I wanna speak Finnish, move to Finland and get a passport of a Finnish citizen. What do I need to do for that?

The thing is, you don't just "learn Finnish". Unless you've been speaking it since childhood you'll sound like a kebab shop owner. Finnish language is the ultimate shibboleth, unless you've learned it as your mother tongue you're gonna have a terrifyingly strong accent.

Marry me ad you'll get citizenship I can be both male and female whichever you prefer

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This is a very good example of what I'm talking about. Foreigners may not get it but Finns will instantly pick up on what is wrong with it.

Where I live we have a lot of Russians living here, most of them don't speak Finnish.

Cнaчaлa aнглийcкий пoпpoбyй выyчить, дpyжищe

Three kinds of Russians in Finland
>1/4 Finn+3/4 Russian "return migrants"
>Richfags who are possibly involved in crime
>Russian wives for Finnish men
If you don't fall in one of the aforementioned categories you have little chance of getting in

thx for post, dude

Not true. I’ve met adults that have learnt near-perfect Finnish. It’s possible, and as Russian is also a somewhat complicated language (though not comparable to Finnish) it shouldn’t be impossible for OP.

fuck black queens

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cпacибo зa пoддepжкy, cooтeчecтвeнник.

Good meme, but there’s actually lots of normal Russians here too. The ones I’ve met have been doctors, ballet teachers and musicians.

I'd consider them richfag or at least educatedfags. There are no Russian car mechanics here, except of course the mutts or a couple of Estonians from Russia.

Freudian slipped lol I meant Russians from Estonia

Be mentally handicapped.

Why did you create such an autistic language?

>The ones I’ve met have been doctors, ballet teachers and musicians.
memes aside, these have to be the most common russians in finland, because immigrant-application requirements for russians are very strict in your country. tho your construction sites are destination points for blue collar russians from estonia (those who get proper education go to germany/uk), so they're probly ruining our image there

No

How can I get a Finnish bf?

Find him in Finland, introduce yourselves, fug fug succ succ, done

cross the border, find a finnish citizen, cut off their face and put it on yours, assume their identitiy
DONE

Worked for Sideshow Bob.

>Germany
Knew it

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The best way is to find a job there. And only then learn the language and fulfill all the requirements in order to obtain citizenship. I think in this case it is 5-7 years old.

And because of the accent he can't learn it?
Are Finns dumb?

finns and russians are natural allies

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Stay in your own country or move to Norway instead, for example. Finns don't like Russians.

Hienot voimafantasiat

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>you'll sound like a kebab shop owner
Kek

Can you vocaroo a comparison between standard fluent Finnish, and broken kebab Finnish? If not, can you find some examples on YouTube and link here? I'm very curious as to how to sounds compared to standard Finnish.

Väitätkö tosiaan että suomalaiset jotenkin erityisesti pitävät ryssistä?

Oh no no no no

Explain

Even turkroaches are more wanted immigrants than Russians

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En, tiedän että nuo sinun "yhyy ryssät vittuun ei me tykätä niistä" autistiset ulinat on absoluuttinen vähemmistö, ei me rakasteta venäläisiä mutta ei vihata kanssa
Takas sinne hommafoorumille autisti

Seething

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if you are cute girl i am willing to give you citizenship if you fuck me

Painuppa ryssä vittuun. Suomalaiset eivät pidä, saatika arvosta venäläisiä millään tasolla.

reds all finnish names
whites all swedish names

>left
white people
>right
finns and russians

What's natural about it?

Even if you shitbags move here in masses from your Africa tier shithole it doesn't mean that we like you.

Finns and Russians vs Fennoswedes

that was a joke, idiot

Umm sweetie, Russians are white people.

finns deep down always wanted to be ruled by bydlos
but we, the ruling elite have always stopped them from doing so

This - > autist is white trash neo-nazi btw

Our northern population is the reddest in all of the country and it gets the strongest at the border.
Its in your blood, desu.

This is a russhit living in Finland

3/10
Because we lifted Finns from extreme mysery. Finns in their natural state are literal cavemen.

Said no one ever

I just want to say that I love finnish autism lion, that is all

Dude, Russians are more "Western" than Western Finns.

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>Finns(southern/southwestern) and Russians vs Karelians, Fenno-Swedes, Ostrobothnians, Germans, northerners etc
Turku has hated the rest of Finland ever since they lost the civil war

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Nobody gives shit about your FST distances. Average Russian is olive skinned 170 cm manlet goblin with pitch black EDAR-gene hair. And every 200th Russian man is a direct descend of ghengis Khan.

