Living for the weekend edish
Weekend's almost over sub-edish
/brit/
kill all bloggers on site
*heads a cross past the keeper*
one of you will have to sniff my arse
Rorkey boy on a forced diet
how is are sham gonna cope with the loss of her son?
found a cache of polaroids of me and the ex
feeling a bit grim about it now tbqhwyl
Ain't it fun living in the real world?
love sniffing arse, me. im a fucking dog
people are bullying me on /soc/
youtube.com
timeless classic
based
I like these images that you make
>@Brexit
:/
Hopefully it will be too much for her and she'll off herself.
For me its schizoid personality disorder.
this is a TUNE
Not a real thing. Just means you're a cunt
>if trade routes were to shut down
why would we shut down trade routes?
oh i forgot, brexit means we just start doing whatever's worst for the country at all times
going out tonight with my coworkers for the first time, bit worried what they will think of me after
Love Abber
My favourino? Easy:
youtube.com
It is interesting how a lot of EU stories look at best-case and a lot of Brexit stories look at worst-case.
the real world is not as calm as it appears to be from here
the old world is not as safe with the new world closing in
I have bipolar disorder
/brit/ is nothing without blogposters
ABBA was the original The Prodigy
*enters /brit/*
al vey lads
i put waffles in the foreman grill but now i need a poo
can i do a poo in 7 minutes or less?
i must try
Smoking some meth
haha alright mum get off to bed yeah it's 11
project fear innit
can't wait for christmas
for me it's easter
put the fucking didgeridoo down bruce
yes lad
abba is timeless and cool
Untrue, I'm nice to people sometimes.
Can't stop me now honey
*puts on ABBA*
*pours another glass of Shiraz*
*sits back and sways side to side while tapping hand on knee*
don't think there was a didgeridoo in that song
abba is quintessential 'cool white wine mum'-core
I have Aspergers. I once again was looking at razor blades in the cheap store today to slit my wrists. Only $2.50 also.
for me it's Blondie
doing a speedpoo
5 minute time limit on this one
no such thing as a cool female outside of carefully manufactured media
>hitlers dog
get him!
freak
would rather not share a country with you
UH OH
...
Love these
The selection of posts truly gets to the essence of /brit/
On antibiotics lads
twitter.com
the vikings were black communists
I don't know, your mum is pretty cool how she lets me stick my willy in her bum and then sucks it after
Thoughts on the Celts?
nice thread you made
Hush you. No one want's to give me a job in IT & I only suffer everyday waking up in an empty bed. Wish I had a cute girlfriend to spend time with & go for nice outings to get me away from the computer.
non nonono nono i menan teh beand noooooo
did not make that
wish i did
>Only $2.50 also
Might as well buy in bulk from china for 20c, not like you'll care if you get heavy metal poisoning from them anyway.
love the European Union
not a fan
The English are ripe for liquidation
the eu isnt an optimum currency area
Lads, when you take a piss to relieve yourself do you make the noises to go with it?
what is the best screenshot program?
why do these people always write like they're in a film
I voted remain out of expedeience not love
love the UK
hope the EU gets more powers
degenerates like you belong on the cross
depends how long i was holding it in
want you to take a step back and have a think about this post
step it up, getting beyond a joke now mate
print screen?
love /brit/
love post punk
love love
hate jannies
simple as
ShareX probably because it optionally has video too. Used to use Greenshot and that was alright.
Celt? no no no sweety, i'm Hiberno-Scotch-Anglo x teehee
Ireland is an optimum shit hole area
Even the Welsh manage to keep their culture and language alive better than you
Haven't put my willy inside a fanny in 2019. And you?
No idea why I ever bother opening twitter links, the comments just make me angry, need that site out of business.
prt screen, paste to paint
macbook pro. cmd shift 4
e.u.? more like pee-eww
*clamps my nostrils shut with one hand while giving a thumbs down gesture with the other*
haven’t done this ever
use this already and just copy into to ms paint to crop. need something a little more efficient and quicker
shall have a nosy, x
world citizen me
Haven't put a willy inside my bum bum in 2019. And you?
reading J.R.R. tolkein's "the hobbit"
quite like to imagine /brit/ as the shire
if you've got win10 then you can press ctrl+print screen and it'll automatically save a screencap in your pictures folder
has a cool little blink when you do it
only done it once and it wasnt very good
that was about 3 weeks ago
might try again on wednesday though
wait, no it's windows key+print screen
win+shift+s
Snipping Tool comes default with Windows and is perfect
wales isnt a real place
feeling a bit ill lads
alexa search for Japanese Anal Bukkake videos
Take a picture from your mobile camera.
no, /brit/ is a warehouse with a giant circle of chairs in the middle facing outwards where people sit shouting nonsense
The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism