but I also fuck cute guys.

>guy i've been seeing a for a month or so is losing interest in me
>to be gay is to suffer

seething subhuman

Do you see yourself as interesting person?

no one likes faggot. accept that the lifespan of a faggot is less than half that of a normal male. fuck you, faggot subhuman. although, i'm handsome as well, i would never give you my k-cock.

Don't flatter yourself only 1% of koreans look good, I'm more thsn willing to bet that you have these: acne, glasses, chubby face

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Slay qweeen

not gay but l think it's simply nice to talk with the garçon français about Napoleon over thé, which l guzzle and café crème, which l treat him. he'd say he wants something sweet so we order two pieces of millefeuille, namely "Napoleon". pun intended. l would speak français and he 日本語, English should be refrained as much as possible. such code switching. through the heated discussion on it, we'd ameliorate each other's learning language. he'd laugh at how l pronounce "Naporeon" instead of "Napoleon", so l'd laugh at how he's struggling to pronounce "Nihon", as he pronounces it as "Nion" instead. l'd compare my points to LoGH(the Peninsular War and the Russian Expedition were to Napoleon what the Battle of Amlitzer was to FPA) and he would perfectly get them. aucun Soleil d'Austerlitz... anyways, in the end, we'd order madeleines and soak them in tea and eat them, realizing that the past is literally restored here...

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i'm cute and attractive because i was a trainee in the k-pop boy band. but i have no reason to share my photo with you like a faggot.

To have a reason to share something you'd have to have it first buddy

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>anyone
>100% straight

>i'm cute and attractive because i was a trainee in the k-pop boy band
why are you here then

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So you have had surgeries?

user, I...

Because God is gay, too. I honor him as all gay artists do.

What? You think God fucks women? He' s an eternal incel. Trapped in eternal loneliness. Why do you think he created earth? We are his entertainment.

High intelligence.

Trauma
>get bad experience on women so turn to men
>get bad experience with men
JUST me right - - - - ¬¬¬¬¬

you know that not all entertainers and trainees can be succeed. sadly i belong to the shadow. some of my buddies may be members of the k-pop band you've heard of. but i'm just a normal college student now. because i'm out of competition.

no.

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>no
Pffff this is you

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still young so you'd prob find another path to life, good luck boyo

i am lesbian i like pussy they are much easier to get!

I am a fucking macho, dude.

kek. :^)

Anime makes gay

힘내세요 형제

there are hundreds and thousands of boy groups and girl groups that debut in my country every year. and there will be no more than 10 agencies that can provide enough support for the groups to succeed. when 100 people debut, one or two people succeed in this industry. however, i was originally an underground rapper.

thanks, but i don't think so. being a studio session is my realistic goal.

고맙습니다.

게미기.

This. All the gays I met are very high iq and autistic.

because boys are cute and better companions than woomans desu