Still most likely wouldn't be able to stay permanently or get a citizenship (assuming they got the looks, the language and the local knowledge of their fake origin area right).

Can an American move to Finland if he's actually white? I want to get out of this shithole soon.

Implying people weren't fighting on both sides from everywhere

Dude nobody here gives a shit about your skin color it's the loudest autists on Jow Forums who of course won't be saying a damned thing irl because they're too autistic to leave their apartments
If you see fit to move here and have reason to come then yea sure

Älä nyt ole noin saatanan vammaisen mustavalkoinen. Isoisänikin joutui jättämään kotinsa kaksi kertaa "ryssien takia" muttei silti vihaa niitä vaan kommunismia.

KOMMARIT HIRTEEN!

Seething mongol roach

You're not a race realist it seems
>russian on the left
>hurri on the right

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>race realist
cringe

>The Super Pajeet Brothers

>cringe
cope

>cope
kisless virgin

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youtu.be/Kx127Dg43YI

Vitun naiivi paska. Etkö ole huomannut miten venäläiset käyttäytyy täällä meitä kohtaan ja ihan yleisesti internetin ulkopuolella. Eikä se Venäjän nykymeno eroa millään tavalla Neuvostoliitosta. Otetaan nyt Airiston helmi hyvänä suht tuoreena esimerkkinä. Epärehellistä paskasakkia joka muuttaa kaiken paskaksi mihin koskevat. Painu kotiryssä vittuun. Kunnon aisuri saatana.

Cope

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Do they have citizenship though? I know Russians who don't even speak English who live in Finland, but they're not citizens.
There's a lot of construction workers too.
Se on ihan oikeassa, ei nykyään suurimmalla osalla ole mitään tunteita suuntaan tai toiseen asiassa.

All people are cavemen in their natural state, you absolute mongoloid.

Attentionwhore

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this^

a classic
And yeah, they sound like Japanese.

Kyllä suurin osa pitää venäläisiä epärehellisenä paskasakkina. Sitä nyt ei tietenkään vain kuuluteta 24/7

Olet varmaan oikein mukava tyyppi ja laajan kaveripiirisi suuresti arvostama :D

Why would people not want Asian immigrants? In my experience, some of them are better than native Finns.

Why would you move to that shit country?
>Cold as shit, even worse than Russia, but without actual summer
>Gloomy as hell, suicidal thoughts evey day
>Most people hate Russians and extremely autistic
>Finns are blown faced freaks with curved eyes sunking down their faces
>Outside countryside faggots and libtards everywhere
Consider another country if you want actual improvement.

The shop guy just sounds like a drunk lisping Finn.

insect sticking up for his brethren

”Race” isn’t a consept here. It’s much more important that you’re a westerner.

Finnish is a very racist language that discriminates against non-Finns. We like it this way.

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Jaahas jassoo sellaista, varkaan mielestä toisaalta kaikki ovat varkaita
Well it is a Finnish guy. It's a bit.

No. The niggers and multiculturalist fifth columnists ITT talk shit. We are full.

Can you provide me with a comaparison of blatte-finnish and "normal" Finnish?

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shut up gay nigger

LMAO to a shitty developing county, which is amongst the top in abort-, HIV-, drug-, alcohol related death, suicide, divorce, corruption and crime statistics in Europe. Standard of living and life expectancy is the lowest in Europe, economy the size of Italy and oligarchs feast with profits from natural resources while rest of the people starve. Muslims account approx. 20% of the population, which is the highest in Europe, disregardin a couple of Balkan nations. 40% of army recruits are muslims and thousands of mosques have been built in recent years. Corruption amongst officials is among the highest in the world, deaths from terror-attacks in recent years are counted in hundreds, if not thousands, and the country has millions of illegal immigrants who are hard to be deported because of said corruption.
A developing county, whose conservative and pure values are limited to extreme homophobia, which is a way for the oligarchy-like acting manlet leader to compensate his own sexual uncertainty. A developing country, that isn't liked by anyone in the western world and who always plays the victim, calling everyone else fascists and russophobes when they are looking out for themselves. A developing country whose prided new tanks are left staying still in a parade after breaking down, whose navy's flagship aircraft carrier are left smoking in the middle of the sea, and whose resources are spent on building military, when the whole country otherwise is a total third world shithole. Roads are in a terrible condition, society has faced complete degeneration, islamization and corruption. Authoritarioan government kills reporters with differing views and tries to hold its shit together by taunting others and whose young and educated people constantly seek to leave to the west. The border between Finland and Russia is one of the biggest separator of quality of living and civilization. There isn't much guessing needed to determine the winning side there.

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t. neekeri

this is actually true
faggot